Tropic Thunder Summit: Don and Kim Reunited

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

No sense in trying to sugarcoat it now, this is a fucking joke of international diplomacy.

[Incredulity 11564]

$50 says your mom gets double teamed

[Atx71 146]

Big Penis Powwow on the Peninsula. 

[Nolacycling 893]

He's going full retard.

[TexArcher 37508]

3 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

He's going full retard.

You never go full retard.

[Parliament 14133]

Gonna get a Nobel Prize outta this yet.

[Telegraph_it 3354]

I’ll give you props on the thread title. 

[Gil Bang 25897]

Kim's like a bond villain, taking a bulletproof train across asia.  I wonder how many hookers/sex slaves are aboard?  How many pizza ovens?

[RPM 26222]

Simple Don

[GRHorn 105]

20 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

I’ll give you props on the thread title. 

Same. 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5783]

21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Kim's like a bond villain, taking a bulletproof train across asia.  I wonder how many hookers/sex slaves are aboard?  How many pizza ovens?

I'm willing to go undercover to determine the number of hookers and pizza ovens on board

[Francisco 2.0 32323]

I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey

I spent the evening with the radio
Regret the moment that I let you go
Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much
I know now that I love you 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

I sat here starin' at the same old wall
Came back to life just when I got your call
I wished I could climb right through the telephone line
And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey

I can't go cheatin', honey; I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce on precious moments like this
I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your kiss, hey, hey

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Baby

Lover, lover, this is solid love
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
I'll give you all the love I have with all my might, hey, hey

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

Honest question. What happens if Trump signs on to a massive troop withdrawal?

[Brisketexan 104597]

7 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Honest question. What happens if Trump signs on to a massive troop withdrawal?

It will be ignored.  Because he won't ever actually sign a real document that can affect troop positioning.  He'll just type in a word salad about it on Twitter, and no court in the land will find that to be a binding executive directive.

And I'm really not kidding.

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"We didn't have time to put it in writing." - DOTUS

[HenryJames 65889]

Edited February 26, 2019 by HenryJames

[Chad Fuck 17564]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It will be ignored.  Because he won't ever actually sign a real document that can affect troop positioning.  He'll just type in a word salad about it on Twitter, and no court in the land will find that to be a binding executive directive.

And I'm really not kidding.

The Kurds may differ with you on that.

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Sure, murdering family members and starving your country’s people to extort wealth and power are normal well adjusted things and certainly traits that deserve flattery. 

This is the leader of the free world. 

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

Lemme guess; no U.S. translators in the room....

[Steamboat1874 4032]

This meeting would be a good place for a Tomahawk missile.

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This meeting would be a good place for a Tomahawk missile.

 

Wouldn't work.  These two greatest of leaders would just put the missile between their two most prodigious bellies and smote said Tomahawk. 

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Does Un even speak english? Are they going to bust out crayons and draw pretty pictures? Or is Un going to take out his cell phone to have a conference call with Xi/Putin?

[Yuk 1509]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Trump: Did it hurt? Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Does Un even speak english?

I’d say probably or he at least understands it.  There is little known about him except most of his formal education was in Switzerland.  

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’d say probably or he at least understands it.  There is little known about him except most of his formal education was in Switzerland.  

I didn't know that.  Can you imagine how much N. Korea must suck after living in Switzerland for a few years?  I'd kill a bunch of folks, too. 

[Chooky 13302]

Two men with absurd hair enter. Two men with absurd hair leisurely leave. 

Resolutions:

1.) Both will pretend nuclear proliferation is bad. 

2.) Huge envelopes are pretty sweet.

3.) Starvation is amusing. 

4.) Don't high five uncle Vlad in front of the media. 

5. Mmmm cake. 

6. Dennis Rodman is smart. 

7. Give death penalty to drug dealer, silly round eye. 

8. One guy got torn alive by dogs LOL.

9. Both had hole in one on every par 5.

10. Rosie O'Donnell is not attractive. 

Edited February 26, 2019 by Chooky
Shiny tuba

[RPM 26222]

Can you imagine what that dorm room smelled like?

[Chooky 13302]

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Can you imagine what that dorm room smelled like?

Hors d' oeuvres made out of human baby genitals? 

[hayden_horn 11360]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

Edited February 26, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Parliament 14133]

 

Nice

[4th&Five 41459]

 

[Pig Bellmont 8691]

Excellent break down of what we *should* get vs what probably will happen 

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

I wonder who would win a bodyguard, Hollywood-style fire fight, Kim's running men or Secret Service?

[RPM 26222]

4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I wonder who would win a bodyguard, Hollywood-style fire fight, Kim's running men or Secret Service?

I want to root for the home team, dominate defense. But give the Norks their due, they have a potent 2 minute drill with several trick plays mixed in.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

So tired of winning 

[Bama Chick 28596]

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Same beaten-down look as when he's with Daddy Putin.

[Eggo 3974]

We let North Korea keep their nukes and somehow Iran is the bad guy. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Is Kim’s chair sitting higher?

lol The United States looks like an utter dope.

Remember when Republicans cried and moaned about Obama’s bowing and scraping foreign policy? And how we were disrespected amongst other nations? And how we look SO weak with Obama in charge? And that once Trump was President, the United States was done capitulating to other countries?

I remember.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Trump managed to surrender in person to North Korea twice in one calendar years.  

That’s not easy to do.

I never thought his foreign policy advisors would allow this shit again but then I look at his main foreign policy advisor (cough Putin) and it makes perfect sense.

[TexArcher 37508]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So tired of winning 

And this fucking idiot referred to the Iran deal as the worst one ever made.

[happyfunball 481]

Video of Kim after negotiations with Trump released

[TornACL 7675]

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So tired of winning 

Trump's hand gesture is perfect here since he's such a gaping pussy whenever we need him to be strong. 

The only time he is strong is when he is hiding on Twitter and using juvenile nicknames to belittle opponents in congress, or raging about the unfair practices of Canadian dairy farmers. 

[Incredulity 11564]

On 2/26/2019 at 12:11 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

This meeting would be a good place for a Tomahawk missile.

 

So this is sliding now?

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[4th&Five 41459]

The White Zhouse tweeted out that embarrassment? JFC what a group of morons. 

[Brisketexan 104597]

The GOP bitched about “bow and apologize.” Gotta say, I did NOT expect that their goal was to replace it with “kneel and suck.”

[Teddy KGB 1]

 

3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump managed to surrender in person to North Korea twice in one calendar years.  

That’s not easy to do.

I never thought his foreign policy advisors would allow this shit again but then I look at his main foreign policy advisor (cough Putin) and it makes perfect sense.