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Kim's like a bond villain, taking a bulletproof train across asia.  I wonder how many hookers/sex slaves are aboard?  How many pizza ovens?

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21 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Kim's like a bond villain, taking a bulletproof train across asia.  I wonder how many hookers/sex slaves are aboard?  How many pizza ovens?

I'm willing to go undercover to determine the number of hookers and pizza ovens on board

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I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey

I spent the evening with the radio
Regret the moment that I let you go
Our quarrel was such a way of learnin' so much
I know now that I love you 'cause I need your touch, hey, hey

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

I sat here starin' at the same old wall
Came back to life just when I got your call
I wished I could climb right through the telephone line
And give you what you want so you will still be mine, hey, hey

I can't go cheatin', honey; I can't play
I found it very hard to stay away
As we reminisce on precious moments like this
I'm glad we're back together 'cause I missed your kiss, hey, hey

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Baby

Lover, lover, this is solid love
And you're exactly what I'm dreamin' of
All through the day
And all through the night
I'll give you all the love I have with all my might, hey, hey

Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey

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7 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Honest question. What happens if Trump signs on to a massive troop withdrawal?

It will be ignored.  Because he won't ever actually sign a real document that can affect troop positioning.  He'll just type in a word salad about it on Twitter, and no court in the land will find that to be a binding executive directive.

And I'm really not kidding.

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It will be ignored.  Because he won't ever actually sign a real document that can affect troop positioning.  He'll just type in a word salad about it on Twitter, and no court in the land will find that to be a binding executive directive.

And I'm really not kidding.

The Kurds may differ with you on that.

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Sure, murdering family members and starving your country’s people to extort wealth and power are normal well adjusted things and certainly traits that deserve flattery. 

This is the leader of the free world. 

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1 minute ago, Steamboat1874 said:

This meeting would be a good place for a Tomahawk missile.

 

Wouldn't work.  These two greatest of leaders would just put the missile between their two most prodigious bellies and smote said Tomahawk. 

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5 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Does Un even speak english?

I’d say probably or he at least understands it.  There is little known about him except most of his formal education was in Switzerland.  

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17 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’d say probably or he at least understands it.  There is little known about him except most of his formal education was in Switzerland.  

I didn't know that.  Can you imagine how much N. Korea must suck after living in Switzerland for a few years?  I'd kill a bunch of folks, too. 

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Two men with absurd hair enter. Two men with absurd hair leisurely leave. 

Resolutions:

1.) Both will pretend nuclear proliferation is bad. 

2.) Huge envelopes are pretty sweet.

3.) Starvation is amusing. 

4.) Don't high five uncle Vlad in front of the media. 

5. Mmmm cake. 

6. Dennis Rodman is smart. 

7. Give death penalty to drug dealer, silly round eye. 

8. One guy got torn alive by dogs LOL.

9. Both had hole in one on every par 5.

10. Rosie O'Donnell is not attractive. 

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4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I wonder who would win a bodyguard, Hollywood-style fire fight, Kim's running men or Secret Service?

I want to root for the home team, dominate defense. But give the Norks their due, they have a potent 2 minute drill with several trick plays mixed in.

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Is Kim’s chair sitting higher?

lol The United States looks like an utter dope.

Remember when Republicans cried and moaned about Obama’s bowing and scraping foreign policy? And how we were disrespected amongst other nations? And how we look SO weak with Obama in charge? And that once Trump was President, the United States was done capitulating to other countries?

I remember.

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Trump managed to surrender in person to North Korea twice in one calendar years.  

That’s not easy to do.

I never thought his foreign policy advisors would allow this shit again but then I look at his main foreign policy advisor (cough Putin) and it makes perfect sense.

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2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So tired of winning 

Trump's hand gesture is perfect here since he's such a gaping pussy whenever we need him to be strong. 

The only time he is strong is when he is hiding on Twitter and using juvenile nicknames to belittle opponents in congress, or raging about the unfair practices of Canadian dairy farmers. 

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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Trump managed to surrender in person to North Korea twice in one calendar years.  

That’s not easy to do.

I never thought his foreign policy advisors would allow this shit again but then I look at his main foreign policy advisor (cough Putin) and it makes perfect sense.

 

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