Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit

[Underdog 28755]

12 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

my youngest sister is starting to look a bit like Steven Tyler, late 90s

Dream on. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Lady looks like a dude?

[PilotsError 2314]

I'm addicted to that High Hopes song by Panic at the Disco.  I'm 40.

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Lady looks like a dude?

I'm betting his sisters name is "Lola". It's a mixed up world.

[Jkwellborn 6715]

Damn. I dont want to miss a thing.

[Steamboat1874 4075]

On 4/2/2019 at 12:06 AM, mulletpelini said:

Did you whip out your big ten inch?

[Nolacycling 893]

I'm sorta afraid to click the hobbies thread. I don't want one. But I probably need one.

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

20 minutes ago, Nolacycling said:

I'm sorta afraid to click the hobbies thread. I don't want one. But I probably need one.

Have you considered cycling?

[Llano Estacado 1257]

I'm sorta afraid to click the hobbies thread. I don't want one. But I probably need one.

[Brisketexan 105184]

I'm addicted to that High Hopes song by Panic at the Disco.  I'm 40.

It’s a catchy tune.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

 I'm building Jenga towers with energy drinks. I might have a problem.

[Armybrat 40858]

You mix Rebel Yell with power drinks?

The South ain’t gonna rise again.

[elfenix 34331]

i had no idea why we had a multipage tampa bay rays thread every year

[Whatever 700]

I like Halsey.

Fire away, assholes.

[mulletpelini 5214]

your conclusions are all wrong.

[El Diablo 4232]

4 hours ago, Whatever said:

I like Halsey.

Fire away, assholes.

Bull?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

"Sister Christian" came on the radio last night, and I turned up the volume. Guitar solo reminds me of Zappa's "Watermelon in Easter Hay" a little bit.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

9 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

"Sister Christian" came on the radio last night, and I turned up the volume. Guitar solo reminds me of Zappa's "Watermelon in Easter Hay" a little bit.

Were you motoring?

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Were you motoring?

Quite. I don't remember how much I paid, though. It's true.

[Augustus 3061]

Sister Christian was a hit when I was in high school. I'll pretty much crank any tune from back then whether I loved it at the time or not.

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

When someone says "It could be A or B, but I'm hoping for the former/latter" it takes a far too long to figure out which one they are talking about.

[bamachine 1231]

Not really embarrassing for me, per se, takes a serious fuck upon my part for that but here goes. Many, many years ago, back in my twenties(approaching 50 now), I fell asleep in a hammock, on the beach. I woke up a little burned(even though I put on sunscreen) and kept getting weird looks from others until someone, the bartender at the beachside bar, finally told me what was going on. I had bird poop on my forehead. After I finished laughing and going to wash it off, I now had a white spot in the middle of a red forehead. Bird shit, great as sunscreen.

[mulletpelini 5214]

I was always annoyed at the slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww drum building to the chorus in SC, rest of the song is fine.

 

[mulletpelini 5214]

I think I might want to fuck AOC

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

She's a two-face. She looks hot in some pics and ugly in others.

 

[Sbbruin 21865]

On 4/2/2019 at 9:56 AM, PilotsError said:

I'm addicted to that High Hopes song by Panic at the Disco.  I'm 40.

That song makes me want to jab an ice pick in my ears.

 

Sister Christian rocks on and on, baby.

[mulletpelini 5214]

10 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

She's a two-face. She looks hot in some pics and ugly in others.

 

Definitely.  I haven't been looking at her face much though.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

Definitely.  I haven't been looking at her face much though.

She's a two-tit too. Those are my favorite.

[ztejas 43524]

17 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I think I might want to fuck AOC

Are you embarrassed to admit this because you're gay?

Not sure I understand here. 

[mulletpelini 5214]

Apparently you've never heard her speak?  Sounds like Hillary, always scolding.

That's a monotit btw

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

11 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Apparently you've never heard her speak?  Sounds like Hillary, always scolding.

That's a monotit btw

You might be projecting. 

[ztejas 43524]

34 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Apparently you've never heard her speak?  Sounds like Hillary, always scolding.

That's a monotit btw

Idk man. Seems like a girl I could have a few drinks with, get into a heated argument due to differing political stances, and then passionately fuck into the early morning.

But I digress, I'm a romantic. 

[BearCountry11 1234]

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

I think I might want to fuck AOC

Might want to?  I cant stand her but would still ruin that.  Plus she seems like she's into that freaky stuff so I'm down.  

[ztejas 43524]

2 minutes ago, BearCountry11 said:

Plus she seems like she's into that freaky stuff so I'm down.  

Yeah that too. You'd be 5 mins in then realize she's the one fucking you. And you'd be okay with it. 

[Jkwellborn 6715]

I think I might want to fuck AOC

The version from the video? Damn right. The dumb ass in Washington? Not so much.

[TornACL 7722]

Any of you yahoos who would put your politics before your penis need to reevaluate shit like yesterday. 

[Whatever 700]

Any of you yahoos who would put your politics before your penis need to reevaluate shit like yesterday. 

For sure. I can't think straight enough to vote unless the pipes are clean.

[msucolt45 4063]

After a night of drinking cheep domestic beers, I even think I could clear out a bathroom, post haste!!!

[bamachine 1231]

First, someone being embarrassed about wanting to fuck a hot chick. Now a dude being embarrassed about being ale to stink bomb people. This is what has become of masculinity folks, say goodbye to the past folks.

Edited April 17, 2019 by bamachine

[Jersey Man10 3538]

Would smash. Hard.

[ztejas 43524]

On 3/27/2019 at 11:21 AM, Nuge said:

So I decided to shave my nutsack in the shower with menthol shave cream.  I was pleasantly surprised by the tingle so I decided to make it a party and jerk it.  It. Was. Awesome.  Will do again. And again.  In fact, now that I think about it, I'm feeling a little dirty right now.

Not a fan of the icy/hot feel - and I don't shave anything below the belt (I mean we trim the hedges around here but that's it) but I will contribute one of my own:

I use olive oil as lube to jerk it with. It's cheaper than body or massage oil or wev and you can cook with it. 

Would recommend. 

[ChickenSandwich 9844]

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

 

I use olive oil as lube to jerk it with. It's cheaper than body or massage oil or wev and you can cook with it. 

Would recommend. 

I’m fairly certain this is one of those details the police hold back from the public when looking for the killer. 

Edited April 17, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[ztejas 43524]

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

I’m fairly certain this is one of those detail the police leave out of the press release when looking for the killer. 

Better than this 

 

[EE2B 1565]

I’m fairly certain this is one of those details the police hold back from the public when looking for the killer. 

Yup. So many questions. Did you try Pam spray first and it got on everything but your dick?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21913]

I use olive oil as lube to jerk it with. It's cheaper than body or massage oil or wev and you can cook with it. 
Would recommend. 

So do you jerk with it and then use it to cook with

[ztejas 43524]

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

 

So do you jerk with it and then use it to cook with

 

Don't be ridiculous. I have a bottle for each.

1 hour ago, EE2B said:

Yup. So many questions. Did you try Pam spray first and it got on everything but your dick?

No I don't own Pam spray I'm not a sexually unsatisfied 48 year old mother of 4 in Wisconsin. 

[Jkwellborn 6715]

Any of you yahoos who would put your politics before your penis need to reevaluate shit like yesterday. 

It’s not political. But the way she dresses now, she’s not good looking. Fucking hair is pulled back so tight that it looks like they used a come along.

[bamachine 1231]

I just had my right hand coated in Teflon. Only problem is this,I must now put the tip of my pecker up against the wall, to keep my hand from sliding all the way off. Note, don't do this with a paneling wall, make sure it is sheetrock.

Edited April 17, 2019 by bamachine

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

I prefer a good 40 weight motor oil for jerking it. Avoids viscosity break down due to high temperatures much better imo.

[ztejas 43524]

5 minutes ago, bamachine said:

I just had my right hand coated in Teflon. Only problem is this,I must now put the tip of my pecker up against the wall, to keep my hand from sliding all the way off. Note, don't do this with a paneling wall, make sure it is sheetrock.

Ever try Teflon coat and olive oil? Change. Your. Life.