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I'm one of those people who sets my bedside clock ahead 15 minutes.  I have for as long as I can remember.  I don't need an alarm clock so long as I'm waking up at 7:00.  This working I woke up 6:48 and I was in one of those lazy, dreamy states, but there's not a lot you can do with 12 minutes, so I was unhappy.  But with 27 minutes, I went back to sleep and it was nice.

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I used to serve tables at a local shithole during high school, and cute girls would sometimes leave their phone numbers folded up with the tip.

I never followed up on a single one because I lacked any initiative, and I would often leave their numbers in the pocket of my pants.

 

 

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I used to serve tables at a local shithole during high school, and cute girls would sometimes leave their phone numbers folded up with the tip.
I never followed up on a single one because I lacked any initiative, and I would often leave their numbers in the pocket of my pants.
 
 


You shouldn’t be embarrassed to be gay.
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1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

I'm one of those people who sets my bedside clock ahead 15 minutes.  I have for as long as I can remember.  I don't need an alarm clock so long as I'm waking up at 7:00.  This working I woke up 6:48 and I was in one of those lazy, dreamy states, but there's not a lot you can do with 12 minutes, so I was unhappy.  But with 27 minutes, I went back to sleep and it was nice.

I do that shit too.  Slow ass wife.

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4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:
22 minutes ago, El Moco said:
I like chick flicks.

I like the Lifetime movies, with hot bimbos. Won't watch with the wife though, cause she runs the images.

My wife likes seeing the Hallmark movies with me.  Checking out Lacey Chabert is pretty cool.

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The commercials about the kids that triumphed over their disabilities to become Special Olympics athletes makes me cry.

Every. Damn. Time.

 

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The commercials about the kids that triumphed over their disabilities to become Special Olympics athletes makes me cry.
Every. Damn. Time.
 
It would be more embarrassing if you laughed.
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7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I like reading maps for fun.

Laugh all you want, but I almost never get lost.

I freaking love maps.

5 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

I easily tear up in sad situations, especially during movies.

Guilty.

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My wife likes seeing the Hallmark movies with me.  Checking out Lacey Chabert is pretty cool.

The Murder She Baked series is good. I remember crazy ass Sami from Days of Our Lives. 

 

And Kudos to your wife for letting you enjoy it. Mine won't shut up, the whole movie.

 

 

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1 hour ago, twosheds said:

I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.

Ha, I did this yesterday.  14oz.

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5 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

The Murder She Baked series is good. I remember crazy ass Sami from Days of Our Lives. 

 

And Kudos to your wife for letting you enjoy it. Mine won't shut up, the whole movie.

 

 

I try and watch Hallmark movies during Christmas and my wife won't let me.

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1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:

I try and watch Hallmark movies during Christmas and my wife won't let me.

Have you tried watching them with your pants on?

My wife normally avoids them, but if she gets the hint of a cold - fucking Hallmark/Drew Barrymore/Hugh Grant until the fever breaks.

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1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

just sayin that seems more like regret than embarassment

No, embarrassed is not being socially competent enough to follow through as a teen. 

Regret is still having my forearm stink like your mom days after I've fisted her. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just now, nycHorn said:

I don't own a squatty potty, but I like having my feet raised.  So I always turn my trashcan on it's side when I shit.  Or in hotels I'll use random furniture.  Once I jammed an ottoman in the john so I could poop like a gentleman.

You're my spirit animal with regards to dynamic shitting.

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1 hour ago, GhostRider said:

I easily tear up in sad situations, especially during movies.  Even my wife makes fun of me.

A good rendition of the National Anthem - every single time.  The Wife will come in from other rooms to look at me, not the TV.

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Pretty much turn into a blubbering cunt during sad movies or stories on ESPN/E60. 

Don't know shit about cars/guns/tools/bbq-ing, pretty much a lot of "manly" shit I feel I should know about. 

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