Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit

[Hanrahan 1306]

I'm one of those people who sets my bedside clock ahead 15 minutes.  I have for as long as I can remember.  I don't need an alarm clock so long as I'm waking up at 7:00.  This working I woke up 6:48 and I was in one of those lazy, dreamy states, but there's not a lot you can do with 12 minutes, so I was unhappy.  But with 27 minutes, I went back to sleep and it was nice.

[Jerry Callo 8703]

40 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

I'm one of those people who sets my bedside clock ahead 15 minutes.

I bet that really annoys this shit out of your husband.

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

I take baths

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

I post while taking a shit.

[PilotsError 2287]

I check my phone like 30 times when I'm jacking off.

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

I used to serve tables at a local shithole during high school, and cute girls would sometimes leave their phone numbers folded up with the tip.

I never followed up on a single one because I lacked any initiative, and I would often leave their numbers in the pocket of my pants.

 

 

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

The regret thread is over there...

[deadshank 24653]

5 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

I check my phone like 30 times when I'm jacking off.

Face timing Sublminahorn?

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

5 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

The regret thread is over there...

I'm not even sure what this means. 

[Kel Varnsen 8460]

just sayin that seems more like regret than embarassment

[GSU&UT 1798]

21 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I take baths

[Vertigo 20285]

15 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

I check my phone like 30 times when I'm jacking off.

Once per stroke? You may need to see a specialist. 

[twosheds 374]

I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.

[cabowabo 4484]

I have an itchy asshole.

[52-80 19159]

I dont like worms.  Ill fish with other bait, or ill just buy the motherfucker from a supermarket.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2404]

I used to serve tables at a local shithole during high school, and cute girls would sometimes leave their phone numbers folded up with the tip.
I never followed up on a single one because I lacked any initiative, and I would often leave their numbers in the pocket of my pants.
 
 

You shouldn’t be embarrassed to be gay.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

The regret thread is over there...

Ugh...I don’t even want to start thinking about my list.

[Quagmire 2147]

I got a tiny dick it’s pathetic

[tx ind 7013]

14 minutes ago, twosheds said:

I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.

https://giphy.com/embed/26gJyFNvX6IUn1mKs

[El Moco 45]

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

I'm one of those people who sets my bedside clock ahead 15 minutes.  I have for as long as I can remember.  I don't need an alarm clock so long as I'm waking up at 7:00.  This working I woke up 6:48 and I was in one of those lazy, dreamy states, but there's not a lot you can do with 12 minutes, so I was unhappy.  But with 27 minutes, I went back to sleep and it was nice.

I do that shit too.  Slow ass wife.

[El Moco 45]

I like chick flicks.

[RPM 26321]

I drive a GM car.

[Brothahorn 10087]

I like chick flicks.

I like the Lifetime movies, with hot bimbos. Won't watch with the wife though, cause she runs the images.

[El Moco 45]

4 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

22 minutes ago, El Moco said:

I like chick flicks.

I like the Lifetime movies, with hot bimbos. Won't watch with the wife though, cause she runs the images.

My wife likes seeing the Hallmark movies with me.  Checking out Lacey Chabert is pretty cool.

[Nuge 1970]

The commercials about the kids that triumphed over their disabilities to become Special Olympics athletes makes me cry.

Every. Damn. Time.

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Nuge

[Brothahorn 10087]

The commercials about the kids that triumphed over their disabilities to become Special Olympics athletes makes me cry.
Every. Damn. Time.
 

It would be more embarrassing if you laughed.

[mulletpelini 5211]

I have way too much hair on my head for my age.

[Al_4_ISU 12463]

I like reading maps for fun.

Laugh all you want, but I almost never get lost.

[chesthair 231]

The Sound of Music is one of my favorite movies.  

[GhostRider 169]

I easily tear up in sad situations, especially during movies.  Even my wife makes fun of me.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

7 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I like reading maps for fun.

Laugh all you want, but I almost never get lost.

I freaking love maps.

5 minutes ago, GhostRider said:

I easily tear up in sad situations, especially during movies.

Guilty.

Edited March 29, 2018 by Art Vandelay

[Brothahorn 10087]

My wife likes seeing the Hallmark movies with me.  Checking out Lacey Chabert is pretty cool.

The Murder She Baked series is good. I remember crazy ass Sami from Days of Our Lives. 

 

And Kudos to your wife for letting you enjoy it. Mine won't shut up, the whole movie.

 

 

[Jimbaround 975]

1 hour ago, twosheds said:

I weigh myself before and after I take a dump. I try to guess how much the turd weighs while I’m on the shitter.

Ha, I did this yesterday.  14oz.

[Jimbaround 975]

5 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

The Murder She Baked series is good. I remember crazy ass Sami from Days of Our Lives. 

 

And Kudos to your wife for letting you enjoy it. Mine won't shut up, the whole movie.

 

 

I try and watch Hallmark movies during Christmas and my wife won't let me.

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I take baths

Guilty.

I also like cats.  I like dogs better, but I also like cats.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 943]

1 minute ago, Jimbaround said:

I try and watch Hallmark movies during Christmas and my wife won't let me.

Have you tried watching them with your pants on?

My wife normally avoids them, but if she gets the hint of a cold - fucking Hallmark/Drew Barrymore/Hugh Grant until the fever breaks.

[CfRhTxStBobcats 600]

40 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I like reading maps for fun.

Laugh all you want, but I almost never get lost.

Is it possible to get lost in Iowa?

[BayouBill 835]

38 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:

Ha, I did this yesterday.  14oz.

You mean .35 Curics

[Mikegundy'sMullet 64]

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

just sayin that seems more like regret than embarassment

No, embarrassed is not being socially competent enough to follow through as a teen. 

Regret is still having my forearm stink like your mom days after I've fisted her. 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Mikegundy'sMullet

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I post while taking a shit.

That's 90% of us.

I only have one nut

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1610]

I like pooping in handicap stalls so I can ride side saddle.  

Opened up a whole new world of pooping to me.

[nycHorn 3009]

I don't own a squatty potty, but I like having my feet raised.  So I always turn my trashcan on it's side when I shit.  Or in hotels I'll use random furniture.  Once I jammed an ottoman in the john so I could poop like a gentleman.

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1610]

Just now, nycHorn said:

I don't own a squatty potty, but I like having my feet raised.  So I always turn my trashcan on it's side when I shit.  Or in hotels I'll use random furniture.  Once I jammed an ottoman in the john so I could poop like a gentleman.

You're my spirit animal with regards to dynamic shitting.

[AM Wood 335]

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's 90% of us.

I only have one nut

Are you pretty fast on a bicycle?

[GhostRider 169]

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I only have one nut

I know all about an ex taking half your shit, but gotdamn man!

[GSU&UT 1798]

6 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

Are you pretty fast on a bicycle?

Also, did he bang fitlump?

[Grippe 310]

1 hour ago, GhostRider said:

I easily tear up in sad situations, especially during movies.  Even my wife makes fun of me.

A good rendition of the National Anthem - every single time.  The Wife will come in from other rooms to look at me, not the TV.

[Underdog 28647]

Pretty much turn into a blubbering cunt during sad movies or stories on ESPN/E60. 

Don't know shit about cars/guns/tools/bbq-ing, pretty much a lot of "manly" shit I feel I should know about. 

Edited March 29, 2018 by Underdog

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:

I freaking love maps.

Guilty.

In on both.

[BayouBill 835]

I like pedicures. Get one a couple times a year.