Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit

[luke duke 6413]

In the past few years, it has become more common for my ball sack to touch the water in the toilet when I'm taking a shit.  I may have developed oldmansaggyball syndrome.

Stop pissing in the pool.

[Zepol87 9188]

19 hours ago, DougO said:

I damn near walked out of the house today wearing two completely different non-matching shoes on. Happened to look down at the last minute.

I did this about a month ago. No idea wtf I was thinking

[Underdog 28737]

You were trying leave quietly not wanting to wake her up. 

[Vic Mackey 47089]

Not embarrassed to admit that blocking him makes this place better.

With this new board, if you block someone, are their posts people quote of theirs also blocked? If not, it's pointless with an attention seeker like Derka.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

42 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Not embarrassed to admit that blocking him makes this place better.

With this new board, if you block someone, are their posts people quote of theirs also blocked? If not, it's pointless with an attention seeker like Derka.

No.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

11 hours ago, 'stache said:

I made it all the way to the office one time with two different (but similar) shoes. I noticed as I walked into the lobby and turned right around to avoid embarrassment.

 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

DP

Edited September 7, 2018 by Buffsoldier

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Triple post

Edited September 7, 2018 by Buffsoldier

[Vic Mackey 47089]

On 9/1/2018 at 9:26 AM, Neonmoon said:

I think the Texas Fight thread on the football board is incredibly dorky. 

100% agree. Won't say it in that thread as its not the place but glad it was said in here. 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

I really enjoyed Miss Congeniality, The Proposal, and Bridesmaids. 

Man card revoked.

[PhillyD 1257]

I re-watched the Maryland game on LHN twice this week.  After watching, I convinced myself that we weren't as bad as I really thought and that despite a slow start, we would still be a decent to good football team this year.  Then I watched the Tulsa game and have been brought back to reality.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 9/9/2018 at 12:02 AM, PhillyD said:

I re-watched the Maryland game on LHN twice this week.  After watching, I convinced myself that we weren't as bad as I really thought and that despite a slow start, we would still be a decent to good football team this year.  Then I watched the Tulsa game and have been brought back to reality.  

Maybe try watching it a few more times.

[LTbear 4171]

On 9/6/2018 at 8:40 AM, Sbbruin said:

In the past few years, it has become more common for my ball sack to touch the water in the toilet when I'm taking a shit.  I may have developed oldmansaggyball syndrome.

For reference, at what age does this begin?

 

Asking for a friend of course.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

I was told I’d find Derek Loccident hanging out here. Anyone heard from him yet?

[Apep 645]

I’d really like to tell my teenage son how I spent 9/11, but getting dismissed from class and then going home to alternate between watching CNN and fucking his mother the rest of the day doesn’t seem like a good story.

[Deej 76842]

On 9/6/2018 at 10:59 AM, DCLonghorn said:

I sit when I pee when at home...rather not have the clean up.

I canceled the LHN to save a buck.

 

I take it you don't have a backyard?

[mulletpelini 5214]

On 9/11/2018 at 12:54 PM, Apep said:

I’d really like to tell my teenage son how I spent 9/11, but getting dismissed from class and then going home to alternate between watching CNN and fucking his mother the rest of the day doesn’t seem like a good story.

on the contrary, kinda sounds like he wouldn't be here if you hadn't.

[SHOOTER12 8811]

On 9/9/2018 at 12:02 AM, PhillyD said:

I re-watched the Maryland game on LHN twice this week.  After watching, I convinced myself that we weren't as bad as I really thought and that despite a slow start, we would still be a decent to good football team this year.  Then I watched the Tulsa game and have been brought back to reality.  

 

On 9/10/2018 at 8:23 PM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Maybe try watching it a few more times.

On acid...

[RPM 26326]

[immortal13 4059]

I have purchased flex-seal products

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

7 hours ago, immortal13 said:

I have purchased flex-seal products

Do you own half of a boat?

[Sandman 3403]

I enjoy several Toby Keith songs, mostly the older ones from the 90s. 

[WhatTheBuck 28791]

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Do you own half of a boat?

It sank. 

[RollLeft 5045]

On 9/6/2018 at 10:40 AM, Sbbruin said:

In the past few years, it has become more common for my ball sack to touch the water in the toilet when I'm taking a shit.  I may have developed oldmansaggyball syndrome.

 

[elfenix 34328]

I’d really like to tell my teenage son how I spent 9/11, but getting dismissed from class and then going home to alternate between watching CNN and fucking his mother the rest of the day doesn’t seem like a good story.

When I was in 2nd grade we had to do a timeline of our lives. My mom was busy helping my sister so my dad helped out. I drew a line, then I wrote my birthday on the left. My dad told me to erase it, and then gave me a date in April of the previous year and told to put "conceived." So I did.

My mom was mortified.

[DougO 5251]

A couple of weeks ago my mom asked me to stop by the new Burger King and pick her up a cheeseburger and fries. I pulled up and went inside (not particularly fond of drive-thru) and ordered a cheesburger, fries and tea. Lady looks at me really funny and replies, "you want a cheeseburger, fries and tea? I can't get you a cheeseburger fries and tea." I look up at the menu. I'm at the new fucking Taco Bell, next door the the new Burger King.

Fuck, they all look alike nowdays, and I never go to either one.

[Player 4575]

You be illin.

[Underdog 28737]

I'd have gotten a nacho supreme to snack on for my trip over to BK.  

[Brisketexan 105161]

I'd have gotten a nacho supreme to snack on for my trip over to BK.  

Pro move, right there.

[Dbeasy 15073]

I'd have gotten a nacho supreme to snack on for my trip over to BK.  

I knew there were geniuses on the surly.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Prettttty sure that my 13 year old daughter just walked in on my punching the clown... Don't know for certain, but I heard retreating footsteps.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Prettttty sure that my 13 year old daughter just walked in on my punching the clown... Don't know for certain, but I heard retreating footsteps.

Hahahahahahahaha

Get her in therapy now because some future college guys are gonna really love the daddy issues you may have just created.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

I'm just praying for suppression. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I'm just praying for suppression. 

Well now you are just being mean to your future son in law.

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

Last thing I want is for her to confide in her mother.  Awkward conversation there... 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

on the contrary, kinda sounds like he wouldn't be here if you hadn't.

Thanks a lot, bin laden

[Rockwell Torrey 1293]

On ‎9‎/‎9‎/‎2018 at 2:02 PM, PhillyD said:

I re-watched the Maryland game on LHN twice this week.  After watching, I convinced myself that we weren't as bad as I really thought and that despite a slow start, we would still be a decent to good football team this year.  Then I watched the Tulsa game and have been brought back to reality.  

Trust your instincts.

[Jersey Man10 3538]

I wore womens underwear once.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

I jacked off while wearing womens underwear once.

Fify

[davidg 4038]

24 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I wore womens underwear once.

On your head?  Just tried to decide if I need to be emabarrassed or not 

[luke duke 6413]

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

No awkwardness this morning.  Whew.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

3 hours ago, davidg said:

On your head?  Just tried to decide if I need to be emabarrassed or not 

 

[Jkwellborn 6713]

I wore womens underwear once.

No one is surprised by that.

[El Diablo 4232]

17 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

No one is surprised by that.

They were crotchless.

[Doze 1322]

15 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Prettttty sure that my 13 year old daughter just walked in on my punching the clown... Don't know for certain, but I heard retreating footsteps.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

19 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

They were crotchless.

Less surprising.

[Sbbruin 21864]

16 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Prettttty sure that my 13 year old daughter just walked in on my punching the clown... Don't know for certain, but I heard retreating footsteps.

[Js1 85439]

16 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

Prettttty sure that my 13 year old daughter just walked in on my punching the clown... Don't know for certain, but I heard retreating footsteps.

So....

Did you finish?

[Horn Dog 9877]

On 9/11/2018 at 2:54 PM, Apep said:

I’d really like to tell my teenage son how I spent 9/11, but getting dismissed from class and then going home to alternate between watching CNN and fucking his mother the rest of the day doesn’t seem like a good story.

Dad... is that you??