Jump to content

Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit

Hanrahan

By Hanrahan
in Lulz

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 1.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Cheeseweasel
Cheeseweasel
nycHorn
nycHorn

I don't own a squatty potty, but I like having my feet raised.  So I always turn my trashcan on it's side when I shit.  Or in hotels I'll use random furniture.  Once I jammed an ottoman in the john so

Jack Straw
Jack Straw

i Febreze my dog when i'm too lazy to give her a bath

Posted Images

Bama Llama

Bama Llama 1450

Posted
Posted
4 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

I went to a consignment shop yesterday to buy clothes for my son's court date.. That may be the most okie, white trash thing I've ever done.

As long as the consignment duds and your son's face and hair are reasonably clean, the judge won't give a shit.  I saw a lady judge send a guy home to get his nasty ass cleaned up and change clothes, made him wait when he got back to the end of the docket, then threw the book at him.  It's a respect thing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Jkwellborn

Jkwellborn 6713

Posted
Posted
I’m not handy at all. Like, at all. I can’t fix anything. I’m also not proficient at changing tires. I mean, I’ve watched my buddy change mine before and I’m sure with google I could do it, but I’m not all confident I could if my tire were to blow out on the interstate

I doubt you’re the only poster here that can’t change a flat.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
VolenteHawk

VolenteHawk 495

Posted
Posted
10 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not handy at all. Like, at all. I can’t fix anything. I’m also not proficient at changing tires. I mean, I’ve watched my buddy change mine before and I’m sure with google I could do it, but I’m not all confident I could if my tire were to blow out on the interstate

Take it to the “Things you’re WILDLY embarrassed to admit” thread.

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Vic Mackey

Vic Mackey 47090

Posted
Posted
I’m sure I could figure it out if it were at home under no pressure. But on the side of a highway with a tiny shoulder, I would just call AAA
Yep. Especially if the wheel is on the side closest the road. I see people changing tires and they are dangerously close to the road where cars are flying by them. Just lying there like it's nothing.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Js1

Js1 85447

Posted
Posted
12 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not handy at all. Like, at all. I can’t fix anything. I’m also not proficient at changing tires. I mean, I’ve watched my buddy change mine before and I’m sure with google I could do it, but I’m not all confident I could if my tire were to blow out on the interstate

Not even embarrassed that I call my best friend or my dad when I have car trouble.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Llano Estacado

Llano Estacado 1257

Posted
Posted

Assuming, of course, that it isn't loosening/tightening 5-8 lug nuts that befuddles you.
 


How’s the pneumonic go? Lefty is anticlockwise in Australia which, wait no they’re Southern Hemisphere so Coriolis inertia will be backwards, carry the 1, car is German so that’ll be ISO threads not UTS...

Womancalculatingbefuddlement.jpeg
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SilasCoade

SilasCoade 2622

Posted
Posted
2 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

 


How’s the pneumonic go? Lefty is anticlockwise in Australia which, wait no they’re Southern Hemisphere so Coriolis inertia will be backwards, carry the 1, car is German so that’ll be ISO threads not UTS...

Womancalculatingbefuddlement.jpeg

 

pneumonic?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Walden Ponderer

Walden Ponderer 12639

Posted
Posted
12 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not handy at all. Like, at all. I can’t fix anything. I’m also not proficient at changing tires. I mean, I’ve watched my buddy change mine before and I’m sure with google I could do it, but I’m not all confident I could if my tire were to blow out on the interstate

Hi, EJ!

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Zepol87

Zepol87 9188

Posted
Posted
4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I know jack fuck about cars, makes or models, just never got into them.  The same goes for tools and such.  I pay professionals to come do shit around the house. 

Cars for sure. I am pretty worthless outside of oil changes and light bulb type maintenance. Damn shame also because my dad and uncle were mechanics but it just never interested me. My little brother is the car guy

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Pokoloco

Pokoloco 1281

Posted
Posted
14 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

As long as the consignment duds and your son's face and hair are reasonably clean, the judge won't give a shit.  I saw a lady judge send a guy home to get his nasty ass cleaned up and change clothes, made him wait when he got back to the end of the docket, then threw the book at him.  It's a respect thing.

We handled the clothes for him, the other 2 things could be a problem.  I have no idea how his sperm won the race. Sweet Jesus.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
DFWTexEx

DFWTexEx 277

Posted
Posted
14 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m not handy at all. Like, at all. I can’t fix anything. I’m also not proficient at changing tires. I mean, I’ve watched my buddy change mine before and I’m sure with google I could do it, but I’m not all confident I could if my tire were to blow out on the interstate

I'm with you. I used to be able to change tires like a champ.  No problem at all.  But slowly, the jacks changed and suddenly I have no idea how to make it work.   And my current car, that i have had since 2011, has no spare anyway, so it's no longer an issue except that I can't help friends or people in distress like I used to.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...