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52 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

I buy extra mild pace picante sauce, because mild is too hot.

Mild is too hot?! You should be a lot more than a little embarrassed. You should run and hide in abject humiliation. 

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When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.

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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.

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you dont have any kids tho, right? i mean then its just assisted double suicide and youre only killing yourselves

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11 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.

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12 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.

Big of you to dump your purse out like that. 

Just googled “throwing neck”

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i've watched so much amateur allure and swallow salon that any time i see ring light reflections in the eyes of a person in a photo or video, i think i'm about to watch a bj vid. the tnt nba pre/post game show ads were freaking me out.
Embarrassed to admit I had a subscription to AA years ago.
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I took catholic confirmation classes when I was 16 because my mom made me. I was there with about 15 other local teens. Each class would start with us in a prayer circle.

There was one really cute girl in there, and I would always slyly try and stand next to her so that I could hold her hand in the prayer circle. After class I’d go home and vigorously jack off with whatever hand she had held that night. 

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On 6/30/2018 at 8:30 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.

holy shit LOL

 

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22 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

I just ate a Totino's pizza for dinner.  And I wasn't high.

I haven't had one since they replaced the cardboard box it came in with a plastic bag. I used the box as a makeshift pizza peel and cutting board. 

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I took catholic confirmation classes when I was 16 because my mom made me. I was there with about 15 other local teens. Each class would start with us in a prayer circle.
There was one really cute girl in there, and I would always slyly try and stand next to her so that I could hold her hand in the prayer circle. After class I’d go home and vigorously jack off with whatever hand she had held that night. 


While staring at your Joe DiMaggio poster, no doubt.
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I haven't had one since they replaced the cardboard box it came in with a plastic bag. I used the box as a makeshift pizza peel and cutting board. 

We do that all the time with H-E-B/DiGiornio style frozen pizzas. Any that come in a box.
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I own a red golf cart and I’m ashamed to admit it. (Fuck ou) it’s the only red vehicle I’ve ever owned ( fuck ou again), but I got too god of a deal on it to pass it up.

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I never realized aggy was objectionable to aggy until I started reading the shag. 

I just used aggy/aggie interchangeably & never thought much about it. 

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On 6/30/2018 at 7:30 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.

Was your wife pissed that you wrecked her truck?

I let my daughter borrow my truck recently when we were out of town. It was parked to the right of our garage, and she scraped the driver’s side against the garage wall bricks just backing it up into the driveway. Tore the melding off the rear wheel well in the process. What pissed me off was that she took it upon herself to file an insurance claim. So now, we have another claim in our record for a net payout of less than $200. I declined the claim, but I know it’s still on our record.

There should be a thread for stupid things females do. 

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I let her borrow my truck one time and she put a scratch about 5 ft long down one side.  Someone pulled in front of her in a parking lot and she decided to take on a pole instead of another car.

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24 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I let her borrow my truck one time and she put a scratch about 5 ft long down one side.  Someone pulled in front of her in a parking lot and she decided to take on a pole instead of another car.

In her defense, that is her natural reaction.

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I love watching “Hoarders”. Just watched an episode where a woman kept years worth of her shit and piss in bottles.  She kept these bottles in her house. She thought it was mold and dust that made her house smell. 

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When it comes to driving, I purposely and thankfully split the duties with my wife.  I'll drive the long distances, but if there's going to be traffic involved or difficult parking, I ask her to drive.  Traffic because I get pissed off very easily; parking because I absolutely suck at it and, to this day, cannot back up my truck to save my life.  Hell, I backed into another car the first day of school last year.


Can’t drive on trips. I develop narcolepsy every time.
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I haven't had one since they replaced the cardboard box it came in with a plastic bag. I used the box as a makeshift pizza peel and cutting board. 


Doesn't everyone?
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I am overly OCD with lubricating stuff (your mom included)

Axles, pivots on my tractor, slides on trailers for the gate, etc. Anything with a zerk gets lots of love around me. I keep lithium grease in all my trailers and truck just in case of an emergency.

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5 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Dam. Same here. I can fall asleep prior to planes taking off and without passing the city limit sign.

You like camping?  Asking for a friend. 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Pissing while sitting down feels great. Fuck what anyone says.

In the last 5 or so years I have found 2 huge game changers for me. 

 

1. The bidet - it’s obvious

 

2. Pissing sitting down at night. 

   A. No need to turn on the light

   B. Drains much better

   C. No need to wash hands because all you’ve done is pull down your panties and then pulled them back up.

 

it has resulted in a significant sleep increase every night. I recommend it.

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