Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit

[TTU13 108]

Can’t recall if I have posted here or another board before but The OC is a badass tv show.

[SHOOTER12 8886]

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

No love for long sleeves?

Apparently no patience either.

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

14 hours ago, Nivek said:

Nice design. Always appreciate engineers who design engines to have oil poured on them.

That's why you take it in for service. They have racks that flip the cars over to change oil. Shakes them dry, too.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

Sometimes I just want a mild breakfast burrito, not a hot one.

[Zepol87 9341]

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

18 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Sometimes I just want a mild breakfast burrito, not a hot one.

Is that like a clean Sanchez?

[Vic Mackey 47959]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

So do basic white girls doing it for "fashion". 

[High Plains Drifter 11189]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

Eh, as long as they feel the same.

 

And you probably got another pair just like them, right?

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

Edited January 31, 2019 by slorch

[lateshow 1322]

26 minutes ago, slorch said:

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

Dryer at it. 

[lateshow 1322]

41 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

So do basic white girls doing it for "fashion". 

That's a thing?

[NWBuck 8629]

58 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Eh, as long as they feel the same.

Yup. Match them by thickness, not by color.

(NoVicMackey)

[High Plains Drifter 11189]

28 minutes ago, lateshow said:

That's a thing?

My daughter does it.

[Vic Mackey 47959]

That's a thing?

Unfortunately yes.

[Zepol87 9341]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

Yep this past weekend doing laundry I found 17 socks with no damn pair. I just need to start buying plain dress socks 

[Al_4_ISU 12623]

5 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

I bet my socks match less than once every 10 days.  I'm fucking terrible at keeping sock pairs together.  Every year I get a bunch for Christmas, and then they just end up in a mismatched hell.

[LW Goatman 1129]

Just got back from a three day business trip and forgot to pack extra underwear.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

13 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Just got back from a three day business trip and forgot to pack extra underwear.

You don't have any at home? Maybe do a wash. 

[Jkwellborn 7036]

I bet my socks match less than once every 10 days.  I'm fucking terrible at keeping sock pairs together.  Every year I get a bunch for Christmas, and then they just end up in a mismatched hell.

I buy all of mine to be identical. I don’t have to worry about it.

[retsevlys 408]

Y'all don't tie one sock around the other when you take them out of the dryer?

[El Diablo 4232]

I clicked on a advertisement link on FB and bought something. Never, ever, EVER done that before. I feel so used.

[PilotsError 2337]

Nothing to be embarrassed about. Great products are advertised on there.

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

18 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I wear mismatched socks probably 4 days a week

My housekeeper would be fired if she couldn’t sort my socks any better than that.

[Underdog 29190]

Pretty disrespecttful calling your mom your housekeeper. 

[Buffsoldier 1895]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Pretty disrespecttful calling your mom your housekeeper. 

I've called his mom worse.

[UncleCharlie 334]

I wear ankle socks every day.  Can't stand calf or knee high socks.

['stache 22143]

On 1/29/2019 at 5:28 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I like Kenny Chesneys older hits. 

I did too. I sometime use him as a roadmap for how country music went awry. His early stuff resembles the style of classical country (i.e., "good" country for those of us who used to like it) and his later stuff went way to the "pop music" side of country (i.e., crappy wannabe country) which set the stage for today's craptastic nonsense that for some reason is still considered part of the country-western genre. There should be a new genre for the diarrhea that gets spewed on country stations today. Redneck Bubblegum is what I'd call it.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

3 hours ago, Buffsoldier said:

I've called his mom worse.

And she liked it. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

On 1/31/2019 at 1:20 PM, lateshow said:

That's a thing?

There is a company devoted to it. http://littlemissmatched.com

Edited February 1, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[lateshow 1322]

5 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

There is a sock company devoted to it.  LittleMissMatched.

Sounds stupid.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3873]

^^^

Old man yells at cloud gif.

[VolenteHawk 495]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I did too. I sometime use him as a roadmap for how country music went awry. His early stuff resembles the style of classical country (i.e., "good" country for those of us who used to like it) and his later stuff went way to the "pop music" side of country (i.e., crappy wannabe country) which set the stage for today's craptastic nonsense that for some reason is still considered part of the country-western genre. There should be a new genre for the diarrhea that gets spewed on country stations today. Redneck Bubblegum is what I'd call it.

When he learned that shit like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" would out-chart decent music, we were screwed.

 

[elfenix 34751]

Trivial things that make me surly... doing laundry, almost always when someone else in the family does it, and I get one stray sock back.

 

I’m not Flea.  I wear them 2 at a time, motherfuckers...  where the hell is the other one?

I bought a pair of burnt orange socks in November. I've worn them once. Now there's only 1 burnt orange sock in the drawer. No idea what happened to the other.

 

[Brisketexan 106899]

When he learned that shit like "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" would out-chart decent music, we were screwed.
 

He did have a good story once, though. The Dixie Chicks loved to play bar trivia. They named their team “Kenny Chesney stuffs his pants.” A reporter relayed that to Kenny, and he cracked up and said “well, at least they’re lookin’.”

[Scheiss Meister 8470]

17 hours ago, elfenix said:

I bought a pair of burnt orange socks in November. I've worn them once. Now there's only 1 burnt orange sock in the drawer. No idea what happened to the other.

 

Do you have a 10 to 14 year old son?  If so, you know where that sock is.

[Buffsoldier 1895]

3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Do you have a 10 to 44 year old son?  If so, you know where that sock is.

Fixed for accuracy. 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

Sitting down to pee in the morning feels great. Especially when it's accompanied by a morning shit.

[CooterBrown 18288]

Fixed for accuracy. 

I’m 46 and can confirm that upper range needs to be increased dramatically.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 1/31/2019 at 12:20 PM, lateshow said:

That's a thing?

It's because we you go to the kids section to get a pack of socks,  all they have are 6 pair packs, and every pair in that pack is different.  Sure you can get all white or all black, but only in the shirt generic brand that feels like carpet.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22300]

16 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

It's because we you go to the kids section to get a pack of socks,  all they have are 6 pair packs, and every pair in that pack is different.  Sure you can get all white or all black, but only in the shirt generic brand that feels like carpet.

I feel like somewhere in there is a coherent sentence

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Made sense in my head

[Armybrat 41408]

Well, Phlegm makes sense to me.

[VolenteHawk 495]

On 2/2/2019 at 2:59 PM, CooterBrown said:

I’m 46 and can confirm that upper range needs to be increased dramatically.

I'm 41, my wife left yesterday morning for a work trip, and I've jerked it twice already.

 

[Vic Mackey 47959]

Only twice?

[Cheeseweasel 26439]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Only twice?

That's why he's embarrassed. 

[Whatever 700]

On 2/1/2019 at 4:19 PM, Brisketexan said:

He did have a good story once, though. The Dixie Chicks loved to play bar trivia. They named their team “Kenny Chesney stuffs his pants.” A reporter relayed that to Kenny, and he cracked up and said “well, at least they’re lookin’.”

Some women I know swear he's gay. NTTAWWT.

[Thatguy 9366]

On 1/31/2019 at 12:49 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

My daughter does it.

So does mine...

[Thatguy 9366]

On 1/31/2019 at 6:01 PM, Jkwellborn said:

I buy all of mine to be identical. I don’t have to worry about it.

I don't buy or wash socks, or any clothing except golf and athletic gear. Wife does that.

[Jkwellborn 7036]

I'm 41, my wife left yesterday morning for a work trip, and I've jerked it twice already.
 

What a coincidence. So has she.

Some women I know swear he's gay. NTTAWWT.

Didn’t Renee Zelwegger pretty much say that in their divorce stuff?

[Whatever 700]

Didn’t Renee Zelwegger pretty much say that in their divorce stuff?

Yeah she said something to the effect that he is a fraud and their marriage was a sham. She didn't expound on that IIRC but lots of people speculated that's what she meant.