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I was having all sorts of problems getting sound out of my computer a few days ago.  Eventually I remembered I had unplugged the damn speakers for some reason the last time I used it.

Not one of my prouder moments.

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On 4/16/2019 at 9:23 PM, ztejas said:

I use olive oil as lube to jerk it with. It's cheaper than body or massage oil or wev and you can cook with it. 

Would recommend. 

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34 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

I enjoy watching the movie "You've Got Mail" with my wife. 

Just tell me where to mail my man card to. I'm not deserving of it anymore. 

Don't sweat it. My wife and I have probably watched "French Kiss" 25 times or so.

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I enjoy watching the movie "You've Got Mail" with my wife. 

Just tell me where to mail my man card to. I'm not deserving of it anymore. 

 

 

 

I got kicked out of the movie theatre watching this because my gf was topless giving me a bj. Shit that was 20 years ago.

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27 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I wish it were socially acceptable in the US to use mayo as a condiment for french fries. The Dutch have it figured out. 

I do french fries with mayo all the time.  I thought that it was a Brit thing, but I welcome the Dutch to the party.

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I do french fries with mayo all the time.  I thought that it was a Brit thing, but I welcome the Dutch to the party.
According to Vincent Vega it's a Dutch thing.
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Just now, Whatever said:
6 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:
I do french fries with mayo all the time.  I thought that it was a Brit thing, but I welcome the Dutch to the party.

According to Vincent Vega it's a Dutch thing.

I'm pretty sure the Belgians started it, but then again, it was a Belgian who told me that.

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It's a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, stuffed into a greasy paper bag. Ask yourself this: Who invented mayo? Who invented the French fried potato? Opportunity and motive is what we're looking for here. Get crackin', Hercule. 

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10 hours ago, DalTxHornFan said:

I do french fries with mayo all the time.  I thought that it was a Brit thing, but I welcome the Dutch to the party.

Brits use vinegar. This is the real reason we told them to fuck off. 'MERICA.

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11 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

I wish it were socially acceptable in the US to use mayo as a condiment for french fries. The Dutch have it figured out. 

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I personally think it's a shame that the accordion fell out of style in America. It's an amazing instrument.

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