Billionaire dies during penis enlargement procedure

[bmbmd 1027]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6777961/Billionaire-diamond-trader-65-dies-penis-enlargement-surgery.html

 

A  billionaire diamond trader has died after 'suffering a heart attack' during a penis enlargement operation in Paris.

Ehud Arye Laniado, 65, was at an unidentified private clinic on the Avenue des Champs-Elysees in the French capital on Saturday when complications during surgery proved fatal.

The experienced diamond expert's heart attack happened when a substance was injected into his penis, Belgian media reported. 

 

I'd like to make a clever remark, but I've been rendered speechless. 

 

 

Edited March 6, 2019 by bmbmd

[DoobieWah 1453]

Sounds like he had it "coming".

[HenryJames 66135]

Big if true.

[Guest Lobo]

I would think if you're trying to get dick enlargement done on the down-low, walking in/out of a clinic on the most famous street on the planet may not be the wisest course of action for man who has otherwise done a brilliant job of mitigating personal risk.  Then again, often the best place to hide is in plain sight.  I for one have often wondered what delicious Parisian confections await us at "Shafts Galore"  

[po elvis 2076]

Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.

[Lerka Lerka 1087]

Tragic story. Must be hard on his family. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

Definetly was a member here. Surly 1% needed a bigger dick.

[Nivek 16949]

Bet that would be a fun wake if he was Irish.

[TornACL 7722]

If only they had injected that stuff into his heart, then maybe he would have had a cock attack. 

[ztejas 43524]

That's how I wanna go. 

[Gambrinus 51]

He died from a little prick

[SHOOTER12 8814]

23 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.

^^^this^^^

[UTGrad98 2280]

I got nothin.....

[Deej 76859]

Should have just settled on bedazzling it with blood diamonds.

[Upgrayedd 5816]

Perhaps he has some daughters that I can console.

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Lets not turn this into a measuring contest.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Hard as a diamond. 

[Cajun 11722]

I'll take "Not Dirk Diggler's Problem" for a thousand Alex!

[RPM 26328]

1 hour ago, UTGrad98 said:

I got nothin.....

There's a place in France that can help you with that.

[nineliveslost 2789]

No homo , but how big was the guy going? Was he a 3 to 6 or a 6 to a john holmes?

 

[Bevo 13590]

How big are we talking?

[Napoleon 8692]

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

Bet that would be a fun wake if he was Irish.

Jew know he wasn't Irish.

Instead, people have to sit around for a number of days and act like they gave a shit about the guy.

[Surly Bevo 25090]

 

[ztejas 43524]

4 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You want to die from a heart attack caused by a penis injection?

Yeah that sounds rad. 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Sounds like the surgeon made a major boner. 

[MissingInAction 25132]

That blows.

[RPM 26328]

To be fair, stick a needle in my dick somebody is gonna die. Maybe more than one.

[Bert Orange 1120]

Guessing that wasn’t the stroke he was hoping for. 

[phdhorn 6224]

The good news is he was only dead for four hours.

[RollLeft 5045]

Wee wee monsieur!

[Your Mom 4828]

Another exciting final stage on the Champs-Elysees!

[CHIEF 5094]

Very deflating article.

 

CHIEF

[OrangEngr 1035]

And we were all making fun of Robert Kraft...

[mulletpelini 5214]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

To be fair, stick a needle in my dick somebody is gonna die. Maybe more than one.

I can speak from experience, a needle in the dick is the worst pain I've experienced in this life. Instant "I was in the pool"

[KaiserSoze 998]

 

4 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

I got nothin.....

 

That's what he said?

 

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Wee wee monsieur!

 

Yes, a lot of it!

[Prepuce of Doom 21097]

Some of the comments in this thread really rub me the wrong way. 

[RPM 26328]

20 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Some of the comments in this thread really rub me the wrong way. 

Don't you think that's premature?

[RomaVicta 29949]

He wanted to go from one carot to one carrot.

[atomheartbevo 89758]

6 hours ago, po elvis said:

Someone forgot to tell him that as a billionaire his penis size doesn't matter. Especially at the age of 65.

This.   If you have a small dick, like even in the 6- or 7-inch range, women aren’t going to remember that if your bank account is in the 10-digit range.  

[mulletpelini 5214]

women inches don't count.

[Pato del Muerto 52535]

I think there’s a translation error in the OP.  Instead of private clinic, should read privates clinic. 

[Homesickhorn 2207]

In America it’s bling bling, but out here, it’s big wang.

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

11 hours ago, Nivek said:

Bet that would be a fun wake if he was Irish.

Ehud Arye Laniado

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that he wasn’t Irish.

[Trey3216 15350]

6 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Some of the comments in this thread really rub me the wrong way. 

and really  tugs at the heart strings 

Edited March 7, 2019 by Trey3216

[DigglerontheHoof 21207]

11 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

I got nothin.....

Apparently, he didn't have much more. 

[next2naus 439]

[Huckleberry 33045]

17 hours ago, Lobo said:

I would think if you're trying to get dick enlargement done on the down-low, walking in/out of a clinic on the most famous street on the planet may not be the wisest course of action for man who has otherwise done a brilliant job of mitigating personal risk.  Then again, often the best place to hide is in plain sight.  I for one have often wondered what delicious Parisian confections await us at "Shafts Galore"  

Good news for him, he didn't walk out.

[SpiralOut 1818]

So supposedly this guy was on the hook for a lot of unpaid taxes.  I think he's still alive.  And his plan was genius.

You're about to be fucked six ways from Sunday for not paying your taxes.  So instead you decide to fake your death.  It has to be believable though.  So you pay off a dick surgeon to say you died on the table while getting your junk enhanced.  No one would ever believe that a guy would admit to having a micro-dick that didn't.  One cheap cadaver, cremation, and you're off to a country with no extradition laws.  You just have to live the rest of your life knowing everything thinks you died trying to fix your small pecker. 

Edited March 7, 2019 by SpiralOut

[Nivek 16949]

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

 

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that he wasn’t Irish.

Writing while drinking isnt the greatest.  but yeah, I should have clarified, Too bad he wasn't an Irishman, cause the wake would have been hysterical.  But then again, if he was, he wouldn't have needed the surgery in the first place.

[El Diablo 4232]

I thought Big and rich died years ago.