Billionaire dies during penis enlargement procedure

[MAUFRAIS 6631]

In heaven, everyone is hung.

[Trey3216 15350]

1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

In heaven, everyone is hung.

Would you know my name, if I was hung here in heaven 

[HornsOverIthaca 2335]

“Can it really mighty my penis?”

[phdhorn 6224]

It's his fault. If he's really a billionaire, he should have accounted for inflation.

[Bevo 13591]

15 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

So supposedly this guy was on the hook for a lot of unpaid taxes.  I think he's still alive.  And his plan was genius.

You're about to be fucked six ways from Sunday for not paying your taxes.  So instead you decide to fake your death.  It has to be believable though.  So you pay off a dick surgeon to say you died on the table while getting your junk enhanced.  No one would ever believe that a guy would admit to having a micro-dick that didn't.  One cheap cadaver, cremation, and you're off to a country with no extradition laws.  You just have to live the rest of your life knowing everything thinks you died trying to fix your small pecker. 

So what you are saying is that he is in it for the long game

[formermav43 4606]

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

So what you are saying is that he is in it for the long game

It’s all about shafting the government.

[Jiggy-Z 3433]

Hope he didn't pay retail.