What would you do?

[Deej 76797]

So, dog is barking at the back fence, so I peek over and see a family living in the shed behind the house next door, with this hanging on the wall.

 

[Smax 3800]

i dont get it

[Trey3216 15346]

What would I do?  I’d move out of the barrio. 

[Deej 76797]

I'm hoping they don't shoot my dogs

[BrazilHorn 6609]

Where do you live and is your dog a pit bull?

[Deej 76797]

Runberg FTW.

[Deej 76797]

Great house. Shitty neighbors, obviously.

[Deej 76797]

4 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Where do you live and is your dog a pit bull?

Basset hound, husky, and dalmatian.

[DoobieWah 1443]

If you lived in Houston you could report it to the HOA and those nosy bitches would stop that shit PDQ.

In Austin, you might try CPS, the zoning board, (there's no CO on that shed), maybe la migra, but if I were you, I'd move.

[RoundRobin 828]

First thing you should do is shut up your damn dog. You want to get shot?

[Crusher 127]

Grab your AK-47 off your wall and make a preemptive strike?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Is that a bullwhip next to the gun?

[Deej 76797]

Yep, it is.

[Trey3216 15346]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Is that a bullwhip next to the gun?

Yes, the kid is holding the missing scimitar 

[Deej 76797]

16 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

If you lived in Houston you could report it to the HOA and those nosy bitches would stop that shit PDQ.

In Austin, you might try CPS, the zoning board, (there's no CO on that shed), maybe la migra, but if I were you, I'd move.

I'd move, but the hipsters are starting to populate the neighborhood. Trying to hang on. 

[BrazilHorn 6609]

That’s definitely a weird setup. 

I suggest claymores in the backyard in case the neighbors attempt a breach. 

[Deej 76797]

I'm armed to the teeth, so not too worried, but shit can go south fast 

[Surly Bevo 24923]

Kid in the shed....must mean mom likes to fuck.  Look into it.

[Trey3216 15346]

Just now, Deej said:

I'm armed to the teeth, so not too worried, but shit can go south fast 

It appears it may have gone north 

[Deej 76797]

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Kid in the shed....must mean mom likes to fuck.  Look into it.

I'm not Vic.

[Surly Bevo 24923]

Just now, Deej said:

I'm not Vic.

Invite him down then

[Deej 76797]

Just went and talked to the guy that rents the garage apartment in the front house. 

His response? "Those people are fucked up."

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Just went and talked to the guy that rents the garage apartment in the front house. 

His response? "Those people are fucked up."

That's a good sign.  Give your best dog your RPG.  You take the flank.

[UTGrad98 2276]

Keep the picture when it inevitably becomes evidence here in a couple years. 

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

Bet they throw some good parties. Not seeing the problem with a plastic gun and sex whip on the wall. 

On the other hand it’s Rundberg. The HOA May provide the gun. 

Edited March 9, 2019 by ChickenSandwich

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Is this a rhetorical question? Wait until they leave then steal their shit. It's for their own good.

[Lhorn 4913]

Wait a minute.... there’s the owner of the home. He rents or allows someone to live in the shed. Aaaand he’s renting the garage to someone else?    

My condolences.  That sound awful 

Edited March 9, 2019 by Lhorn

[Deej 76797]

Yep. The people behind them had five sheds with families living in them. COA finally caught on when the found wiring from the pole feeding electricity to the sheds. Neighborhood is a hoot.

[Trey3216 15346]

“And, And and people living in sheds out in the backyard....that ain’t legal either, Dude.” 

[Mach 1 1677]

Why is Kyler Murray there, and what is he celebrating?

[Trey3216 15346]

Just now, Mach 1 said:

Why is Kyler Murray there, and what is he celebrating?

Electricity 

[Hate 20108]

What ever you do, make sure you keep poking your head up over the fence and taking a lot more pictures!

 

[miguelito 11266]

[Deej 76797]

Lulz.

[TexasEd 8067]

15 minutes ago, Hate said:

What ever you do, make sure you keep poking your head up over the fence and take lots more pictures!

pictures?  We need a live stream.

[Poolflood 845]

Fucking subscribed.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

I'd build a wall, paint all my vehicles that awful border patrol green, and shout "la migra" alot. 

[Assman 1830]

The owner should obviously be arrested for not making the shed ADA compliant.

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2732]

I see no Bud Ice Light cans so it can’t be all that bad.

[RDCanecutter 26446]

That gun looks like the one I get in the zombie games right before I level up to AK-47.

So, if I'm a zombie, I lay low. They fixin to level up.

[millhouse 2610]

Tear down the fence, take and post pictures of you with sausage?

[Lhorn 4913]

That sucks. Unless they are being assholes you don’t want to instigate any shit. Folks living in a shed have nothin to lose.

[TexArcher 37780]

They put the gun up out of the kid's reach.  What's the problem?

[HenryJames 66067]

@irishtexan

[mulletpelini 5211]

7 hours ago, millhouse said:

Tear down the fence, take and post pictures of you with sausage?

This is exactly what I'd do.  Why build a bridge when you can build a fence.

[clapclapclap 9000]

10 hours ago, Deej said:

I'm hoping they don't shoot my dogs

Fix your damn fence, Dak.

[Grippe 310]

Tip off Live PD.

[RPM 26321]

A) Your neighbor is too damn close

B) See A

[Deej 76797]

Not as close as it looks. I zoomed in for the shot. Plus that side is blocked by my large covered patio, which is walled in on that side, thankfully.

[Jack Straw 2954]

When you say “shed,” you mean like the kind people usually keep their lawnmower and tools in?