What would you do?

[Deej 76799]

It’s not so bad. You have to be looking for trouble to get into any. It will turn soon. Had friends across the street who moved, and their 900 sq. ft. house just sold for almost $300k.

[ABSR 5315]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

It’s not so bad. You have to be looking for trouble to get into any. It will turn soon. Had friends across the street who moved, and their 900 sq. ft. house just sold for almost $300k.

How much are furnished sheds going for?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Not much more to see. A kid was chasing a rooster around the backyard yesterday, though.

 

(no iPhone 4. We use Android in the hood. Rundberg HEB doesn’t sell Apple.)

At least get Rocky's autograph.

[Deej 76799]

24 minutes ago, ABSR said:

How much are furnished sheds going for?

Tree-fiddy.

[Hook1997 5355]

Someone’s living in cheryl's she shed?  She’s going to be pissed!

[Hate 20108]

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

How much are furnished sheds going for?

I think you mean somewhat furnished sheds.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I think you mean somewhat furnished sheds.

It has at the very least a gun and a whip. What the hell else do you want?

[Zepol87 9188]

Who the fuck rents a shed? I don't ever know if this happening so it has to be fucked

[Buzzrock 14921]

17 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Who the fuck rents a shed? I don't ever know if this happening so it has to be fucked

Listen to him. He's pre-med.

[Aqua Buddha 14598]

On 3/8/2019 at 9:30 PM, Deej said:

Yep. The people behind them had five sheds with families living in them. COA finally caught on when the found wiring from the pole feeding electricity to the sheds. Neighborhood is a hoot.

Do you live in Juarez?

Dare I ask how many cars were parked in front of the house?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Who the fuck rents a shed? I don't ever know if this happening so it has to be fucked

Maybe it’s a rent-to-own deal, kind of like they did their tires.

[Poolflood 845]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Maybe it’s a rent-to-own deal, kind of like they did their tires.

Wait is this deal through Home Depot or Lowe's?  Asking for a pwt friend

[Deej 76799]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Do you live in Juarez?

Dare I ask how many cars were parked in front of the house?

Seven cars.

Juarez, Rundberg. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Edited March 12, 2019 by Deej

[Lhorn 4914]

On 3/10/2019 at 7:36 PM, ABSR said:

How much are furnished sheds going for?

That one?  Surprisingly little.  Word is that he's got a shitty, nosey neighbor.

[El Diablo 4232]

Nacho Urias does not like the term "sheds", he prefers instead "Playboy Party Rooms". Oye le!

[Brothahorn 10087]

Not much more to see. A kid was chasing a rooster around the backyard yesterday, though.
 
(no iPhone 4. We use Android in the hood. Rundberg HEB doesn’t sell Apple.)

Sure hope Lil Jerry Seinfeld didn’t end up on the fajita grill.

[Hook1997 5355]

Any update on this @Deej?    I can only imagine what kind of neighborhood this must be if one house has four sheds in the back with people living in them.

[Updawg 2266]

He said rundberg, not much imagination needed.

[Hook1997 5355]

4 minutes ago, Updawg said:

He said rundberg, not much imagination needed.

I thought that was a joke lol

[phdhorn 6224]

36 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Any update on this @Deej?    I can only imagine what kind of neighborhood this must be if one house has four sheds in the back with people living in them.

There are a lot of hotels up there you can rent by the hour to find out.

[Deej 76799]

Yep, Rundberg gonna Rundberg. 

[Bullneck 19101]

On 3/8/2019 at 10:25 PM, Thetexashammer said:

Is this a rhetorical question? Wait until they leave then steal their shit. It's for their own good.

Outside of CR you're good people.  Inside CR . . . .

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Well I appreciate your saying that.

[Bullneck 19101]

 

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[El Diablo 4232]

Is there a Drank Blvd in that hood?

[High Plains Drifter 11050]

 

 

On 3/8/2019 at 9:12 PM, Deej said:

I'm armed to the teeth, so not too worried, but shit can go south fast 

 

Bro, shit has already gone south.

[SquishMitten 10408]

I see you called code enforcement. But I bet you'll get an even faster response by sending that picture to CPS

[Deej 76799]

Last spring, the neighbors on the other side were shooting doves out of my trees, climbing the fence to retrieve them, and grilling them up. A visit from the game warden has kept them quiet for almost a year. I gave them a warning it wasn't cool, but they persisted.

[scottsins 1966]

I see you called code enforcement. But I bet you'll get an even faster response by sending that picture to CPS

This. About 1/3 of my practice is in CPS court, and they live for situations like this.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

On 3/14/2019 at 9:30 PM, Hook1997 said:

Any update on this @Deej?    I can only imagine what kind of neighborhood this must be if one house has four sheds in the back with people living in them.

Tiny house nation... those folks are all just riding the trend.

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Reminds me of that professor dumpster guy.

[AUS-97HORN 11765]

On 3/16/2019 at 1:05 PM, Deej said:

Last spring, the neighbors on the other side were shooting doves out of my trees, climbing the fence to retrieve them, and grilling them up. A visit from the game warden has kept them quiet for almost a year. I gave them a warning it wasn't cool, but they persisted.

hang on, lemme get this straight,  you are in the middle of the Rundberg hood. You witnessed them SHOOTING a shotgun in your backyard, killing the doves in your trees, and you actually had the balls to walk over and give them a warning? 

The moment the game warden showed up they knew damn well who had narked.... thats not kosher in the Rundberg area, I'm legit surprised you werent retaliated against.

[Deej 76799]

7 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hang on, lemme get this straight,  you are in the middle of the Rundberg hood. You witnessed them SHOOTING a shotgun in your backyard, killing the doves in your trees, and you actually had the balls to walk over and give them a warning? 

The moment the game warden showed up they knew damn well who had narked.... thats not kosher in the Rundberg area, I'm legit surprised you werent retaliated against.

No, they were shooting them with air rifles. And yes, they know who called it it. I busted them climbing into my yard to retrieve the birds. I told the guy I would be calling it in if it happened again. He claimed he didn't know it was illegal. Then, it happened again. If he wanted to shoot some grackles, I would have looked the other way, but they were killing doves, cleaning them in the yard, and grilling them on their pit. 

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Well of coarse they had to clean and cook them in the yard.

They weren’t going to use the stainless slop sink in the mud room of their shed, and the wood fired pizza oven in the kitchen takes a while to level out, you aren’t going to use that for a couple dove poppers.

[Trey3216 15346]

1 minute ago, Llano Estacado said:

Well of coarse they had to clean and cook them in the yard.

They weren’t going to use the stainless slop sink in the mud room of their shed, and the wood fired pizza oven in the kitchen takes a while to level out, you aren’t going to use that for a couple dove poppers.

Fine, be that way

[SimonBolivar 10958]

On 3/10/2019 at 11:52 PM, Zepol87 said:

Who the fuck rents a shed? I don't ever know if this happening so it has to be fucked

Mother in law let an illegal from El Salvador live in her's for a couple days. He used it to get in her pants and move into the big house eventually before he left like the wind. Dude had some great stories from his El Salvador army days, but he just didn't like living with Mexicans. He was terrified of me the first time I came over after he had moved into the house. I'm the only white person in the family so I guess he thought I was going to Trump Power Slam him or something.

[gecko 1104]

Looks like they hung the gun so its out of the child's reach.  Good plan.....

[horn4life 3760]

Do 10 minutes of research and determine if the property is zoned multi-family.  Don't go directly after the renter, fuck over the home owner and let him deal with his renters.  Code deparment?  I bet the second place isn't permitted for occupancy.

PS - Yes Rundberg is becoming a lot more attractive to both investors and hipsters.  I've seen some shit over there that has potential. And a LOT of stuff that I think is WAAAAYYYYY overpriced.  But... Austin... so maybe it's all cheap?  If I can start renting sheds to people, that's a revenue stream I admit I have been overlooking.

Edited March 18, 2019 by horn4life

[Scraps 13561]

Mind my own fucking business? 

[Hugh G. Rection 156]

This is a forum for assholes.  Moose out front shoulda told ya.  Any more of these antics and you'll be crowdsourced.

[zork 629]

On 3/8/2019 at 8:38 PM, Deej said:

 

So, dog is barking at the back fence, so I peek over and see a family living in the shed behind the house next door, with this hanging on the wall.

 

 

what is your guesstimate on the dimensions of that shed?

[Deej 76799]

10x16, maybe?

[Deej 76799]

Saw the guy last night. He apologized for the misunderstanding. Restrung my weedeater for me while we talked. All good. 

Edited March 19, 2019 by Deej