Cobra Kai

[utxmike05 1828]

10 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

I think people are being a bit harsh on Larusso. 
 

 

I'd take Sam all day over Tori.  Tori go those weird fish eyes..googly.

[UT_OB1 2213]

13 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

I'd take Sam all day over Tori.  Tori go those weird fish eyes..googly.

Tori also has a look like she’ll take your kidney in 15 years when her looks can’t support her drug habit anymore. That or she is a very good actor. 

[Red Five 40822]

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

Has anyone thought about opening one of those tea places and calling it cobra chai?

strike thirst

brew hard

no burnt seeds

Edited September 27, 2022 by Pato del Muerto

[kingkoopa6 8344]

11 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

I think people are being a bit harsh on Larusso. 
 

 

that aint sam 

 

joey king

Edited September 27, 2022 by kingkoopa6

[Red Five 40822]

I wonder if Joey King also knows karate. Probably so. 

[UT_OB1 2213]

35 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

that aint sam 

 

joey king

Really?  I’ll take your word for it.  I still stand by my statements. 

[UT_OB1 2213]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Danger

[UT_OB1 2213]

Finally getting to binge the latest season.  It is so terribly great. Perfect to wash away the Osu game

[mdmost 42997]

 

[NorthLoop 14180]

I've enjoyed this show but I feel like it doesn't have a lot of gas left in the tank. Hope they go out with a bang. 

[4th&Five 41506]

it started fun and quickly became ridiculous but i'll keep watching.

[futureman 22440]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

it started fun and quickly became ridiculous but i'll keep watching.

but it wasn't ridiculous early on.

[mdleast 8289]

Don't care will watch

[F250 28761]

23 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

[MissingInAction 25002]

In for hot chicks in yoga pants spreading their legs.

[Red Five 40822]

Part 1 is up now.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

On 9/27/2022 at 10:08 AM, UT_OB1 said:

Tori also has a look like she’ll take your kidney in 15 years when her looks can’t support her drug habit anymore. That or she is a very good actor. 

I'll risk my kidneys, Sam is not attractive and boring. 

[4th&Five 41506]

The next 5 eps aren’t out until November?!

[Sgt Hulk 13712]

So Sam has put on about 25lbs. wtf. I saw her last year on a flight back to LA she looked good in person. But she does not look in shape this season 

 

also ep 1 was painful 

[Red Five 40822]

So Sam has put on about 25lbs. wtf. I saw her last year on a flight back to LA she looked good in person. But she does not look in shape this season 
 
also ep 1 was painful 

The show is ridiculous as is, but she takes the believability to another level.

I love Johnny Lawrence. Like Homelander, he’s by far the best character and I don’t like it when he’s not on screen.

“How’s your credit?”
“I can’t imagine that it’s any good.”

[MissingInAction 25002]

When Johnny sees a white claw for the first time, "That sounds badass!"

Then immediately spits it back up.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

19 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So Sam has put on about 25lbs. wtf. I saw her last year on a flight back to LA she looked good in person. But she does not look in shape this season 

 

also ep 1 was painful 

I haven’t made it past ep 1 yet, but I see they are hiding her in sweatshirts and mom jeans. 

[Red Five 40822]

Maybe I was just too gummified last night, but episode 5 was actually good. There was some decent acting going on.

[lateshow 1304]

Peyton List's tits are fake right?

 

[MissingInAction 25002]

16 hours ago, lateshow said:

Peyton List's tits are fake right?

 

My research points to yes, and they're spectacular.

[utxmike05 1828]

On 7/23/2024 at 10:07 AM, Red Five said:

Maybe I was just too gummified last night, but episode 5 was actually good. There was some decent acting going on.

Yup.

I had no idea we have to wait until freakin Nov for the next 5 episodes.  F U netflix.  At least release these first 5 on a weekly basis so I have something to watch each week.  I ended up finishing the 5 last weekend, thinking maybe the next 5 would be in August or sometime near.

[Red Five 40822]

My research points to yes, and they're spectacular.

Well, we’ve got a lot of time before November. Let’s have the conversation.

[Viper 12097]

The girl that plays Devon might be a better actor than both 

[lateshow 1304]

28 minutes ago, Viper said:

The girl that plays Devon might be a better actor than both 

Sir, we've moved on to Peyton List's tits. 

[Red Five 40822]

I liked how they were initially going to take Sam to this world class martial arts competition, but leave Hawk at home.

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

57 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I liked how they were initially going to take Sam to this world class martial arts competition, but leave Hawk at home.

Well Hawk is distracted because he thinks he needs to choose whether he's Eli or Hawk and truth is he can be both, as long as he's honest with himself.  And in some sense Dimitri is his bully, an intellectual bully. 

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

Did the first two last night. For some reason, among all the wild ridiculous dialogue and action sequences (so many kids walking and then fighting inside a batting cage?) the thing that bothered me the most is when they showed the miyagi-do students at the end in their new gis and they all were wearing white belts.  As they train to tackle the biggest karate competition in the world, after having earned their place in it by fighting well in the all valley, and several years after they started karate at cobra Kai.   Nobody has a yellow or green yet?

[kevwun 15757]

The first rule of Cobra Kai is that a Karate riot can and will break out anywhere at anytime.

Edited July 26 by kevwun

[HiggyBaby 2528]

On 9/1/2020 at 8:29 PM, Nuge said:

Johnny's wife is none other than Diora Baird - starlet of my favorite scene in Wedding Crashers.

 

NSFW pic in the spoiler

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Just finished binge watching the first five seasons and am catching up on this thread. But I wanna point out that she also paid William Zabka‘s wife in hot tub Time Machine. /csb

On 9/1/2020 at 8:29 PM, Nuge said:

Johnny's wife is none other than Diora Baird - starlet of my favorite scene in Wedding Crashers.

 

NSFW pic in the spoiler

  Reveal hidden contents

 

Just finished binge watching the first five seasons and am catching up on this thread. But I wanna point out that she also played William Zabka‘s wife in hot tub Time Machine. /csb

[Mac8111 2105]

I just hope we hear the term Sakai Taikai more this season….

[mdleast 8289]

I just hope we hear the term Sakai Taikai more this season….

Hey, fuck you - I need it to get into Stanford

[closetohumping 17431]

This devan girl gonna be breaking some hearts when she gets older 

[closetohumping 17431]

I’m on episode 4. I have a hard time believing anyone from miyagi do would be this arrogant or stupid

[4th&Five 41506]

new episodes out today

[NorthLoop 14180]

I had no fucking idea that that was Zabka in Hot Tub Time Machine. 

[closetohumping 17431]

Second half of season 6 is so bad I may be unable to finish it 

[Red Five 40822]

I keep waiting for someone to say “Um this is just karate right? Maybe let’s dial it back a notch.”

What parent would let their kid into this? It’s so stupid and I’m going to miss it.

[Red Five 40822]

Soooo....

Spoiler

So, like 200 martial arts experts there and zero security? They just let everyone brawl for about 20 minutes on live tv? Even the sensais were making no attempts to stop it. lulz

 

[closetohumping 17431]

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Soooo....

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So, like 200 martial arts experts there and zero security? They just let everyone brawl for about 20 minutes on live tv? Even the sensais were making no attempts to stop it. lulz

 

I'm too invested in this to stop watching but it's getting awful.  I guess every season needs a crazy brawl to end it.

[Red Five 40822]

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I'm too invested in this to stop watching but it's getting awful.  I guess every season needs a crazy brawl to end it.

Sam fighting these karate monsters (oh hi Zara) and not getting taken to the hospital after is asking too much suspension of belief, even for this show. They do what they can with the quick cutaways and edits, but it's still absurd. 

[closetohumping 17431]

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Sam fighting these karate monsters (oh hi Zara) and not getting taken to the hospital after is asking too much suspension of belief, even for this show. They do what they can with the quick cutaways and edits, but it's still absurd. 

Zara is a fox

 

sam needs to drop some lbs

 

 

That Alec dude is a bad ass

Edited Tuesday at 12:40 AM by closetohumping

[A-Tex Devil 2446]

The last episode is like the fight scene from Anchorman played straight.  But not really.  I was laughing my assoff the whole time.  I think that’s the point?  Zara can get it. 
 

Spoiler

Well, that escalated quickly. Kwan killed himself. 

 

Edited yesterday at 05:03 AM by A-Tex Devil

[mdleast 8289]

My review: it was stupid and empty calories…and I will keep watching if they make more.