2015 Toyota Corolla 45kmiles

[Guest]

 

$11500

45500 miles, 27mpg city/ 36mpg hwy

Black exterior/ ash interior

4cyl, Auto, A/C, power windows, bluetooth, dark tint.

No wrecks.  Great tires. One owner( me.) Woodlands/ South Montgomery County area

Edited March 10, 2019 by slorch

[EE2B 1,565]

Does it come with a purple drank holder? What size swangas can I throw on it?

[4th&Five 41,599]

And I thought my house was close to the neighbors. 

[Anastasis 23,491]

For fucks sake get a power washer. 

[52-80 19,263]

that thing got a hemi?

[Guest]

5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

For fucks sake get a power washer. 

Buy my vehicle so I can get one...

[baboso 6,057]

You're a little too proud of it.

[UTPhil2006 3,817]

15 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

And I thought my house was close to the neighbors. 

Prob time to sell.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, baboso said:

You're a little too proud of it.

It’s on the low-medium side of KBB and other general sites I have checked.

It’s also not the final selling price.  Nobody ever buys it for what’s listed.

 

Unless they do, and then it’s gravy.

[ztejas 43,546]

59 minutes ago, slorch said:

 Nobody ever buys it for what’s listed.

Yeah I was going to offer you $12k

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

I'd you still have it on 10 years,  I'll buy it for my daughter.  I'll give you  2k at that point.   Deal? 

[BearSchlong 8,116]

On 3/11/2019 at 1:13 AM, Anastasis said:

For fucks sake get a power washer. 

He lives in the Houston area and probably pressure washed the driveway last Saturday, you should have seen it, immaculate.

Edited March 12, 2019 by BearSchlong

[El Diablo 4,232]

ROFLBOX do the shingles on the neighbors house?

[SquishMitten 10,444]

Lotta pixels. How do I know there’s actually a car and not just a shitty photoshop? 

[elfenix 34,338]

framing by helen keller

[Guest]

I'm selling you a car!

What more could you ask?

( don't answer that, but the feedback on everything else in the photo is major LOLz.)

[elfenix 34,338]

31 minutes ago, slorch said:

I'm selling you a car!

Who could ask for anything more?!?

( don't answer that, but the feedback on everything else in the photo is major LOLz.)

ftftoyota

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,834]

Does it even have a "Burt is my copilot" bumper sticker? 

[ChickenSandwich 9,853]

what color is the undercarriage? 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,506]

Has it been slorched?

[Leamas 29]

What trim? What type of warranty? What is the maintenance/service record? My last Corolla needed a new battery at ~4 years after I bought it new - have you replaced the battery?

I'm probably 5 minutes away. Take gooder pics.

[EE2B 1,565]

There probably hasn’t been much trim at all in that car.

[Iceman 2,726]

3 hours ago, Leamas said:

What trim? What type of warranty? What is the maintenance/service record? My last Corolla needed a new battery at ~4 years after I bought it new - have you replaced the battery?

I'm probably 5 minutes away. Take gooder pics.

L, the base level trim.  Oil changes every 5k miles. Full synthetic.  Battery has not been replaced.

tires have 15 to 20kmiles left.

Price is also now $10500.

if you want pretty pics, find a Hustler...

Edited March 18, 2019 by Iceman

[EE2B 1,565]

L, the base level trim.  Oil changes every 5k miles. Full synthetic.  Battery has not been replaced.
tires have 15 to 20kmiles left.
Price is also now $10500.
if you want pretty pics, find a Hustler...

Someone forget to log out of their sock account?

[Iceman 2,726]

3 hours ago, Leamas said:

 

Not a sock.  Ever since I logged in on this device, it has me as iceman.  Weird AF.

if interested in the car IM slorch please.

[Llano Estacado 1,257]

Iceman. That’s the way he sells used Corollas, ice-cold. No mistakes. Wears you down. You get bored, do something stupid, and he's got you.

[Scraps 13,583]

I'll trade you a 1994 Ford Explorer with less miles and in perfect condition for it

[RollLeft 5,045]

7 hours ago, Iceman said:

Not a sock.  Ever since I logged in on this device, it has me as iceman.  Weird AF.

if interested in the car IM slorch please.

 

[Guest]

My 'sock' was so clandestine in nature, I reported it immediately on "shit is borked" thread.

 

I know, exactly what a sock would do...

[jimmyjazz 46,225]

On 3/18/2019 at 5:59 AM, Leamas said:

What trim? What type of warranty? What is the maintenance/service record? My last Corolla needed a new battery at ~4 years after I bought it new - have you replaced the battery?

Who expects the battery in a new car to last 4 years?  I'm lucky to get to 18 months.  They all die early, and without their boots on.

I have no idea what that means.

[Gil Bang 26,048]

On 3/18/2019 at 8:40 AM, Llano Estacado said:

Iceman. That’s the way he sells used Corollas, ice-cold. No mistakes. Wears you down. You get bored, do something stupid, and he's got you.

[52-80 19,263]

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[Guest]

Sold.

I feel like our kids are officially moved out now...LOL.  i have no idea what the car has to do with that, but our youngest had driven it for the last 3 years.

[Pato del Muerto 52,616]

Did she name it Adam?

[RPM 26,360]

How long was it under water?

[Guest]

On 3/23/2019 at 6:46 PM, RPM said:

How long was it under water?

It's a Corolla...not an Olds Delmont 88.