Major drug bust! Whoa

[PilotsError 2314]

Big things happening on our streets.

 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12480]

https://www.kgun9.com/news/national/missouri-police-search-cancer-patients-room-after-hospital-reports-marijuana-odor

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

8 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

 

Big things happening on our streets.

 

 

Somebody needs to clean that grinder, its disgusting, and probably some pretty sweet sticky goodness too.

 

[futureman 22517]

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

[Big D 249]

They are getting roasted in the replies of that tweet.  

[Guest]

More like Deputy Stillablower...

[Texas_Rocks 346]

Just goes to show you how far out of touch most departments are with reality. Not to mention the absolute lack of self awareness. That’s just embarrassing.

[Chooky 13317]

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

It sucks that you're constantly trying too hard to suck.

[Zepol87 9189]

Mouth breathers will still praise them for keeping our streets safe

[miguelito 11267]

[Deej 76879]

The pharma rep visiting the hospital probably made them call the police.

[bolverk 29705]

1 hour ago, Big D said:

They are getting roasted in the replies of that tweet.  

Found this in the replies.

[El Diablo 4232]

They're going to need a bigger evidence room.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Found this in the replies.

Five dildos?

[Thetexashammer 1062]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

I bow down. You are the zen master. I am humbled to be in your virtual presence.

Edited March 12, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

This should make those 2 MRAPs we put in next year's budget an easy sell!  Whoop!

[Deej 76879]

39 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Found this in the replies.

How many people did they kill in the SWAT raid to get that pipe?

[Dennis Taylor 18850]

41 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Found this in the replies.

The short one kinda looks like Hammster...a little too tall but some resemblance 

[futureman 22517]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Mouth breathers will still praise them for keeping our streets safe

the streets are a little safer now.  prove me wrong!

[SKJ 1311]

This kind of shit will keep happening until we get that damn wall built

[South Austin 52546]

I learned it from watching you, Deputy Stillablower!

[El Diablo 4232]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

How many people did they kill in the SWAT raid to get that pipe?

Well let's hope it was all of them.

[Humpy 112]

I am betting there was a hot nurse that tipped them off, we need pictures to confirm.

[Matuka 1310]

3 hours ago, Big D said:

They are getting roasted in the replies of that tweet.  

A couple of my favorites:

-- "Delusions of grinder"

--"Constables are really the tilapia of law enforcement"

[Bernard 879]

Yet a few miles north in Harris County they won’t even bust you for less than four ounces of weed. 

Bernard

[Steel Shank 9430]

I think it was this one.

[Texas_Rocks 346]

Yet a few miles north in Harris County they won’t even bust you for less than four ounces of weed. 
Bernard

The not so funny thing is that you’ll often hear cops say that it’s still a federal crime in states where it has been locally legalized. Cool, but then they’ll turn around and consider “drunk drivin” not “drunk driving” when they show up at an accident a fellow cop caused while “drunk driving”.

[futureman 22517]

53 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I think it was this one.

go on

[immortal13 4059]

58 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I think it was this one.

Sweet jeesus

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The short one kinda looks like Hammster...a little too tall but some resemblance 

HEY HEY HEY CUT IT OUT. That pipe could have shattered, and a piece of glass could have lodged in someones skin, a gott damn deadly weapon and menace removed from the streets of America. 

 

Tetanus is nothing to sneeze at.

[Continental Op 3934]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I think it was this one.

Me:  Nurse!  I have all of these weird growths on my genitals!  Make haste to inspect them!  

Nurse:  Sir, these are just gummy bears you licked and stuck to your dingus. 

[immortal13 4059]

Well I don't know about you guys, but I feel safer now

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

Well I don't know about you guys, but I feel safer now

Hey, it’s tough to be a hero when you can’t find any homeless people to rough up. 

[Asithappens 974]

12 hours ago, futureman said:

not in my city.  get that garbage off the streets.  

Are you talking about the cops or the grinder/pipes?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Sweet jeesus

Lauren Drain. Or on IG laurendrainfit.

[52-80 19219]

josh terry‏Verified account @JoshhTerry Mar 10

 

 

Replying to @FBCConstable3

nice haul you fuckin nerds

[DigglerontheHoof 21209]

That must have been a harrowing experience for our brave heroes....thank GOD they made it home to their families safely.  

[El Diablo 4232]

Kinda reminds me of Kendra Wilkinson. (that means I'd fap to that)

[Beau Vine 54342]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Lauren Drain. Or on IG laurendrainfit.

Quote

Lauren Danielle Drain is a former member of the Westboro Baptist Church who wrote the 2013 book Banished, which chronicles her experiences and eventual banishment from the church.

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

The fact that she got kicked out makes her more attractive.

[Cajun 11722]

12 hours ago, bolverk said:

Found this in the replies.

Man, heroes sure are getting lazy with evidence planting.      

Edited March 12, 2019 by Cajun

[davidg 4038]

10 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I think it was this one.

two words:

sponge bath

[South Austin 52546]

55 minutes ago, davidg said:

two words:

sponge  tongue bath

fixed

[Vic Mackey 47107]

Everyone seems to be so supportive!

 

[Al_4_ISU 12475]

A nice reminder as to why I quit being a prosecutor.

I will never understand the erections that small town cops get for busting weed.  It's hard to really grasp how much some of them live for it until you see it in person.