Do you want to go do karate in the garage?

[Bert Orange 1120]

Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus. For a second, I thought you took on the shape of a unicorn. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

“We’re selling the house.”

”Is it haunted?”

 

[Jimbaround 975]

Well Dale, they're whats called a trophy fish, so yeah, they're pretty big.

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

This house is a fucking prison! 

On planet Bullshit! 

In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

POW!

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.

[BigBenBamboozle 1957]

One of the most quotable post-2000 movies.  Unbelievable it's 54% on RT.

[Lou 264]

I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.

[butthurt 1530]

I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent A Car, because they have an excellent corporate structure and they, they give you the tools to be your own boss.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

wrong thread.

Edited March 29, 2018 by BlueGreySky

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

1 hour ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

One of the most quotable post-2000 movies.  Unbelievable it's 54% on RT.

I’ll admit that I saw the movie shortly after it came out and didn’t particularly care for it.  Watched it again last year and thought it was genius.  

[AnonymousInternetPoster 163]

"Guys.  GUYS!"

"I'll kill you Leonard Nimoy."

"The clown has NO penis!"

"What kind of dreams are you guys having?"

[swTXSU 18]

We're here to fuck shit up!

[Lou 264]

I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.

[dcbc 14509]

Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.

We literally have never done any of those things.

 

Was just about to start my first one of these with this movie when I saw this post.  Posrep.

Edited March 30, 2018 by dcbc

[BigDHornfan 6550]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes, " Oh, my God, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf," and she grabs me by the weiner.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

[thunderlounge 7935]

So much more room for activities!

 

 

[Hornsfan863 14]

if you guys ever need fertilizer, I've got a lot of it

[Hornsfan863 14]

You're gonna love this neighborhood, every single house here recycles

[futureman 22544]

stay golden, ponyboy.