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4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah he can just drive drunk and nearly kill innocent women. I mean the only thing from really keeping from being the "mexican" Kennedy is the girl in his truck that night actually lived.

 

Going to be hilarious reading through this thread after Robert Francis loses again.

Holy shit you're stupid. 

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5 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah he can just drive drunk and nearly kill innocent women. I mean the only thing from really keeping from being the "mexican" Kennedy is the girl in his truck that night actually lived.

Your president has been accused of rape by at least 13 women.  And he's almost certainly committed treason.  But fake news, right?

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4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Your president has been accused of rape by at least 13 women.  And he's almost certainly committed treason.  But fake news, right?

I think if Beto would just lie about it constantly, trump supporters might be more comfortable.  

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27 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

This will be ridiculed but no one else is going to campaign like this and Iowa will eat it up.
 

 

 


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Where's he gonna eat though?  Is Iowa a Whataburger state?

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29 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

This will be ridiculed but no one else is going to campaign like this and Iowa will eat it up.
 

 

 


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Would love to see Biden or Kamala try to pull that off. 

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Would love to see Biden or Kamala try to pull that off. 

No. You wouldn’t.

I mean, for schadenfreude, sure.

Gotta be who you are. Biden needs to stick with “creepy old guy who makes women mildly uncomfortable.”
Posted
27 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

I gave him $20 to get some gas. Did my part. Tomorrow I'll give em some more. What's a dimebag cost these days? Might just go $10 for a burger. What sort of fast food joints they got up there?

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Image result for maid rite

 

Whatever this is?

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I am punching my keyboard as hard as I can with the search term "beto fundraising" in Twitter for the love of god tell me how much he's raised i have brain worms and they're screaming for an answer

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4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I am punching my keyboard as hard as I can with the search term "beto fundraising" in Twitter for the love of god tell me how much he's raised i have brain worms and they're screaming for an answer

Well, I am sure you have brainworms.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Culvers slams and goes hard.

Just checked out their website. Looks damn good. Can't wait to see Beto skateboarding around a Culver's parking lot. 

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A true maid rite is hamburger cooked in a steamer and the grease drips through.  It sucks. It sucks like grits. Whatever you put on it is what it tastes like. And yeah grits are tasteless filler.

Posted
39 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I want to be in the middle of a Kasie/Hallie sandwich.

Gotta throw Heidi in there, Stephanie, Alexi and I’ll take Elise Jordan for dessert. 

Posted
31 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I think if Beto would just lie about it constantly, trump supporters might be more comfortable.  

He has lied about that night every time he has been asked about it.

Just like he lied to 60 minutes 3 months ago, and likely to his family up until a few weeks ago.

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1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

He has lied about that night every time he has been asked about it.

Just like he lied to 60 minutes 3 months ago, and likely to his family up until a few weeks ago.

Wait, don't we get to say lieing doesn't matter. I  haz confuz.

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Just now, Underdog said:

Isn’t Iowa the loose meat sandwich captial?  If my Rosanne memory hasn’t let me down. 

I think they were from Illinois or Indiana, or one of those shithole Midwest states

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I went ahead and donated for old times' sake. Just $10. Likely won't be giving much, if any more. Also gave the same to Bernie and Warren to round out my first donation of the presidential campaign. I imagine Warren will be getting most of my donations going forward, mostly because Bernie or Beto don't need the help. May give Pete B and/or Yang money if they get close to the debate cutoff.

 

I'm voting and working for the D nominee in the general regardless. I want to see a competitive primary and earnest debate on how to advance progressive policy goals. Probably won't happen, but a boy can dream.

 

Edit: Also, ActBlue is going to be a monstrous weapon for Democrats going forward, and a huge boon to the left wing of the party. The Democratic base - which is increasingly becoming every educated professional (read: lots of high earners) in America in addition to the vast majority of millenials and gen z - has shown it can deliver the kind of money to a campaign that makes corporate money and PAC money unnecessary. Ds are no longer beholden to their side of the ultra rich donor class, at least not nearly as much. Yes, Rs will have their equivalent ATM in the form of the 1 percent, but the symbolism is just as big. There will never be an R equivalent on that front.

 

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Just now, gmr548 said:

I imagine Warren will be getting most of my donations going forward, mostly because Bernie or Beto don't need the help. May give Pete B and/or Yang money if they get close to the debate cutoff.

This man right here is approaching this correctly. Let everyone have a fairly even playing field, get the ideas out there, and may the best person win.

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6 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I think they were from Illinois or Indiana, or one of those shithole Midwest states

Illinois. Lanford. Probably Trump country 

Posted
12 minutes ago, horncyclist said:

Well, Beto's locked up Htown's support. 

Nope, he's an empty suit that apparently hates his family. Has no platform other that copying other people's ideas, and has to steal from Whataburger, Reagan, and Edwards during his campaign roll out. I'm sure he will finish in the Top 10 though.

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nope, he's an empty suit that apparently hates his family. Has no platform other that copying other people's ideas, and has to steal from Whataburger, Reagan, and Edwards during his campaign roll out. I'm sure he will finish in the Top 10 though.

So you’re saying he’s a Republican 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nope, he's an empty suit that apparently hates his family. Has no platform other that copying other people's ideas, and has to steal from Whataburger, Reagan, and Edwards during his campaign roll out. I'm sure he will finish in the Top 10 though.

Man, you already maxed out your donation? Way to go. Glad you're on board. 

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nope, he's an empty suit that apparently hates his family. 

Jesus, we get it.  You're a Trump voter that clearly has a crush on Beto as well. Are your calves cramping?

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Chrispy said:

Oh c’mon, just imagine how totally gnarly it would be to have a skateboarder in the White House. 

That will actually be pretty cool.

Posted (edited)
20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Illinois. Lanford. Probably Trump country 

Tom and Roseanne bought a farm in Iowa when they  were "in". Came across him at the Bike Ride Across Iowa . Put a sticker on my exes boob.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:


It’s wrong that I would like to have a threesome with Kasie and Nancy P.

That’s not even a question. I know it’s wrong.

Ok. Whatever. Hook ‘em.


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Except its not wrong, at all

Posted
1 minute ago, Nolacycling said:

Tom and Roseanne bought a farm in Iowa when they  were "in". Came across him at the Bike Ride Across Iowa . Put a sticker on my exes boob.

Rules man.... and no one cares about Tom and Rosannes pics. 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Culvers slams and goes hard.

Culver's is Wisconsin based. He will live there when he campaigns there next March.

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Beto: "We have to unlock the power of American ingenuity with the passion of America's dreams and past with the congruous expression of its hopeful future."

Trump: "Look at Beto O'Dork over here spinning his arms around."

*airhorns fill the room and Beto cries*

Posted
1 hour ago, Nolacycling said:

A true maid rite is hamburger cooked in a steamer and the grease drips through.  It sucks. It sucks like grits. Whatever you put on it is what it tastes like. And yeah grits are tasteless filler.

Say whatever you want about unflavored ground beef.  It can die in a fire.  But grits are a national treasure.

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1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Say whatever you want about unflavored ground beef.  It can die in a fire.  But grits are a national treasure.

This. Anyone who doesn’t like grits deserves to be executed.  

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