Beto 2020

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

I’m already sick of the YangGang and it hasn’t been cranked up to 11 like I know it’s going to be. 

Damn you 4chan.

[bad_teammate 13,482]

Rich failson pulling a Hispanic nickname sweater out of his childhood toy chest like Arthur pulling Excalibur from the anvil stone.

"Fuckin' radical"

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

5 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's what his dad said.

In the backdrop of the city's multicultural community, his father, Pat O'Rourke, a consummate politician, once explained why he nicknamed his son Beto: Nicknames are common in Mexico and along the border, and if he ever ran for office in El Paso, the odds of being elected in this mostly Mexican-American city were far greater with a name like Beto than Robert Francis O'Rourke.

So it's not that Harris has any particular appeal in the Midwest, we're just going to win it because... inertia?

(I wish I could think of a presidential election recently where the Democrats lost because they assumed victory... oh well.)

I mean I'm not assuming we win it by default. What I'm saying is that a good candidate can win it without being born there or having a specific personal connection if they can speak well and/or have decent policies that get people excited.

[NowThis 931]

 

[Brisketexan 106,651]

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

 

I dunno.  Is Trump a rapist because he brags about sexually assaulting women?  Gosh, it all just makes for twirly stuff in the mind, you know?

[SubliminalHorn 6,995]

I'm pretty sure Cocoa the Gorilla was more self aware than this piece of shit

[bad_teammate 13,482]

Just now, TheFlyingBoat said:

I mean I'm not assuming we win it by default. What I'm saying is that a good candidate can win it without being born there or having a specific personal connection if they can speak well and/or have decent policies that get people excited.

I agree with this 100%. We don't need a white guy in a hard hat and moustache (RIP IronStache, I'll always love you) to take back the blue wall, but the message needs to be right and messenger can help. After all, Obama won all that shit and he was a gay Kenyan named Hussein who sucked dick for money in a limo* because he knew how to talk to them and he made them feel good because he was a really nice black man.

Part of the primary, though, is finding out who is most likely to have the message that appeals and the ability to convey that message effectively. (Obama checked both boxes.)

(* - Not really, but many working class whites believed this.)

[NowThis 931]

love the tie though I must admit and the green garnish.  But it's not the 17th yet, is he meeting with the Irish ambassador (as is custom). 

[babysdaddy 2,731]

19 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

It's what his dad said.

In the backdrop of the city's multicultural community, his father, Pat O'Rourke, a consummate politician, once explained why he nicknamed his son Beto: Nicknames are common in Mexico and along the border, and if he ever ran for office in El Paso, the odds of being elected in this mostly Mexican-American city were far greater with a name like Beto than Robert Francis O'Rourke.

So it's not that Harris has any particular appeal in the Midwest, we're just going to win it because... inertia?

(I wish I could think of a presidential election recently where the Democrats lost because they assumed victory... oh well.)

Ugh, well I should've known it was true as soon as Dennison said it wasn't with such confidence.

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

Got nothing else to add other than God bless IronStache 

[F250 29,180]

14 minutes ago, NowThis said:

 

Trump could have a yellow diarrhea shit storm go off in his whitey tighty tennis shorts on national tv and turn around and make fun of someone for farting.

 

[Jack Straw 2,955]

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

Trump could have a yellow diarrhea shit storm go off in his whitey tighty tennis shorts on national tv and turn around and Johnny Sack would think that’s its just good solid leadership skills on display.  

 

[horncyclist 1,391]

Question: How would Bobby Kennedy, adjusting relative politics to today, do in today's democratic party?

 

Is it fair to compare Beto to RFK?

 

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[Anastasis 23,703]

Chill Beto, damn.

Edited March 14, 2019 by Anastasis

[bad_teammate 13,482]

Props for having a clean notifications bar and well-charged battery. Anastasis knows clean livin'

[Anastasis 23,703]

LOL. First thought after posting that was "fuck, hope was my battery charged or I am gonna catch shit". 

[RandomIdoit 739]

5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL. First thought after posting that was "fuck, hope was my battery charged or I am gonna catch shit". 

Crop makes this moot. 

[Anastasis 23,703]

Just now, RandomIdoit said:

Crop makes this moot. 

Shit.  I consider it a win when imgbb doesn't post my pic armybrat style. 

[Message Board User 12,405]

 

[Fozzz 152]

EsotericMp3

[David Dennison 19,441]

1 hour ago, babysdaddy said:

Ugh, well I should've known it was true as soon as Dennison said it wasn't with such confidence.

Ouch.

[bad_teammate 13,482]

32 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Shit.  I consider it a win when imgbb doesn't post my pic armybrat style. 

 

[Ghost of LL 15,670]

All I can tell you is that Mrs.LL has been watching Beto on CNN all day. It’s the first time in years CNN hasn’t enraged her. And Maddow tonight—which is apparently stop-down programming in my house—will be all Beto.

Yeah, gents—I’m getting laid tonight.

[F250 29,180]

34 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

My reaction to that Josh Barro tweet.

 

[happyfunball 481]

I deleted the first msg

[HtownHorn 15,243]

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

8 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

hahaha DONNY!

God, this guy's a fucking idiot.

When it comes to trump, every accusation is a confession. He just admitted he waves his hands around a lot and is nuts.

[Jack Straw 2,955]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

[Celery Man 21,076]

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Maybe if he raped his wife it would get you excited enough to take a shit on the Constitution.

[Brisketexan 106,651]

This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

I mean, a man of real presidential quality would involve his kids in criminal activity. That’s the new standard.

[TexArcher 38,823]

10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Ahhhhhahahahaha, squirm mothafuckas!

[F250 29,180]

8 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

This is how you know the Trump cockchuggers are nervous.  

Meanwhile Barron and Tiffany are being written out of the script like Chuck Cunningham.

 

[David Dennison 19,441]

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

'Member when Donald Trump's kids wouldn't talk to him?

I 'member.

[Nolacycling 893]

MSNBC is my go to and the Beto pep rally today was miserable. Not because of Beto.

[Chrispy 132]

25 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Oh c’mon, just imagine how totally gnarly it would be to have a skateboarder in the White House. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Hopefully not Bernie soon. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Meanwhile on Fox News:

[DigDug 1,735]

40 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Hard to get excited about a guy that doesn't really want to run, but is doing it because he rather not have to raise his kids.

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

[threesheets 1,686]

22 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Oh c’mon, just imagine how totally gnarly it would be to have a skateboarder in the White House. 

It could literally be Dennis Rodman running and you motherfuckers wouldn't have an inch of leg to stand on.

Don't be a hypocrite.  It's one of the worst qualities. 

Edited March 15, 2019 by threesheets

[Bama Chick 28,596]

lol at that fucking Fox News graphic.

 

I’ve got my own question - who made that terrible looking shit? A graphic design professional employed by a major cable network or Karen, the 52 year old who just taught herself PowerPoint off YouTube tutorials?

 

[David Dennison 19,441]

9 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line

Engines pumping and thumping in time.

[horncyclist 1,391]

This will be ridiculed but no one else is going to campaign like this and Iowa will eat it up.

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

That’s a great answer. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Nancy knows.

[HtownHorn 15,243]

58 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

Maybe if he raped his wife it would get you excited enough to take a shit on the Constitution.

 

Nah he can just drive drunk and nearly kill innocent women. I mean the only thing from really keeping from being the "mexican" Kennedy is the girl in his truck that night actually lived.

 

Going to be hilarious reading through this thread after Robert Francis loses again.

Edited March 15, 2019 by HtownHorn

[horncyclist 1,391]

I gave him $20 to get some gas. Did my part. Tomorrow I'll give em some more. What's a dimebag cost these days? Might just go $10 for a burger. What sort of fast food joints they got up there?

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[Ghost of LL 15,670]

 

It’s wrong that I would like to have a threesome with Kasie and Nancy P.

That’s not even a question. I know it’s wrong.

Ok. Whatever. Hook ‘em.


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[David Dennison 19,441]

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

It’s wrong that I would like to have a threesome with Kasie and Nancy P.

That’s not even a question. I know it’s wrong.

Ok. Whatever. Hook ‘em.


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I want to be in the middle of a Kasie/Hallie sandwich.

[ChiTownDoc 21,326]

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah he can just drive drunk and nearly kill innocent women. I mean the only thing from really keeping from being the "mexican" Kennedy is the girl in his truck that night actually lived.

 

Going to be hilarious reading through this thread after Robert Francis loses again.

Lol. That’s a saint compared to our current president.  I must have missed where you criticized that grifter son of a bitch?