If Lakers win the lottery

[Barry_McCokiner 160]

Then this shit is rigged.  Hell, even if the Knicks win it.

[PilotsError 2337]

The Knicks have the worst record in the league.  How would that be rigged?

[aggie08 21800]

The amount of credit that Magic would try to claim if the Lakers won the lottery would make a lobster blush.

[UTDD 362]

The lottery is now too well vetted now to reasonably cheat absent multiple parties colluding to an extreme level which would be way too dangerous given the collective power of the owners.  Now, Patrick Ewing on the other hand...

[ztejas 44227]

What a great post.

[BigOrange1 6611]

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What a great post.

timely too.

[HtownHorn 15236]

Or they could just hold the drawing in public where everyone can see. It would make big money. Shit, they try to monetize everything else, why not the casting of lots for the lottery.

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

The amount of credit that Magic would try to claim if the Lakers won the lottery would make a lobster blush.

Out of rep for the moment. Will return later.

[Underdog 29189]

59 minutes ago, UTDD said:

The lottery is now too well vetted now to reasonably cheat absent multiple parties colluding to an extreme level which would be way too dangerous given the collective power of the owners.  Now, Patrick Ewing on the other hand...

They’re hermetically sealed and held in a mayonaise jar on Funk & Wagnalls’ front porch. 

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Lol the knicks lost like 18 games in a row. Even if you’re trying to do it, that’s hard to do. Throw them a bone 

[Michael Knight 13223]

I hope the Cavs win it again

[Blotto 24021]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Or they could just hold the drawing in public where everyone can see. It would make big money. Shit, they try to monetize everything else, why not the casting of lots for the lottery.

 

[HtownHorn 15236]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

That's not the drawing.

[markstanco 12788]

Zion and Labron on the same team would increase viewership.

[NowThis 931]

i'm hoping the Knicks to revitalize a long dead team. Then if Kyrie and Durant show up, if the money works, the biggest market in the East gets a massive boost.  This scenario would be fantastic for the league. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

4 hours ago, NowThis said:

i'm hoping the Knicks to revitalize a long dead team. Then if Kyrie and Durant show up, if the money works, the biggest market in the East gets a massive boost.  This scenario would be fantastic for the league. 

The Knicks are the most poorly run organization in all of professional sports. They could have the 1st pick every year for 10 years and they'd still find a way to fuck it up. 

But I do agree that the league would benefit from having a consistently good NY team. 

Edited March 16, 2019 by FondrenRoad

[Dutchrudder 11243]

Zion and Labron on the same team would increase viewership.

Zion wouldn't play a minute for LA, Lebron and his cabal would require Magic to trade him for an established all star.

[Napoleon 8832]

23 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Is that Jami Gertz in the middle?

She really might be part vampire.

1987 (or maybe even filmed in 1986):

 

[Michael Knight 13223]

On 3/15/2019 at 5:02 PM, HtownHorn said:

Or they could just hold the drawing in public where everyone can see. It would make big money. Shit, they try to monetize everything else, why not the casting of lots for the lottery.

They should just have the bucks owners daughter there every time

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Is that Jami Gertz in the middle?

She really might be part vampire/

Aside from the Lost Boys, I'll always remember her from a Seinfeld episode. She played Jerry's girlfriend with the flinty voice who couldn't spare a square.

Dunno what shape she's in these days but she was still lookin' pretty sharp in 2009:

 

[Napoleon 8832]

10 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Aside from the Lost Boys, I'll always remember her from a Seinfeld episode. She played Jerry's girlfriend with the flinty voice who couldn't spare a square.

Dunno what shape she's in these days but she was still lookin' pretty sharp in 2009:

 

The girl in purple is RPongetti's sister Kit Pongetti. UT class of ~1992 or '93-ish.

She is also a pretty good singer.

[kopp0e 1135]

18 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Is that Jami Gertz in the middle?

She really might be part vampire.

1987 (or maybe even filmed in 1986):

 

It seems we have proof they do exist..?

[kopp0e 1135]

 

[PilotsError 2337]

He's not wrong.