How Fox News works

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,529]

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I can’t tell the reference but normally people call retailers opening on thanksgiving for early Black Friday sales, as the War on Thanksgiving.

ive run across some small town relatives that frown upon stores, even grocery, being open on holidays. “The owners should let them be at home with their family.”  My answer is always that employees making $10 or less an hour need the money, and besides the full parking lot tells me that people want it open.

not that I say it but many would want an excuse to get away from the family for a few hours.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,529]

8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Stand corrected if eating meat is the war on thanksgiving. I agree with D&S that I’m sick of people telling me not to eat meat on thanksgiving. I Can’t walk 5 feet without the conversation turning to that.  Work, stores, billboards, home.  It’s all they talk about on cnn and msnbc.  24/7. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

I’m kinda surprised there isn’t a Trump youth movement yet.  Or maybe there is but it’s just on 4chan and reddit

[Homercles 10,206]

Grifter Youth

[Post Oak 20,303]

There's never been a time in my life when I've wished death on so many people

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,529]

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m kinda surprised there isn’t a Trump youth movement yet.  Or maybe there is but it’s just on 4chan and reddit

Why only nearly every house got a flag? What are the characteristics of the homeowners that this kid skipped? Ones that don’t look American?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,900]

jfc. if we can somehow take down Fox News with Trump that would be a massive win for America. This is gonna get some people killed:

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

4 hours ago, Homercles said:

Grifter Youth

Clownshirts.

[Lurch 5,932]

[Irwin F Fletcher 3,550]

I'm more surprised that almost 60% of non-fox republicans are still that stupid/brainwashed. 

[hayden_horn 11,365]

1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'm more surprised that almost 60% of non-fox republicans are still that stupid/brainwashed. 

well, they still self-identify willingly as republican, so...

[Chad Fuck 17,818]

Clownshirts.

This needs more love.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,521]

20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

They must have seen what my family did to that poor turkey last Thanksgiving. By the time we were through there was nothing left. 

[Biff Tannen 45,751]

50 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This needs more love.

Gotcha

[Matuka 1,315]

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

This needs more love.

I don’t get it

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

6 minutes ago, Matuka said:

I don’t get it

Grifter Youth ~ Hitler Youth

Clownshirts ~ Brownshirts

The Turd Reich.

[4th&Five 41,606]

 

[atomheartbevo 89,856]

Given that the public testimony starts Wednesday, I expect a whole lot more of this shit, and I fully expect Trump and his proxies to name the person.

[Jive Turkey 12,658]

i fully expect Mike Judge's prophecy to come true during our lifetime.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

 

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Fox News has to put the Trump filter on the impeachment coverage.

Or you know, he gets removed and goes to jail because he's a criminal. 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11,821]

24 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

 

 

 

Lulz.  Nevermind that he was put into the role by the administration after Rudy and Trump forced the previous ambassador out.  

[Lurch 5,932]

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[HenryJames 66,193]

They look...well.

[HenryJames 66,193]

 

[HenryJames 66,193]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,261]

9 hours ago, Lurch said:

Jesus Fucking Christ.
 

Traitors

[atomheartbevo 89,856]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

This tells me they can’t attack their actual testimony, so they are reduced to mocking them over stupid shit that has nothing to do with said testimony.   

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,529]

12 hours ago, Lurch said:

Jesus Fucking Christ.
 

Russia isn’t going to be driving tanks into nyc next week so why worry about them.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

The folks who are attacking the witnesses, specifically Bill Taylor, couldn't carry his jockstrap. It has to hurt to know, deep down, that he can see right through them.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Russia isn’t going to be driving tanks into nyc next week so why worry about them.

Not sure if serious but Soviet tanks in Central Park would perhaps be late in the game to start perceiving Russia as a serious national security threat. 

[Red Five 40,951]

If we had Russian tanks in Central Park, nothing on Fox would change. They would laugh at the stupid libs freaking out about the Russian occupation.

[Jive Turkey 12,658]

5 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

And not one word ever on Trump’s drinking problem. 

 

[GW Hayduke 1,953]

[suddenly shaggy 929]

12 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

And not one word ever on Trump’s drinking problem. 

 

That image cracks me up every time I see it. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,529]

I’ve had elbow problems in the past, and once or twice per year my hands shake when turning a glass to drink it.  Or maybe I have some other condition. Who knows. Point is it’s uncontrollable unless I use my other hand to steady it.  That is what trump is doing.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,261]

10 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’ve had elbow problems in the past, and once or twice per year my hands shake when turning a glass to drink it.  Or maybe I have some other condition. Who knows. Point is it’s uncontrollable unless I use my other hand to steady it.  That is what trump is doing.

Snorting Sudafed probably has a lot to do w/ it.  I imagine controlling hand tremble might be difficult. 

[HenryJames 66,193]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,529]

What a stretch.  Trump can’t be guilty because he’s incapable of successfully executing a crime.  They are really running out of defenses if it comes to that.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,261]

31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I've never hit a woman but if I was in the same room w/ her and had access to a wrought iron skillet...

[HenryJames 66,193]

Hitting a woman isn't in the Constitution.

[Eskimohorn 5,644]

I've never hit a woman but if I was in the same room w/ her and had access to a wrought iron skillet...

Looks like someone beat you to it

[HenryJames 66,193]

Fox Nation Personalities.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,261]

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Fox Nation Personalities.

Their only purpose is to make old, racist people feel not racist.  "I'm not racist, look, two black women agree w/ me!"

[otisdog 365]

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I've never hit a woman but if I was in the same room w/ her and had access to a wrought iron skillet...

Would be a very rare skillet....they're cast.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,050]

Stephen Miller rarely gives interviews, but I would love to see Diamond, Silk, and Stephen in a Fox News green room prior to Fox & Friends. If I could bribe an intern to lock the door and crank up the thermostat and cut the wifi, Fox might actually be entertaining for awhile.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Abortion being illegal isn’t in the constitution.

Nor prostitution. Nor heroin.

The ledge is gonna be lit, boys.

[Dnaguy 12,128]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

“Attempted murder. Now honestly what is that? Can you win a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?”

― Sideshow Bob

[Underdog 28,808]

On 11/14/2019 at 9:12 AM, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Russia isn’t going to be driving tanks into nyc next week so why worry about them.

 

Good luck for them going through the Lincoln tunnel or crossing the GW Bridge, New Yorkers ain't got time for that shit. 

[Underdog 28,808]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Stephen Miller rarely gives interviews, but I would love to see Diamond, Silk, and Stephen in a Fox News green room prior to Fox & Friends. If I could bribe an intern to lock the door and crank up the thermostat and cut the wifi, Fox might actually be entertaining for awhile.

Throw in a bowl of M&ms w/out the brown ones... whooo doggy.