How Fox News works

[tx 3 putt 77,158]

 

[tx 3 putt 77,158]

Shut up you dumb cunt 

 

[4th&Five 41,565]

She hooked up with Puck. All her opinions are shit, obviously. 

[tx 3 putt 77,158]

[hornmpa96 2,619]

But did he call them “suckers” and “losers” and fail to show up because the rain would mess up his hair?

Thats how you President!

[Pancho 44,861]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28,791]

Arbitrary, pulled from ass. 

[HenryJames 66,133]

'Space'

[Js1 85,443]

On 6/5/2024 at 12:21 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

Is Watters implying that only black people could be a jury of Hunter’s peers bc they also carry guns, do coke and have huge dicks? 

[BrickHorn 18,249]

12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Tbh, it’s a miracle they didn’t spell it “Nucular.”

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,515]

13 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

ChatGPT - here are analytic results that I want. Create me some evidence. Feel free to play it loose with the facts from sketchy sources including Twitter accounts with single digit follower counts.

Edited June 8 by Nice Guy Eddie

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

'Space'

Yeah, I noticed that.  Even 'Nuclear' is vague.  Do they mean our Nuclear Warhead Arsenal because that's not DoD, that's DoE.   And how much does it cost to type "Force" after "Space?"  I think their graphics team put in about much effort as the researchers did.  Other shocker is that 'Space' didn't rank higher, since Trump invented 'Space.'  Space is yuge.  Some say even bigger than Trump Tower.  

[HenryJames 66,133]

It’s a chart by your Fox News uncle specifying how woke he thinks each branch is.

[elfenix 34,329]

obviously drawn in crayon by a marine before his dinner. 

[Red Five 40,875]

Yeah fuck you Air Force!

Wait did they factor in football?

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So you're saying there's literally a factor in their report called 'Space Football'?  Is Bugs Bunny in it?  

There is 'Nuclear Football' and we let a guy keep it in his bathroom for awhile.  

Edited June 8 by YGIFS

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

Given that any one of our nuke subs could end the world, what exactly does it take to be a strong navy?

[atomheartbevo 89,738]

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

obviously drawn in crayon by a marine before his dinner. 

It had to have been drawn before dinner because that crayon was nonexistent after dinner. 

[atomheartbevo 89,738]

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Arbitrary, pulled from ass. 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Given that any one of our nuke subs could end the world, what exactly does it take to be a strong navy?

They can argue about this or that branch but at the end of the day we have over 3,000 nuclear weapons and we have the ability to deliver a Burger King to any combat theater in the world.  We aren’t hurting. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,909]

The question is, which would do more damage to our enemy - 3,000 nukes, or one Burger King?

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It had to have been drawn before dinner because that crayon was nonexistent after dinner. 

What the hell is that stuck in your nose LCpl Johnson? Is that...is that a Crayola?  Dammit, somebody call a Corpsman.  

Here's the link to the executive summary: 

https://www.heritage.org/military-strength/assessment-us-military-power/conclusion#:~:text=In the aggregate%2C America's overall,strength is therefore not sufficient

It's basically just a long way of saying "Biden is under-funding out military!"  It does a decent job of listing out current fleets, fixed wing assets, etc.  But says how many more we need, but it doesn't really say we need them just that we have to spend more money to get them for reasons unknown.  If this had come from Rand or AEI or a handful of others, I'd take it a lot more seriously.  But considering one of the co-authors focus at Heritage is pro-life legislation, I'm not sure how much weight this should carry.  What with all the 'Space Nuclear' issues going on right now...

[NAVY 6,747]

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Given that any one of our nuke subs could end the world, what exactly does it take to be a strong navy?

Well, first you make a roux 

[Js1 85,443]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What the hell is that stuck in your nose LCpl Johnson? Is that...is that a Crayola?  Dammit, somebody call a Corpsman.  

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

2 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Given that any one of our nuke subs could end the world, what exactly does it take to be a strong navy?

Gettng half your Black Sea fleet sunk by a country with no boats? 

[WhatTheBuck 28,791]

4 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Given that any one of our nuke subs could end the world, what exactly does it take to be a strong navy?

Apparently having five times as many aircraft carriers as Russia and China combined doesn’t qualify. 

[David Dennison 18,938]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

The question is, which would do more damage to our enemy - 3,000 nukes, or one Burger King?

[Underdog 28,744]

We’re not bad mouthing Burger King in here now are we? 

[Brisketexan 105,161]

We’re not bad mouthing Burger King in here now are we? 

Home of the motherfuckin’ Whopper, bitches.

[Underdog 28,744]

 

[SKJ 1,311]

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

We’re not bad mouthing Burger King in here now are we? 

 

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Home of the motherfuckin’ Whopper, bitches.

Trash

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

10 hours ago, David Dennison said:

This is still one of my biggest proof points that we live in a simulation. This photo should only be AI generated, yet it was “real”. 

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

We’re not bad mouthing Burger King in here now are we? 

Fuck right off with Burger King. What is this?  Amateur hour?

[RPM 26,326]

I'll take BK over McD any day of the week. That does not mean there aren't better options available.

[safe sex 11,737]

Does BK have Hi-C orange cooler? No? Then the choice is p obvious

[elfenix 34,329]

BK?

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,877]

BK still exists? Why?

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

BK?

 

I mean, that is literally on their ad campaign. 

[Underdog 28,744]

A few Commies have graced us with their shitty opinions on this thread.  

[YGIFS 19,452]

4 hours ago, elfenix said:

BK?

 

Well of course, he wouldn't support BK.  He gets paid to do the drywall for that new McDonald's up in Las Colinas.  You don't bite the hand that feeds you.  Unless it's with two chicks at the same time. 

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Well of course, he wouldn't support BK.  He gets paid to do the drywall for that new McDonald's up in Las Colinas.  You don't bite the hand that feeds you.  Unless it's with two chicks at the same time. 

I worked for a month in Las Colinas and every day on my drive in I would run through that scene in my mind. 

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Mike Judge went to a lot of trouble to make most of the movie look like "generic industrial park/chain restaurant/typical apartment complex, USA"  We all recognize some of the filming locations because we know Austin and Dallas, but to most viewers...it could be anywhere.  But when Lawrence says "Las Colinas", my first thought was "Man, he's getting awfully drunk for a guy who's gotta make a 3-4 hour drive in the morning to do 9 hours of manual labor and then drive 3-4 hours back."  

Csb/ A girl I dated lived in those apartments off Metric (can't recall the name).  I came over one day and she swore the dude already there was just offering her some magazine subscriptions.  But I had my suspicions.  

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

The 7up guy dug her out?

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Yeah, he gave a different name and pretended he was a crackhead.  None of his story checked out.  Which I think is why he made an ideal fact-checker at FoxNews years later.  

[Underdog 28,744]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Csb/ A girl I dated lived in those apartments off Metric (can't recall the name).  I came over one day and she swore the dude already there was just offering her some magazine subscriptions.  But I had my suspicions.  

She say he’s just a friend?

[Pods 7,586]

On 6/8/2024 at 10:33 AM, atomheartbevo said:

They can argue about this or that branch but at the end of the day we have over 3,000 nuclear weapons and we have the ability to deliver a Burger King to any combat theater in the world.  We aren’t hurting. 

Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals talk ability to drop a Burger King into combat theater. 

 

[atomheartbevo 89,738]

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Mike Judge went to a lot of trouble to make most of the movie look like "generic industrial park/chain restaurant/typical apartment complex, USA"  We all recognize some of the filming locations because we know Austin and Dallas,

I remember them blocking off the street in front of where I worked for one scene, and making a temporary sidewalk.  Still chuckle when I see it.

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

She say he’s just a friend?

[atomheartbevo 89,738]

2 minutes ago, Pods said:

Amateurs talk strategy. Professionals talk ability to drop a Burger King into combat theater. 

[StassneyHorn 6,620]

Value menu Burger King and Taco Bell is how I survived west campus 2008-2010

[TexasEd 8,067]

On 6/9/2024 at 2:03 PM, YGIFS said:

Csb/ A girl I dated lived in those apartments off Metric (can't recall the name).  I came over one day and she swore the dude already there was just offering her some magazine subscriptions.  But I had my suspicions.  

Maybe she wanted two dudes at the same time.  Watch your cornhole.

 

[Biff Tannen 45,692]

This could go here or the immigration thread. The local Austin Fox affiliate has been hammering immigration since the Biden admin order. They usually steer clear of hot button political topics, but someone up on high seems to have made them focus on it. “ITS NOT WORKING!!!1!!”

Yeah, it’s been like a couple of weeks. Maybe it’s not a magic pill?  Or maybe the republicans shouldn’t have blocked an actual bipartisan bill that maybe would have worked better?

When it gets to the local media like this, people who don’t normally pay attention start to hear it. And it could very well affect their vote. 

Edited June 11 by Biff Tannen