How Fox News works

[WhatTheBuck 28,711]

2 hours ago, Stilicho said:

Jesse Watters has the looks of a televangelist child predator, but the inclinations of a racist serial killer.

Total package.

Sort of shocked he hasn't been shuffled into Tucker's spot as the nation's newest, lowest common denominator.

Sounds like he’s auditioning for it. 

[tx 3 putt 76,368]

On 5/3/2023 at 2:40 PM, Stilicho said:

Jesse Watters has the looks of a televangelist child predator, but the inclinations of a racist serial killer.

Total package.

Sort of shocked he hasn't been shuffled into Tucker's spot as the nation's newest, lowest common denominator.

 

 

[safe sex 11,678]

Watters is the dude whose mom would write/call in to his show every now and then and criticize him/call him stupid, yeah?

[Born to Run 6,567]

I'm pretty sure that you could convince a good number of GQPs of that and then sit back and watch them advocate for deporting mentally ill veterans to Mexico.

Like thier hero, they only like Veterans who are winners, and like to shoot shit on the weekend. Not pussy losers that got blowed up.

[Horn Dog 9,672]

On 5/3/2023 at 3:53 PM, royiv said:

I'm pretty sure that you could convince a good number of GQPs of that and then sit back and watch them advocate for deporting mentally ill veterans to Mexico.

I am also pretty sure that it would be fairly easy to convince a good number of GQP to support a law to deport low IQ individuals who are a net financial drain on this country, and sit back and watch 2/3 of GQP get deported.

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[The Dog 43,803]

 

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1 minute ago, The Dog said:

 

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They’re sooooooo fucked 

 

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[Gatorubet 30,097]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

And so, after this show is over, I plan to have a career where I work on being respected as a legitimate journalist, but nobody else ever cares.

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

And so, after this show is over, I plan to have a career where I work on being respected as a legitimate journalist, but nobody else ever cares.

I still remember watching that fucking show.  Amazed he had a career after that.

[Underdog 28,455]

[Chooky 13,302]

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Uh oh. Did they mash the stash? 

[BevoAbyss 2,057]

It's doesn't matter what's true or false for anything. There is no reasoning with religious/fascist/conspiratorial fanatics. 

For MAGA, GOP, Q, Fox, Newsmaxx (etc.) the short term goals are paranoia, hysteria, witch hunts, mass idiocy, mass shootings, massive conspiracies, random acts of violence, and endless intellectual attacks on reality.

— All accompanied by attacks on rights coming from all directions, against women, trans, immigrants, people of color, doctors, scientists, nurses, educators, librarians, and many others to come. 

The eventual long-term goal is to convert secular society into a fascist, theocratic, oligarchical state, with celebs, sports stars, and capitalist billionaires as role models to keep everyone believing it is still a fair, free, and sane society. 

Edited May 6, 2023 by BevoAbyss

[WhatTheBuck 28,711]

14 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

And so, after this show is over, I plan to have a career where I work on being respected as a legitimate journalist, but nobody else ever cares.

I watched that shit live. I never could understand why that didn’t end his career. 

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I watched that shit live. I never could understand why that didn’t end his career. 

When people bitch about not getting an hour or two of their lives back, I'm like "motherfuckers, let me find Geraldo Rivera's Al Capone's vaults show on YouTube and I'll show you what not getting two hours of your life back is really about".

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2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I watched that shit live. I never could understand why that didn’t end his career. 

still got a lot of eyeballs. that's all that matters.

[Born to Run 6,567]

still got a lot of eyeballs. that's all that matters.

And he's a Gop Latino friend with family from Puerto Rico which is close enough to Cuba to matter a whole lot to Fox etc. Married 5 times and breeder so that also tracks as the kids say. A little light Jewish connection, and a track record as a non-serious journalist and he's perfect. 5 tool player if you will.

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On 5/5/2023 at 9:53 PM, Gatorubet said:

And so, after this show is over, I plan to have a career where I work on being respected as a legitimate journalist, but nobody else ever cares.

I was in the edge of my seat for this one 

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[Foosters 17,731]

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

"Shut up and *continue to look for someone to hire you to* act"

[Genco 3,038]

Well I hope Chachi finds a home wherever he ends up moving to.

[Horn Dog 9,672]

Well fuck, I had no idea Scott Baio was homeless.  Thoughts and prayers.

[Beau Vine 54,000]

Perhaps he should move back to Milwaukee.  Maybe Fonzie has moved out of the apartment above the Cunningham's garage?

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3 hours ago, Genco said:

Well I hope Chachi finds a home wherever he ends up moving to.

You mean Texas?

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4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

[Brisketexan 104,604]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Scott Baio, accomplishing the impossible: making Erin Moran look like the stable, sane, and well-adjusted member of the "Joanie and Chachi" duo.

Edited May 8, 2023 by Brisketexan

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Wrong thread

Edited May 8, 2023 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Beau Vine 54,000]

This is definitely who you want as your character witness:

 

[bolverk 29,399]

What's the latest on that dick-pic dunderhead's deal with the misappropriating of Mississippi welfare money to fund his daughter's gym?

[Brisketexan 104,604]

What's the latest on that dick-pic dunderhead's deal with the misappropriating of Mississippi welfare money to fund his daughter's gym?

He’s likely to be elected to some high office as a GQP candidate?

[Genco 3,038]

27 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

He’s likely to be elected to some high office as a GQP candidate?

With Mark Chmura in charge of youth voter mobilization for the Favre campaign.

[Foosters 17,731]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

What's the latest on that dick-pic dunderhead's deal with the misappropriating of Mississippi welfare money to fund his daughter's gym?

 

 

[Stilicho 1,397]

28 minutes ago, Genco said:

With Mark Chmura in charge of youth voter mobilization for the Favre campaign.

Holy shit. I forgot all about this fucking guy.

[Biff Tannen 45,494]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is definitely who you want as your character witness:

 

This is the problem. They really believe they are NOT the minority. No matter how clearly they are. They just can’t fathom that everyone doesn’t secretly think exactly like them. 

[Sawbonz 27,427]

On 5/4/2023 at 7:13 PM, safe sex said:

Watters is the dude whose mom would write/call in to his show every now and then and criticize him/call him stupid, yeah?

If she doesn’t she definitely should 

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44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is the problem. They really believe they are NOT the minority. No matter how clearly they are. They just can’t fathom that everyone doesn’t secretly think exactly like them. 

Something..something...Dunning-Kruger...something...they don't know how stupid they are...they are easy to fool but hard to convince that they've been fooled.

[NWBuck 8,547]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This is definitely who you want as your character witness:

 

Counterpoint:

 

[Underdog 28,455]

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Scott Baio, accomplishing the impossible: making Erin Moran look like the stable, sane, and well-adjusted member of the "Joanie and Chachi" duo.

Too soon, bro.  RIP, Shortcake. 

[The Dog 43,803]

there's so much going on today that I'm having a hard time keeping up.

[Gil Bang 25,897]

14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

there's so much going on today that I'm having a hard time keeping up.

I'm not having a hard time keeping "it" up, if you catch my drift.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Gil Bang

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33,843]

gross

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On 5/15/2023 at 8:02 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

Narrator:  The birthday Roger Ailes was celebrating was, in fact, not happy or heavenly ........

 

 

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

When you consider Laura Ingraham, you realize Fox really has a large stable of hosts.  I mean, you offer the carrot and use the stick.  she's really jockeying for a better slot from which to start.  She'll surprise you in the final segment after the last turn and really cause an upset.