How Fox News works

[Born to Run 6597]

What the hell does “revved up like a deuce” mean anyway?

Duece Coupe

It's a car.

[WhatTheBuck 28896]

3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Duece Coupe

It's a car.

You don't know what I got. 

[HenryJames 67022]

 

[Post Oak 20529]

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

I can think of a place where i would've preferred Iran to aim their missiles

 

[UTCzech III 2931]

15 hours ago, Born to Run said:

17 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Got me singing some "Blinded by the Light". Crenshaw is definitely wrapped up like a "douche"

*Revved up like a duece.

Username checks out.

[Biff Tannen 46016]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Yeah, this is normal.  Nothing to worry about.

[Lagunamadre 1975]

4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

What a terrible cunt. 

[Gil Bang 26169]

2 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

What a terrible cunt. 

nailed it

[4th&Five 41868]

 

[Biff Tannen 46016]

So Mike is gonna vote to remove him right?  Or at least stop voting in lockstep with the dotard?

 

 

 

Yeah, I couldn't get through that with a straight face.  This outrage will last all of 24 hours at most.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

So Mike is gonna vote to remove him right?  Or at least stop voting in lockstep with the dotard?

 

 

 

Yeah, I couldn't get through that with a straight face.  This outrage will last all of 24 hours at most.

Utah senators have the most room to move given their population isn't in love with DOTUS.   Utah gimme two might happen.

[HenryJames 67022]

 

[atomheartbevo 90464]

16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Never forget, he’s a chaplain in the US Air Force Reserve.  

[Red Five 41541]

Raise your hand if you've seen any democrats mourning Soleimani. 

[elfenix 34626]

is this like the old 'where do they bury the survivors' joke?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Biff Tannen 46016]

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The mass hysteria part is right.  Dogs and cats living together.  I hope we all get killed by a giant marshmallow man.

[staboner 5065]

wow, even this is some next level shit from Fox

can't even fathom what they would do in a real crisis, war, or other disaster

2020 ya'll. fucking november is going to be a joke. not sure what i will do till then

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13608]

 

“I was really being tough and so was he. And we would go back and forth. And then we fell in love, ok? No really. He wrote me beautiful letters. And they’re great letters. And then we fell in love.”

- Donald Trump, President of The United States

"He’s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren’t captured.”

-Donald Trump, before Gary Johnson voters made him President of The United States

 

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Mo Horn 8933]

Fuck the Constitution. 

[miguelito 11424]

Wednesday Addams has REALLY let herself go.

[Mo Horn 8933]

9 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck the Constitution. 

I know it's bad form to quote your own post, but this response to that tweet was just too good. 

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The Huckabees have long preferred the King James translation of the constitution.

 

[Biff Tannen 46016]

There's something wrong with her face.

[elfenix 34626]

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

There's something wrong with her face.

she's pinocchio, but instead of lies making her nose longer, it's making the one eye slide further down her face. 

[elfenix 34626]

“It’s un-American,” Lee said. “It’s unconstitutional and it’s wrong.”

That left Dobbs seething. He said Lee had a “snit fit,” and compared him to Benedict Arnold

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lou-dobbs-mike-lee-benedict-arnold-100712098.html

[SaucyJack 3516]

56 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Fuck the Constitution. 

GD......spoiler that, before you summon Vic. 

[Biff Tannen 46016]

Here's a question I have.  CNN has stuff other than news.  Anthony Bourdain, documentaries about culture (movies, music, the decades, etc), and various other human interest programs.  Does Fox have ANYTHING like that?  Or is it just 24/7 old person propaganda?  I can't imagine their demographic is much interested in anything other than yelling at clouds.

[atomheartbevo 90464]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Here's a question I have.  CNN has stuff other than news.  Anthony Bourdain, documentaries about culture (movies, music, the decades, etc), and various other human interest programs.  Does Fox have ANYTHING like that?  Or is it just 24/7 old person propaganda?  I can't imagine their demographic is much interested in anything other than yelling at clouds.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Biff Tannen 46016]

You know what you have to do now right?  BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

[Js1 86737]

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

And she is interviewing the President tonight on her show. I try very hard not to wish ill on others, etc, but that Fox creator Murdoch will be joining Ailes in hell.

[pyrohornIII 4844]

On 1/9/2020 at 11:17 AM, Mo Horn said:

I know it's bad form to quote your own post, but this response to that tweet was just too good. 

 

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The Huckabees have long preferred the King Donald John translation of the constitution.

FIFY

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34069]

Ding Dongdino!

[Biff Tannen 46016]

Great No Fear reference.  Showing his age though.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Meanwhile......

[WhatTheBuck 28896]

Obama should've worn a pink suit. 

[Underdog 29053]

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Meanwhile......

 

Does it make me gay that I'd bang the dude in the green dress? 

[HenryJames 67022]

 

[SmokeyTheBear 5569]

On 1/9/2020 at 12:40 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Here's a question I have.  CNN has stuff other than news.  Anthony Bourdain, documentaries about culture (movies, music, the decades, etc), and various other human interest programs.  Does Fox have ANYTHING like that?  Or is it just 24/7 old person propaganda?  I can't imagine their demographic is much interested in anything other than yelling at clouds.

You haven't watched the cooking shows on Fox Nation?! 

 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

Isn't it supposed to (besides sell product) personalize them (the anchors)? Do they have a home improvement show? If one could get a mole in their organization, a table saw meeting up with Tucker Carlson presents a window of opportunity that would be worth any subsequent incarceration.

[Js1 86737]

A moment of clarity? 

 

[atomheartbevo 90464]

McSally is panicking.   She should be able to easily win in a state that has a huge Air Force and retired military presence.  She loses this fall, she’s finished in politics.  

[Judge Roybeanbag 11855]

Siap but Disney is cleansing its acquired assets of the word “Fox” to disassociate itself from the brand.  Not for legal reasons, but because of the negative connotation, according to management.   I find that satisfying, personally.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Literally under his name when he spewed this horseshit.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13650]

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Literally under his name when he spewed this horseshit.

 

Does anyone really think Eric was ever in business? Maybe he attends meetings and shows up for photos but I can’t see him being involved in strategy or even actual work.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

It's not a business, it's The Family. They have different rules.

[Catdaddyhorn 3461]

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