How Fox News works

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Lord have mercy. How true this is:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Feels good to be appreciated 

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Multi-million dollar trust fund victim. Boo Hoo Tucker. Boo Hoo.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Just so we’re all on the same page -

25,000 retail stores > 100,000 lives

[yoladu 4066]

On 6/7/2020 at 3:08 PM, Dnaguy said:

I don’t remember her being so busty....

She got skinny in the early 00s, in the worst way possible.

[Serak The Preparer 3424]

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Just so we’re all on the same page -

25,000 retail stores > 100,000 lives

 

And gosh, retail stores were KILLING IT before COVID-19 and shutdowns. I have all my stock in JC Penny and Sears and am doing just fine...

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

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On 6/7/2020 at 1:22 AM, henrygandorf said:

so what do we think about rbi and its plural version?

 

 

 

rsbi, imo

[Biff Tannen 45491]

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I used to think the Rs wanted to go back to the 50s.  Didn't realize it was the 1850s.

[Underdog 28443]

On 6/9/2020 at 8:36 AM, HenryJames said:

 

LOL. 

 

Fox hasn't been the same since Herman's Head went off the air. 

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

LOL. 

 

Fox hasn't been the same since Herman's Head went off the air. 

parker lewis can’t lose. 

[Stringer 1436]

On 6/3/2020 at 1:40 PM, longhornmatt said:

He’s probably going to hook up with Tiffany or Kayleigh McEnany or something now.   Maybe Jared isn’t fake alpha MAGA enough for Ivanka? 

Wait, actually he seems like Hope Hicks material.  But I seriously almost guarantee he’s banging some deplorable in Trump world. 

So close:

Ainsley Earhardt

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[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

The collective freak out of the right over [checks notes] Seattle, is some breathtakingly funny shit.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

The reality of Seattle:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

Before liberal ISIS took over, this is what happened:

Edited June 12, 2020 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

10 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Checks notes:

Merriam Webster: AUTONOMOUS--existing or capable of existing independently, undertaken or carried on without outside control. FREEDOM--The quality or state of being free, such as: the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action, unrestricted use. LIBERTY--the quality or state of being free.the positive enjoyment of various social, political, or economic rights and privileges.

 

Someone please tell Dan Patrick he is shit for education and Texas.

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On 6/8/2020 at 8:20 AM, mdmost said:

Sorry Antifa, Defund The Police will be replacing you as the new Fox News tactic to scare old white people. 

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[Post Oak 20182]

32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

And to think I used to want to fuck Lara Logan.

I still do but I used to too.

[Lurch 5921]

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
― Mitch Hedberg

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/13/media/seattle-fox-news-autonomous-zone-protest/index.html

Fox News published digitally altered and misleading images on its website's homepage Friday that made a demonstration in Seattle, in which a group of largely peaceful Black Lives Matter protesters have occupied six city blocks, appear violent and dangerous.

 

The deceitful tactic was called out by The Seattle Times. The local newspaper reported that when it asked Fox News about the images, the network removed them.

 

 

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[Gil Bang 25894]

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/06/scoop-sean-hannity-and-ainsley-earhardt-are-the-first-couple-of-fox

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20342]

Just searched Fox News for any mention of Trump's physical problems at West Point ---- the water, the inability to go down the stairs, the breathing  etc... ---- nothing.  Here's the only article I could find:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-west-point-graduates-america

[henrygandorf 29174]

lots of talk of “dem run cities”. are any big cities run by r’s?  seems like most of the bigger cities have dem mayors. 

[Hookah Horns 3072]

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

lots of talk of “dem run cities”. are any big cities run by r’s?  seems like most of the bigger cities have dem mayors. 

Fort Worth and OKC are the only cities I can think of. 

Edited June 15, 2020 by Hookah Horns

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Fox News Confuses Monty Python Line Quoted By Reddit With Seattle CHAZ Report

Fox News confused a social media post quoting a line from the film Monty Python & The Holy Grail with a report about in-fighting in the Seattle Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ).

On Friday, Fox’s Martha MacCallum reported on the network’s show The Story that there was evidence of problems between the leaders of the Seattle protest camp.The CHAZ is a six-block area in Seattle where Black Lives Matter protesters have taken over.

MacCallum’s report showed an image of a Reddit post that was headlined, “I didn’t vote for Raz.” Fox apparently thought it was a reference to Raz Simone, a rapper who has been identified as an unofficial leader of the CHAZ.

Accompanying the image was the suggestion that “infighting among some of the occupiers and some signs of rebellion against Raz Simone.”

Unfortunately, the post was not a reference to the CHAZ, but was a quote from the 1975 comedy film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

In the film, Terry Jones and Michael Palin say they are members of ‘an autonomous collective.’

‘We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune,’ says Palin’s character.

Fox and MacCallum also did not report on the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

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On 6/13/2020 at 5:17 PM, Gil Bang said:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/06/scoop-sean-hannity-and-ainsley-earhardt-are-the-first-couple-of-fox

talk about hate fucking

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[HenryJames 65884]

I like Wokadishu.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13545]

Yemen and Women! Two shitty things that need to be bombed, ammirite?

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[Hookah Horns 3072]

41 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

The last one isn't bad. 

[WBT 20411]

I like Anar-Kyrgyzstan.  It would be lost on my HS world geography teacher/freshman football coach though.  He pronounced it Crickistan for some reason.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

 

[4th&Five 41457]

Lulz. Around the Salvation Army in dt Austin is worse. Send in the military!!! 

Edited June 17, 2020 by 4th&Five

[HenryJames 65884]

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13545]

Normally I'm more wary of a guy with an AR-15 at an Open Carry Rally than a guy in a unicorn onesie, but the slo-mo and horror film soundtrack makes a compelling argument.

[HenryJames 65884]

1 minute ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

but the slo-mo and horror film soundtrack makes a compelling argument.

[DDD Dad 14243]

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

If he's going to be relying on that bullshit defense, they should require him to include that ("Tucker has no obligation to investigate the truth of any matters that he discusses.  You should not expect him to report facts.") prominently during the first couple of minutes of every show.

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[DigglerontheHoof 21044]

5 hours ago, LABEVO said:

 

Hahaha, awesome.  Would like to have seen the blond cunt's reply, though. 

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2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

PREPARED TO FEEL AWKWARD 

 

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