2019 MLB thread

[TexArcher 39,074]

Jesus Christ, Vlad.

[henrygandorf 29,228]

good lord.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

oh man, vlad putting on a show (i think, the split screen is garbage)!

As is the juiced ball

[GSU&UT 1,799]

That kid is thick.

[UTexasFight 9,819]

uh, this split screen sucks.

They have no choice when the pitchers aren’t following the rules and waiting until the ball lands before releasing the next pitch

[hookem48 4,857]

ok, these balls aren't even close to landing before the next pitch

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Chapman’s dad is fucking him with these pitches. Not that it would matter 

Edited July 9, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[hookem48 4,857]

Chapman's pitcher is killing him

[TexArcher 39,074]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

As is the juiced ball

Next year: the baseballs are regulation size but they're golf balls with seams and the players get aluminum bats and they're allowed one HGH injection per round.  Bonus for every person killed in the parking lot by a batted ball.

[GSU&UT 1,799]

Acuña!!

[BigOrange1 6,611]

was awesome watching him go to all fields.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Gotdam, ESPN, outsource to Univision if you don't have a translator chick smaller than that whale.

[SurlyBDR 23,175]

So this Guerrero Jr guy seems like he's alright. 

 

Good fucking gawd this kid is making it rain home runs 

[mdmost 44,078]

Christ, Vlad Jr is killing the ball. 

[BigOrange1 6,611]

damn!

[elfenix 34,754]

vlad jr is a bad man

[InkaUtexas 26,920]

Yes he is. 21 years old right? 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

So is Joc's pitcher working for a charity, or is he an Ebel without a cause?

Edited July 9, 2019 by clapclapclap
With an Ebel yell, he threw more, more, more

[Surly Bevo 25,759]

Ain't over yet...

[mdmost 44,078]

Pederson doing pretty well too. 

[elfenix 34,754]

this is much closer than i would have thought 2 minutes ago

Edited July 9, 2019 by elfenix

[BigOrange1 6,611]

holy sit, joc may do this.

[elfenix 34,754]

wow

[hookem48 4,857]

not using bouncy balls

[BigOrange1 6,611]

boom!

[InkaUtexas 26,920]

holy Shit.... Vlad was right... he needed 30 

[elfenix 34,754]

30!!!!

Edited July 9, 2019 by elfenix
or not?

[BigOrange1 6,611]

how the fuck can they fuck up the score?

[hookem48 4,857]

Pederson's screwed, not enough rest coming

[TheStoicPaisano 9,953]

Marcus Stroman is out here in a $1.99 wave cap. Probably has a Black and Mild blunt and Hennessy ready for later.

[hookem48 4,857]

fucking cheating like a mother, balls barely out of the infield and throwing again

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

so did Joc get 30 or 29?

[BigOrange1 6,611]

haha, ok this is cool

[Surly Bevo 25,759]

SWING OFF!!!!!

[Smax 3,800]

this is great

[elfenix 34,754]

WOW!

[mdmost 44,078]

Ha ha. This is great!

[BigOrange1 6,611]

lmao

[Surly Bevo 25,759]

SWING OFF PART DEUX!!!

[Mez2 4,048]

This is fucking awesome

[Mez2 4,048]

Swing off part 2: Electric boogaloo 

[BigOrange1 6,611]

ahhhh, man.

[TexArcher 39,074]

Okay, that was cool.

[Helobious 9,823]

Derby had been pretty dull until that. That was badass.

This fat chick is butchering the fuck out of the translations btw.

[mdmost 44,078]

And here he is, having the time of his life!

[InkaUtexas 26,920]

yeah, damn cool. 

 

[GSU&UT 1,799]

 

Edited July 9, 2019 by GSU&UT

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Bloom, there it is

[hookem48 4,857]

Holey Moley may be the worst television show ever

[Smax 3,800]

wtf is on the back of pedersons neck