2019 MLB thread

[TexArcher 37508]

Jesus Christ, Vlad.

[henrygandorf 29174]

good lord.

[UTexasFight 9376]

oh man, vlad putting on a show (i think, the split screen is garbage)!

As is the juiced ball

[GSU&UT 1798]

That kid is thick.

[UTexasFight 9376]

uh, this split screen sucks.

They have no choice when the pitchers aren’t following the rules and waiting until the ball lands before releasing the next pitch

[hookem48 4631]

ok, these balls aren't even close to landing before the next pitch

[youdunnf'dup 2147]

Chapman’s dad is fucking him with these pitches. Not that it would matter 

Edited July 9, 2019 by youdunnf'dup

[hookem48 4631]

Chapman's pitcher is killing him

[TexArcher 37508]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

As is the juiced ball

Next year: the baseballs are regulation size but they're golf balls with seams and the players get aluminum bats and they're allowed one HGH injection per round.  Bonus for every person killed in the parking lot by a batted ball.

[GSU&UT 1798]

Acuña!!

[BigOrange1 6422]

was awesome watching him go to all fields.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Gotdam, ESPN, outsource to Univision if you don't have a translator chick smaller than that whale.

[SurlyBDR 22644]

So this Guerrero Jr guy seems like he's alright. 

 

Good fucking gawd this kid is making it rain home runs 

[mdmost 42843]

Christ, Vlad Jr is killing the ball. 

[BigOrange1 6422]

damn!

[elfenix 34171]

vlad jr is a bad man

[InkaUtexas 25496]

Yes he is. 21 years old right? 

[clapclapclap 9000]

So is Joc's pitcher working for a charity, or is he an Ebel without a cause?

Edited July 9, 2019 by clapclapclap
With an Ebel yell, he threw more, more, more

[Surly Bevo 24695]

Ain't over yet...

[mdmost 42843]

Pederson doing pretty well too. 

[elfenix 34171]

this is much closer than i would have thought 2 minutes ago

Edited July 9, 2019 by elfenix

[BigOrange1 6422]

holy sit, joc may do this.

[elfenix 34171]

wow

[hookem48 4631]

not using bouncy balls

[BigOrange1 6422]

boom!

[InkaUtexas 25496]

holy Shit.... Vlad was right... he needed 30 

[elfenix 34171]

30!!!!

Edited July 9, 2019 by elfenix
or not?

[BigOrange1 6422]

how the fuck can they fuck up the score?

[hookem48 4631]

Pederson's screwed, not enough rest coming

[TheStoicPaisano 9904]

Marcus Stroman is out here in a $1.99 wave cap. Probably has a Black and Mild blunt and Hennessy ready for later.

[hookem48 4631]

fucking cheating like a mother, balls barely out of the infield and throwing again

[UTEX_ME 4754]

so did Joc get 30 or 29?

[BigOrange1 6422]

haha, ok this is cool

[Surly Bevo 24695]

SWING OFF!!!!!

[Smax 3800]

this is great

[elfenix 34171]

WOW!

[mdmost 42843]

Ha ha. This is great!

[BigOrange1 6422]

lmao

[Surly Bevo 24695]

SWING OFF PART DEUX!!!

[Mez2 4021]

This is fucking awesome

[Mez2 4021]

Swing off part 2: Electric boogaloo 

[BigOrange1 6422]

ahhhh, man.

[TexArcher 37508]

Okay, that was cool.

[Helobious 9480]

Derby had been pretty dull until that. That was badass.

This fat chick is butchering the fuck out of the translations btw.

[mdmost 42843]

And here he is, having the time of his life!

[InkaUtexas 25496]

yeah, damn cool. 

 

[GSU&UT 1798]

 

Edited July 9, 2019 by GSU&UT

[clapclapclap 9000]

Bloom, there it is

[hookem48 4631]

Holey Moley may be the worst television show ever

[Smax 3800]

wtf is on the back of pedersons neck