In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary......... come again

[BERT 4381]

We've lost, Goergous George 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Five minutes Turkish.

[BERT 4381]

It was 2min 5min ago

[Biff Tannen 45738]

Don't worry about the dog.

 

I'm not.

[swTXSU 18]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[Carl Spackler 3504]

Periwinkle blue . . .

[Grandioso 2592]

I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?

[Neonmoon 38130]

No thank you Turkish, I’m sweet enough 

[Carl Spackler 3504]

What's in the car?

Seats and a steering wheel.

[trubbaman 36]

You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

[Deej 76920]

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. 

[Lou 264]

 Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

[Dark Horse 2291]

And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now fuck off!

[dcbc 14509]

Gongetacaravanfermeemah.

[Incredulity 11683]

Before Ze Germans get here.

[TexArcher 38066]

Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck.

[BERT 4381]

Sneaky fuckin Russian 

[Incredulity 11683]

10 hours ago, BERT said:

We've lost, Goergous George 

its not as if he’s inconfuckinspisuous, now is it?

Edited March 30, 2018 by Incredulity

[BlueGreySky 1032]

It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fucking peanuts, is it?

[Quagmire 2147]

Why the fuck would I want a caravan that’s got no fucking wheels

[Biff Tannen 45738]

Do ya like dags?

[Trey3216 15356]

I thought you told me you got us a getaway driver.  Well what the fuck is he gonna get away from

 

Edited March 30, 2018 by Trey3216

[Viper 12112]

Proper fucked?

[Trey3216 15356]

Alright fuck it, I’ll do ya fight for free 

[Big_kat 334]

Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.

[BERT 4381]

This is the back entrance

Oh really? I thought it was the front

[oSuJeff97 3435]

The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.

[Trey3216 15356]

Put a lead on her Turkish, before she gets bitten.  Now ya don't wanna get bitten now, do ya sweetheart

[Noah Fence 480]

I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...

[Viper 12112]

Are you Turkish?

[RCRanger03 1049]

Do you like dags?

[lateshow 1307]

Don't worry about Tyrone, he's a natural.

A natural fuckin idiot.

[lateshow 1307]

Feed 'em to the pigs Errol. 

[lateshow 1307]

17 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Before Ze Germans get here.

Is that a pistol in your trousers Tommy?

[Buzzrock 14941]

Let's not stand on ceremony mate, let's start the show.

[Trey3216 15356]

2 hours ago, lateshow said:

Is that a pistol in your trousers Tommy?

Or are ya just happy to see me

[Southland 35]

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fuckin Poppins. London!

[BlueGreySky 1032]

Do you have anything to declare? 

Yeah.  Don't go to England.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

All... Bets... Are... Off...    
If all bets are off there can't be any money, can there?

[Duckman 82]

13 hours ago, Viper said:

Proper fucked?

Like ze Germans.

[GottaB 595]

When you put it in reverse, things come from behind you.

[GottaB 595]

Two minutes Turkish.

[GottaB 595]

Open up the Dog Tony

[GottaB 595]

Do you know what nemesis means?

[GottaB 595]

Keep that dog from slobbering on my seats.

It’s a stolen car Maurice.

[Radical Larry 28662]

Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

It's too tight.

Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Edited March 31, 2018 by Radical Larry

[UTCzech III 2907]

You take sugar?

No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

[SpiralOut 1818]

Avi, pull your socks up!

[futureman 22544]

On 3/29/2018 at 5:06 PM, Grandioso said:

I'm driving down the road with your head stuck in my window. What does it look like I'm doin'?

oh I love this track

[RCRanger03 1049]

Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.

This is my go to line, whenever someone complains about something being heavy