Your bed is a car, yeah but it's a sweet fucking car

[Loco 3753]

My roomates are going to get me rims for Christmas

[futureman 22523]

sit on my face

[Loco 3753]

that was not appropriate

[TheStoicPaisano 9923]

New high score, is that bad?

[Zepol87 9191]

Don't drink the tea

[Loco 3753]

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

[Quagmire 2147]

I once gave Charlie Chapman a handjob

[BigDHornfan 6549]

3 hours ago, Quagmire said:

I once gave Charlie Chapman a handjob

Wow, was he silent?

 

I can't believe you came on my Mom!

[Loco 3753]

Don't judge me monkey

[henrygandorf 29194]

do you think that she invented the hand job?

[futureman 22523]

let’s see, you were my, uh... I don’t know, three thousand somethin...

[Whatever 700]

So Barry sucked on his first boobie last night...for 13 hours.

[Whatever 700]

New high score, is that bad?

Did I break it?

[Goo Punch 4275]

adiós, turd nuggets 

[kingkoopa6 8377]

Drive monkey drive !

[Goo Punch 4275]

from the NIT the other night:




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[Whatever 700]

I take your testicles and remove them. Through your anus.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Swardsons face when hes called a stupid fucking idiot red shirted ass by Shiloh gets me every time

[wutang75 449]

I love that I’m not alone in my love for this stupid movie. Every time I go somewhere that someone is smoking weed I say “smells like Cypress Hill concert in here”. Can’t be helped.


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[BigDHornfan 6549]

Nice rip Alex!

[henrygandorf 29194]

i already shit my pants this month, so i'm good.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

how did he see me?

[Whatever 700]

I've not see it, but based solely on these quotes I really should.

You really should. And Kevin Nealon, David Spade, the Sandler buddies, Swardson, the dude from Dodgeball that falls in love with the lady in red from Globo Gym, Jonah Hill, Linda cardelini & Doris Roberts. Nealon and Spade's roles are awesome but the whole movie is genius.

Oh yeah, and a Rob Schneider cameo.

[kingkoopa6 8377]

[Neonmoon 38130]

Nick Swardson was amazing in this movie. He peaked in this movie

[futureman 22523]

On 6/13/2019 at 3:50 PM, kingkoopa6 said:

we’ll go to the looney bin together. 

[Loco 3753]

click cluck click ahhhhh

-Dr Shakala

[Loco 3753]

On 6/13/2019 at 8:42 PM, Neonmoon said:

Nick Swardson was amazing in this movie. He peaked in this movie

Dance Dance Revolution - This guys should have been cast 

 

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

On 3/21/2019 at 11:34 AM, futureman said:

let’s see, you were my, uh... I don’t know, three thousand somethin...

I shoulda wore a condom...