Rob Gronkowski retires from football

[SurlyBDR 23,105]

[Not a cat 5,804]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Rank these NFL tight ends for 1) greatness and 2) dominance: Gronkowski, Gates, Gonzalez, Witten, Sharpe, Newsome, Winslow, Ditka, Sanders, Jackie Smith.

Full size Ditka or mini Ditka?

[hookem48 4,808]

for a tight end the guy was a fucking beast blocking

[Horn80 6,313]

Jackie Smith choked and dropped game winner TD in Super Bowl.  Him and Bill Buckner are remembered for their colossal fails when it counted.

[victory88 5,755]

How can anyone not like Gronk.  That guys is living the dream.... winning super bowls, partying in vegas/miami, banging porn stars...
 

 

[Jkwellborn 7,007]

gronk was awesome on and off the field. but he wasnt the same dominating player. he'll be able to really enjoy his retirement with his body in tact

He’s been falling apart for a while. His body is already fucked up.

[Spankytoes 1,748]

18 hours ago, NowThis said:

 a good TE is more valuable than a good WR

Same theory applies to women

[Spankytoes 1,748]

18 hours ago, NowThis said:

 a good TE is more valuable than a good WR

double

Edited March 25, 2019 by Spankytoes

[MAROON 446]

Gronk seems like he would be a fun guy to hang out with for a few days 

[hpslugga 4,096]

20 hours ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Plus they play in a division with 3 incompetent teams, so I’m going to have to see them get dethroned before I start believing that. 

Seriously...they play in the same division as Miami, NYJ and Buffalo. Did anyone actually forget that?

[GotThatFire 166]

Shit. One of my all time favorite players  and I’m not even a Pats fan. Fucking beast. The NFL just got a little less enjoyable for me

[RollLeft 5,088]

Rank these TE in order of biggest whiner; Gronk, Jeremy Shockey, Jermichael Finley, Lovell Pinkney, Kellen Winslow Jr.

[Helobious 9,756]

20 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

that'll just about do it for the Pats. 

O/U on titles for Belichick and Brady from here on out: 0.5

Lol. As long as one of either Brady or Belicheck are there you’d have to be a moron to not pick the Pats to win the super bowl. Only when both are gone will they fall.

[formermav43 4,607]

The Patriots are contenders as long as Belicheck is there. They have reinvented themselves as a team multiple times over the years. Remember when they were a defensive team and Brady threw about 25 TDs a year? Then there was the Moss/Welker era. Then there was a 2 TE base offense built around Gronk and Hernández. On and on and on.

They’ll adapt. They always do.

Edited March 25, 2019 by formermav43

[RPM 26,565]

tl/dr Will he be on MNF now instead of Witten?

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1 hour ago, RPM said:

tl/dr Will he be on MNF now instead of Witten?

It would be like live audio at a frat house...

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Gronk averaged 6.9 tds a season for his career. Lol he’s staying retired. Can’t fuck with that number

[Iceman 2,956]

20 hours ago, RollLeft said:

Rank these TE in order of biggest whiner; Gronk, Jeremy Shockey, Jermichael Finley, Lovell Pinkney, Kellen Winslow Jr.

Gronk is the only guy in that group who even rated double coverage...

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

On 3/24/2019 at 5:18 PM, Michael Knight said:

Gronk hasn't had anything to do with that in 4 years. 

Pretty sure everyone else must have you on ignore, but over the last four years he had 4,118 yards receiving.

K, bye.  Gotta take care of my blocked users list.

[ButtFumble 5,246]

Gronk uses Lombardi Trophy to bunt a baseball and dents it

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1118623021865025536/video/1

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/rob-gronkowski-stunned-his-ex-teammates-by-denting-lombardi-trophy-with-a-baseball/ar-BBW2tV4?OCID=ansmsnnews11

Edited April 18, 2019 by ButtFumble

[Machinator 32,102]

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

Gronk uses Lombardi Trophy to bunt a baseball and dents it

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1118623021865025536/video/1

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/rob-gronkowski-stunned-his-ex-teammates-by-denting-lombardi-trophy-with-a-baseball/ar-BBW2tV4?OCID=ansmsnnews11

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,781]

42 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

Gronk uses Lombardi Trophy to bunt a baseball and dents it

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1118623021865025536/video/1

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/rob-gronkowski-stunned-his-ex-teammates-by-denting-lombardi-trophy-with-a-baseball/ar-BBW2tV4?OCID=ansmsnnews11

 

 

Because of course he did.