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  On 8/2/2019 at 6:21 PM, westexhorn said:

I am convinced that the road to easy $$$ is to create another $9.95 geared at the Aggies.  Early retirement here i come.

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Style the title and ostensible content around the theme of "Hard, hitting, no-nonsense, thinking look at aggy football from a man's man perspective." Then make all the content fantasy pap and suck-up-to-coaches pieces. Moderate all alternate opinion away with condescending notes about "aggy values" and "obvious to those who think rather than buy into BOMC BS." Include a lot of graphics featuring farm animals and poorly closeted gay men. Have premium membership levels with words you are only allowed to post based on your level. Must be at third tier up to get "boot" icon next to your avatar. Include pseudo-military names and iconography in the levels. Have at least one or two full-time "strawman sip" posting staff who use a variety of logins to make us look as foolish as possible by letting the rubes mock "us" and "what whorn fehgs think."

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Posted
  On 8/2/2019 at 6:33 PM, texaslong said:

aggys calling any other fan base delusional is hilarious.

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I've yet to see a reasonable take on a down year for Texas that doesn't also negate their own prospects for success. All we see is "losing their whole defense" posts from them - meanwhile they lose 6 starters on defense and have no depth to replace their rb.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 5:04 PM, SydneyCarton said:

My favorite is the first one. "Texas has struggled to get momentum in the past few classes. Exactly which few classes does he mean? The two top 3 and the 2020 class that we're currently in top 5 for average recruit ranking before a new 5 star signs on today? Those few classes? I mean, seriously, the fucking lies. 

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The tears are going to be delicious when Texas passes them in the next week in the overall rankings as well.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 6:56 PM, texaslong said:

Didn't aggy think 2005 or 2006 was gonna be their year to win the Big 12 and possibly play for a national championship?

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Did you not notice that they won it? Moral victory over us, 29-40 (capping a streak of moral victories which included OU and Tech). By transitive property, they get credit for everything we do subsequently.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 6:56 PM, texaslong said:

Didn't aggy think 2005 or 2006 was gonna be their year to win the Big 12 and possibly play for a national championship?

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Kirk herbstreit famously picked aggy to win the south in 2005, despite there being two one loss teams in the division, one of which returned damn near everybody. 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 6:08 PM, Bevo14 said:

Their assumption that we're about to have a shitty season amuses me the most. Fucktard dreams =/= reality

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yeah but the B12 is easy.  If Texas has a great season, aggs going to talk about how the Horns benefited from a down year in the SEC.  Their excuses are many and all encompassing. 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 8:05 PM, Mdhorn said:

yeah but the B12 is easy.  If Texas has a great season, aggs going to talk about how the Horns benefited from a down year in the SEC.  Their excuses are many and all encompassing. 

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They have decades of experience in making excuses, so they are fairly good at it.

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  On 8/2/2019 at 8:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ve constructed a reality in which a decent team should never lose to any big 12 team other than Oklahoma 

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They’ve basically wiped out their entire football history (which isn’t really anything to be proud of) by moving to the SEC and claiming that’s the only real football played in college. 

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  On 8/2/2019 at 9:01 PM, texaslong said:

They’ve basically wiped out their entire football history (which isn’t really anything to be proud of) by moving to the SEC and claiming that’s the only real football played in college. 

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Yeah, but remember that one time they beat Bama?

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  On 8/2/2019 at 8:08 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ve constructed a reality in which a decent team should never lose to any big 12 team other than Oklahoma 

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What amazingly unlucky timing for aggy. The BDF had been tough as nails but turned to mush the year after they left it. Look how many cakewalk titles their exit cost them.  

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  On 8/2/2019 at 10:24 PM, Gut Wagon said:

What amazingly unlucky timing for aggy. The BDF had been tough as nails but turned to mush the year after they left it. Look how many cakewalk titles their exit cost them.  

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It’s never too late for A&M to claim those titles.

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How are they going to sell losing to Bama, Georgia, LSU, Clemson and at least one, possible two of the Mississippi schools, SC and/or Auburn and not playing in a good bowl game again? It's not rocket science.  Oh yeah, they haven't played yet so they're winning it all yet again.  Please nobody say how it ends and spoil the ending because we haven't seen this play out for decades.  

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  On 8/3/2019 at 9:18 PM, Mdhorn said:

How are they going to sell losing to Bama, Georgia, LSU, Clemson and at least one, possible two of the Mississippi schools, SC and/or Auburn and not playing in a good bowl game again? It's not rocket science.  Oh yeah, they haven't played yet so they're winning it all yet again.  Please nobody say how it ends and spoil the ending because we haven't seen this play out for decades.  

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They could have a 3 win season and 2 days after the season is over it’s like it never happened. Every single year.

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My favorite comment so far is "they've seemed to sort of thrown up the white flag for 2020 and are hitting 2021 hard."  Sorry to break it to you, but we have a better class in 2020 too.  

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Posted
  On 8/3/2019 at 9:03 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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This shit never gets old. Reading these rube reports is always an adventure in cult lunacy. However, lately, with all the new commits we’ve been picking up for both ‘20 & ‘21, it has become especially enjoyable to watch the spin gymnastics as it Is getting more and more difficult for them to camouflage their irrelevance as it pertains to CFB.

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