Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[Schulz2.0 28,828]

9 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Went to Auburn about a decade ago with some friends while we were stationed in Pensacola. I do not like that place. Could be different now though.

I was stopping for the night to get some sleep before driving the rest of the way to Norfolk. My general thought on Mississippi and Alabama is that they're definitely shitholes.

[cafe society 2,842]

54 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I thought it felt like a poor man's Oxford, MS. The AU campus was pleasant, but definitely has a not-the-flagship vibe.

You spent your UG years in Oxford, Tex, but I gotta disagree.  Auburn is a dump.  Oxford is nice.  I'd rather go to Waco than Auburn or Starkville if only because it's a short drive to Austin or DFW.

[texifornia 56,566]

Just now, cafe society said:

You spent your UG years in Oxford, Tex, but I gotta disagree.  Auburn is a dump.  Oxford is nice.  I'd rather go to Waco than Auburn or Starkville if only because it's a short drive to Austin or DFW.

*my brother did. But yeah, Waco does have that going for it.

[cafe society 2,842]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

*my brother did. But yeah, Waco does have that going for it.

I thought you swam for Ole Miss?

 

[Carl Spackler 3,461]

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

lolwut? I've been to Auburn, Alabama, and there is virtually nothing to say about Auburn, Alabama. They can keep Knoxville, we get Morgantown.

(also he's a combo aggy/Tottenham fan, which is just a BRUTAL combination of little brother syndrome, yikes)

One of the more aggy things I've ever read.  

Yay!  We get to travel to nice places to get our shit pushed in!

[Hank_Hill 18,525]

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

I thought you swam for Ole Miss?

 

Username would not quite check out.

[HtownHorn 14,503]

Lubbock/Waco:Big 12::College Station:SEC

Edited August 8, 2020 by HtownHorn

[billfromlaketravis 11,366]

Every Lubbock trip was fun in college. I don’t get the smack talk. 
 

Waco does indeed suck. 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

The aggys are freaking out the season being cancelled, which has brought out the its a flu crowd on 247. It’s scary these people breed. 

[Not a Sock 2,309]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Lubbock/Waco:Big 12::College Station:SEC

No Lubbock is fun as fuck and the Raiders know how to party, Lubbock only sucks if you go there with a massive stick up your ass about it. Waco sucks ass and Baylor folks are boring and stuffy as shit.

Edited August 8, 2020 by Not a Sock

[SydneyCarton 47,933]

Just now, Not a Sock said:

No Lubbock is fun as fuck and the Raiders know how to party, Lubbock only sucks if you go there with a massive stick up your ass about it. Waco sucks ass and Baylor folks are boring and stuffy as shit.

Conflating Lubbock with the female body of Tech and their general level of fun is a mistake. Lubbock smells like literal shit 40% of the time with any wind. 

[Not a Sock 2,309]

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Conflating Lubbock with the female body of Tech and their general level of fun is a mistake. Lubbock smells like literal shit 40% of the time with any wind. 

I grew up ranching so I am immune to the smell of cow shit. I wouldn’t want to live there permanently, but  in the context of a football week end trip Lubbock is a pretty damn good time.

[Hank_Hill 18,525]

Almost got my ass beat sitting in the tech student section in Lubbock. Good times.

[Not a Sock 2,309]

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Almost got my ass beat sitting in the tech student section in Lubbock. Good times.

Was it like the last stand at the Alamo?

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

8 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Was it like the last stand at the Alamo?

You think your talking to @Armybrat?

[Tex Pete 20,190]

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

No Lubbock is fun as fuck and the Raiders know how to party, Lubbock only sucks if you go there with a massive stick up your ass about it. Waco sucks ass and Baylor folks are boring and stuffy as shit.

Lubbock is fun, it’s just a long drive to the middle of nowhere. Waco is a short drive, so no one has to stay there. I’m fine with both. 

From Texas, all SEC road trips are fairly distant. And many of the towns have no redeeming qualities. If that’s what conference teams are measured by, give me UNLV and Tulane. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

Spoiler

Liucci

12:01a, 8/8/20 

Staff

AG

I've seen the reaction and done some more thinking. A couple of quick points to keep in mind:

A&M is 12-4 against the East since joining the SEC.

They're 2-1 against UF and Tennessee.

The Ags are 10-1 against their four East opponents this season.

Everyone - including myself - saw LSU's schedule and the first thought that the Tigers got an insanely easy draw. They did. Thing is, their overall SEC schedule is virtually the same as A&M's except they play Missouri while the Aggies draw Tennessee. In a ten-game slate, the only difference is Mizzou/Tennessee. The Vols should be better but let's not get it twisted, the gap between UT and Mizzou isn't some sort of cavernous divide here. nor is Kentucky and Tennessee if you were hoping to see the Ags draw the Wildcats instead.

Yes, the SEC absolutely did LSU, Bama and Georgia a big favor with the added games and I think you're kidding yourself if you don't think that was by design. This is a completely unforeseen and unprecedented season in which EVERY team in EVERY other league has a tremendous advantage in terms of piling up a gaudy overall record and presenting the optic that they're better than teams beating each other up in the Southeastern Conference. The league wants someone to come out of this thing unbeaten and would love to see two or three teams appear to be the class of the conference and set the stage for that to happen on Friday.

Still, I don't think the Aggies necessarily got hosed here. Did they get a tough draw? Sure. But it's more about it being in comparison to how much tougher the new schedule is than their 'would have been' 12-game slate. At the end of the day, they don't play the projected best team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and they do play the projected worst team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and also play a South Carolina squad coming off of a 4-8 year. So sure, it would have been nice after last year to see the Ags square off against the bottom three teams in the division (like LSU will) but they get two of the bottom three and don't have to see UGA. To me, if Florida is a 9 this year (as in just outside of that title contention window) and A&M is an 8, then Tennessee is probably a 7. UF at Kyle Field (still a long road trip, not in front of your fans and in enemy territory) and both teams are probably an 8.5. In Knoxville, both teams are probably a 7.5. Both are coin flip games, IMO, and the Ags have more than enough talent to line up and go head to head with each.

Meanwhile, Texas loses LSU and adds some random joke of a non-conference game and OU does the same while not having to play Tennessee. Meanwhile, the Ags replace Colorado and Fresno State with the Vols and Gators. How very Big 12 of the Red River Rivals. Pitiful indeed.

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,109]

6 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

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Liucci

12:01a, 8/8/20 

Staff

AG

I've seen the reaction and done some more thinking. A couple of quick points to keep in mind:

A&M is 12-4 against the East since joining the SEC.

They're 2-1 against UF and Tennessee.

The Ags are 10-1 against their four East opponents this season.

Everyone - including myself - saw LSU's schedule and the first thought that the Tigers got an insanely easy draw. They did. Thing is, their overall SEC schedule is virtually the same as A&M's except they play Missouri while the Aggies draw Tennessee. In a ten-game slate, the only difference is Mizzou/Tennessee. The Vols should be better but let's not get it twisted, the gap between UT and Mizzou isn't some sort of cavernous divide here. nor is Kentucky and Tennessee if you were hoping to see the Ags draw the Wildcats instead.

Yes, the SEC absolutely did LSU, Bama and Georgia a big favor with the added games and I think you're kidding yourself if you don't think that was by design. This is a completely unforeseen and unprecedented season in which EVERY team in EVERY other league has a tremendous advantage in terms of piling up a gaudy overall record and presenting the optic that they're better than teams beating each other up in the Southeastern Conference. The league wants someone to come out of this thing unbeaten and would love to see two or three teams appear to be the class of the conference and set the stage for that to happen on Friday.

Still, I don't think the Aggies necessarily got hosed here. Did they get a tough draw? Sure. But it's more about it being in comparison to how much tougher the new schedule is than their 'would have been' 12-game slate. At the end of the day, they don't play the projected best team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and they do play the projected worst team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and also play a South Carolina squad coming off of a 4-8 year. So sure, it would have been nice after last year to see the Ags square off against the bottom three teams in the division (like LSU will) but they get two of the bottom three and don't have to see UGA. To me, if Florida is a 9 this year (as in just outside of that title contention window) and A&M is an 8, then Tennessee is probably a 7. UF at Kyle Field (still a long road trip, not in front of your fans and in enemy territory) and both teams are probably an 8.5. In Knoxville, both teams are probably a 7.5. Both are coin flip games, IMO, and the Ags have more than enough talent to line up and go head to head with each.

Meanwhile, Texas loses LSU and adds some random joke of a non-conference game and OU does the same while not having to play Tennessee. Meanwhile, the Ags replace Colorado and Fresno State with the Vols and Gators. How very Big 12 of the Red River Rivals. Pitiful indeed.

 

 

What a little bitch.  Can't do a single article without mentioning Texas or Big 12.  And lulz at him talking about Texas and OU playing a scrub as the +1 when they get 3 scrubs every year.

[HtownHorn 14,503]

Looch, Texas didn't lose LSU, the SEC decided to tuck tail and run. Both the Big 12 and ACC wanted to keep a +1 model.

Edited August 9, 2020 by HtownHorn

[Scholz 11,937]

Hey, Billy, the aggys won’t win. Not ever. Haha.

[Neonmoon 38,127]

34 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Yes, the SEC absolutely did LSU, Bama and Georgia a big favor with the added games and I think you're kidding yourself if you don't think that was by design. This is a completely unforeseen and unprecedented season in which EVERY team in EVERY other league has a tremendous advantage in terms of piling up a gaudy overall record and presenting the optic that they're better than teams beating each other up in the Southeastern Conference. The league wants someone to come out of this thing unbeaten and would love to see two or three teams appear to be the class of the conference and set the stage for that to happen on Friday.

The literal opposite of this happens every.single.year 

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

35 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

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Liucci

12:01a, 8/8/20 

Staff

AG

I've seen the reaction and done some more thinking. A couple of quick points to keep in mind:

A&M is 12-4 against the East since joining the SEC.

They're 2-1 against UF and Tennessee.

The Ags are 10-1 against their four East opponents this season.

Everyone - including myself - saw LSU's schedule and the first thought that the Tigers got an insanely easy draw. They did. Thing is, their overall SEC schedule is virtually the same as A&M's except they play Missouri while the Aggies draw Tennessee. In a ten-game slate, the only difference is Mizzou/Tennessee. The Vols should be better but let's not get it twisted, the gap between UT and Mizzou isn't some sort of cavernous divide here. nor is Kentucky and Tennessee if you were hoping to see the Ags draw the Wildcats instead.

Yes, the SEC absolutely did LSU, Bama and Georgia a big favor with the added games and I think you're kidding yourself if you don't think that was by design. This is a completely unforeseen and unprecedented season in which EVERY team in EVERY other league has a tremendous advantage in terms of piling up a gaudy overall record and presenting the optic that they're better than teams beating each other up in the Southeastern Conference. The league wants someone to come out of this thing unbeaten and would love to see two or three teams appear to be the class of the conference and set the stage for that to happen on Friday.

Still, I don't think the Aggies necessarily got hosed here. Did they get a tough draw? Sure. But it's more about it being in comparison to how much tougher the new schedule is than their 'would have been' 12-game slate. At the end of the day, they don't play the projected best team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and they do play the projected worst team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and also play a South Carolina squad coming off of a 4-8 year. So sure, it would have been nice after last year to see the Ags square off against the bottom three teams in the division (like LSU will) but they get two of the bottom three and don't have to see UGA. To me, if Florida is a 9 this year (as in just outside of that title contention window) and A&M is an 8, then Tennessee is probably a 7. UF at Kyle Field (still a long road trip, not in front of your fans and in enemy territory) and both teams are probably an 8.5. In Knoxville, both teams are probably a 7.5. Both are coin flip games, IMO, and the Ags have more than enough talent to line up and go head to head with each.

Meanwhile, Texas loses LSU and adds some random joke of a non-conference game and OU does the same while not having to play Tennessee. Meanwhile, the Ags replace Colorado and Fresno State with the Vols and Gators. How very Big 12 of the Red River Rivals. Pitiful indeed.

 

 

Does he think we should play a conference team twice?  We are already playing the entire conference, they still are not even with the two additional games.  We can’t schedule other P5 teams as they are all going conference only. Manipulating that into a big 12 decision to play a g5 team nonconference is pure aggy delusion. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

30 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Looch, Texas didn't lose LSU, the SEC decided to tuck tail and run. Both the Big 12 and ACC wanted to keep a +1 model.

True, but the big 12 is requiring the +1 to be a home game, correct?

[Lone Star Horn 2,010]

7 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Went to Auburn about a decade ago with some friends while we were stationed in Pensacola. I do not like that place. Could be different now though.

While stationed in Pensacola, Why In the Fuck would you go to Auburn?? Hell, New Orleans, and Tallahassee are closer, not to mention Fort Walton Beach and Panama City.

I was stationed in Fort Walton Beach, a long time ago, never even thought to go anywhere in Alabama. New Orleans and Tallahassee, along with Panama City and Pensacola were the places to go on the weekends, and that's only when you got a little tired of the local area and wanted a change. 

[cochamps 1,879]

That idiot actually thinks the aggy schedule is about the same as it was before with the four pussies on it.  He is in for a rude awakening.  I would set the over / under at 6-4.  

They likely won’t endure many fudge packings outside of Bama since their hobbit plays to milk the clock, like was popular in the 70’s.

 

 

[TheBryMan81 2,504]

2 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

While stationed in Pensacola, Why In the Fuck would you go to Auburn?? Hell, New Orleans, and Tallahassee are closer, not to mention Fort Walton Beach and Panama City.

I was stationed in Fort Walton Beach, a long time ago, never even thought to go anywhere in Alabama. New Orleans and Tallahassee, along with Panama City and Pensacola were the places to go on the weekends, and that's only when you got a little tired of the local area and wanted a change. 

When I was stationed in Pensacola, went to Alabama once... And that was right across the border in Gulf Shores and that was for Hangout Fest. Otherwise, I went to FWB, Destin, NOLA, and Atlanta mostly

[SydneyCarton 47,933]

10 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

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Liucci

12:01a, 8/8/20 

Staff

AG

I've seen the reaction and done some more thinking. A couple of quick points to keep in mind:

A&M is 12-4 against the East since joining the SEC.

They're 2-1 against UF and Tennessee.

The Ags are 10-1 against their four East opponents this season.

Everyone - including myself - saw LSU's schedule and the first thought that the Tigers got an insanely easy draw. They did. Thing is, their overall SEC schedule is virtually the same as A&M's except they play Missouri while the Aggies draw Tennessee. In a ten-game slate, the only difference is Mizzou/Tennessee. The Vols should be better but let's not get it twisted, the gap between UT and Mizzou isn't some sort of cavernous divide here. nor is Kentucky and Tennessee if you were hoping to see the Ags draw the Wildcats instead.

Yes, the SEC absolutely did LSU, Bama and Georgia a big favor with the added games and I think you're kidding yourself if you don't think that was by design. This is a completely unforeseen and unprecedented season in which EVERY team in EVERY other league has a tremendous advantage in terms of piling up a gaudy overall record and presenting the optic that they're better than teams beating each other up in the Southeastern Conference. The league wants someone to come out of this thing unbeaten and would love to see two or three teams appear to be the class of the conference and set the stage for that to happen on Friday.

Still, I don't think the Aggies necessarily got hosed here. Did they get a tough draw? Sure. But it's more about it being in comparison to how much tougher the new schedule is than their 'would have been' 12-game slate. At the end of the day, they don't play the projected best team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and they do play the projected worst team out of the East (by a wide margin, IMO) and also play a South Carolina squad coming off of a 4-8 year. So sure, it would have been nice after last year to see the Ags square off against the bottom three teams in the division (like LSU will) but they get two of the bottom three and don't have to see UGA. To me, if Florida is a 9 this year (as in just outside of that title contention window) and A&M is an 8, then Tennessee is probably a 7. UF at Kyle Field (still a long road trip, not in front of your fans and in enemy territory) and both teams are probably an 8.5. In Knoxville, both teams are probably a 7.5. Both are coin flip games, IMO, and the Ags have more than enough talent to line up and go head to head with each.

Meanwhile, Texas loses LSU and adds some random joke of a non-conference game and OU does the same while not having to play Tennessee. Meanwhile, the Ags replace Colorado and Fresno State with the Vols and Gators. How very Big 12 of the Red River Rivals. Pitiful indeed.

 

 

I knew he was going to find a reason to stick daddy SEC’s big ole’ donkey dick back down his throat as opposed to adopting the “terrible conference mates” mantra of their Big 12 days.
 

“No no no, they didn’t use use us to gain access to Texas recruits. They really respect us and want us to do well! We have similar cultures” /swallows mouthful of cum. -liucci

cuck’d again, Bukakke Billy

Edited August 9, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[Enchubben 5,509]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I knew he was going to find a reason to stick daddy SEC’s big ole’ donkey dick back down his throat as opposed to adopting the “terrible conference mates” mantra of their Big 12 days.
 

“No no no, they didn’t use use us to gain access to Texas recruits. They really respect us and want us to do well! We have similar cultures” /swallows mouthful of cum. -liucci

cuck’d again, Bukakke Billy

It really was the perfect addition for the SEC. Brings in a big name, but underperforming team to give Alabama and LSU another annual win, more eyeballs in TX television markets, annual games in Texas, and of course it was so predictable that Aggy’s sole selling point was going to be SECSECSEC.

All of which helps the other SEC programs recruit inside the state and elevate traditional SEC programs.  

[Deej 76,599]

6 hours ago, Enchubben said:

It really was the perfect addition for the SEC. Brings in a big name, but underperforming team to give Alabama and LSU another annual win, more eyeballs in TX television markets, annual games in Texas, and of course it was so predictable that Aggy’s sole selling point was going to be SECSECSEC.

All of which helps the other SEC programs recruit inside the state and elevate traditional SEC programs.  

lulz

[cochamps 1,879]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

lulz

They define “all hat, no cattle”.

[Getafix 28,417]

Dog said, "Let Daddy98 be!" and all was blight.

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

Can’t wait for the Lucci tantrum about the season being cancelled. 

[golfclap 6,903]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Can’t wait for the Lucci tantrum about the season being cancelled. 

“Everything was lined up for the maroon and white to win it all.” — Billy, for sure

[texifornia 56,566]

[Lobwedgephil 1,139]

54 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Can’t wait for the Lucci tantrum about the season being cancelled. 

Check his twitter, he's been getting after it. 

[Getafix 28,417]

Perroni, on Adeleye.

Spoiler

 

 

 

[LTtxfan 49,012]

12 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Check his twitter, he's been getting after it. 

Here's one of his tweets...

    Billy Liucci.  @billyliucci

2h

 

If you're a college athlete who wanted to play and do not get to, know that the system failed you. Governors, your university presidents, those attempting to get you to unionize, some in the media, certain conference commissioners and an unorganized NCAA devoid of leadership.

 

[HtownHorn 14,503]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Dog said, "Let Daddy98 be!" and all was blight.

 

I am glad I'm not the only one who read that dribble and had no idea what it said.

[Hank_Hill 18,525]

29 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Here's one of his tweets...

    Billy Liucci.  @billyliucci

2h

 

If you're a college athlete who wanted to play and do not get to, know that the system failed you. Governors, your university presidents, those attempting to get you to unionize, some in the media, certain conference commissioners and an unorganized NCAA devoid of leadership.

 

Or, you know, your entire government 

[CL Horn 32]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Here's one of his tweets...

    Billy Liucci.  @billyliucci

2h

 

If you're a college athlete who wanted to play and do not get to, know that the system failed you. Governors, your university presidents, those attempting to get you to unionize, some in the media, certain conference commissioners and an unorganized NCAA devoid of leadership.

 

yeah, let's start with dumbass trump first. 

[TexasMan 10,786]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Can’t wait for the Lucci tantrum about the season being cancelled. 

Texaggy radio should be good tomorrow 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

11 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Check his twitter, he's been getting after it. 

 

This little baby is having a meltdown. I guess he'll need more bailout money for his online business?

 

[texifornia 56,566]

What's more likely?

A) this is a plot to minimize college football by a cabal of shadowy administrators 

B) schools' general counsels are telling admins "here is the shitstorm that will ensue if, God forbid, a player dies from covid"

[Neonmoon 38,127]

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

What's more likely?

A) this is a plot to minimize college football by a cabal of shadowy administrators 

B) schools' general counsels are telling admins "here is the shitstorm that will ensue if, God forbid, a player dies from covid"

[fattyflattie 4,636]

Lol that Billy calling out to any players.  Like any fucking non-aggy player gives af about what he has to say.  Hey look guys, the guy with the crooked facial hair and wonky eye is whining again!   New hot take about how life isn’t fair.  
 

You would think he would have realized what a cruel mistress it can be when he became an aggy.  

[Scholz 11,937]

Could've never predicted Billy was anti-academia, anti-government and anti-science.  Shocked I tell you.

[Leanderman 2,271]

gomers finally discovering the $EC and no one else for that matter, give a chit about them. They now can fill their jizz jars with their salty tears.

[Pato del Muerto 52,364]

Billy seems to think that every college is like aggy, where even alums won’t go back without a football game to lure them. 

[deech 2,251]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

What's more likely?

A) this is a plot to minimize college football by a cabal of shadowy administrators 

B) schools' general counsels are telling admins "here is the shitstorm that will ensue if, God forbid, a player dies from covid"

Are you telling me that Billy Luicci is creating a false narrative and ranting against a fake conspiracy as a means to earn clicks/retweets with his school's fan base when he knows that it is pure nonsense and has no semblance of reality?

[SHOOTER12 8,789]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Billy seems to think that every college is like aggy, where even alums won’t go back without a football game to lure them. 

God forbid, if that ever happens I'll be ready to leave this old world any time.