Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[Mdhorn 5,975]

13 hours ago, Stannis said:

Did a 9th-grader write this?  That reads like something I would have written for a high school English assignment.  So, I guess it is close to what I would expect for the Chancellor of the Texas A&M System.

Possibly, they admit everybody now.  

[Terry Silver 219]

Aggy propagandists have adopted the ‘best fall camp yet’ mantra. Shouldn’t every player, at every university, have their best fall camp yet? I mean, as they continue to grow, train, practice, and learn from experience I would be shocked if any player had their ‘2nd best fall camp yet’.

[SydneyCarton 48,140]

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hattersley on LJ

 

Hey Andrew, thanks for the concise strategy on how to combat Texas's momentum like 3-4 months too late. I'm sure it's real helpful. I look forward to your next contribution to the internet, titled "No Duh: Water is Fucking Wet" and it's ideological follow-up "I Shit Myself; It Stinks"

[Not a Sock 2,313]

14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hattersley on LJ

 

That entire article tells me one thing. A&M has nothing on the LJ recruitment.

[golfclap 6,903]

Tarp on just how shitty Vandy will be 

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- After watching multiple quality teams stumble through their first games of the 2020 season versus less than stellar competition over the past few weekends via penalties, turnovers, special teams snafus, missed tackles, and blown assignments, it served as a reminder of how teams usually struggle in that first contest back. That's accentuated by the fact that most teams haven't played 11 on 11 since last December due to a lack of spring practice.

Thus, count your blessings that the Aggies are opening against the consensus worst team in the SEC.

- The Commodores have had nine players opt out or announce their intentions to transfer. From what we've been told, this doesn't mean that Vandy's players aren't looking forward to the season or the A&M game. Some of the players (especially in the offensive line) have opted out for what they consider to be legitimate health concerns (and their teammates have been understanding of those concerns). Others who won't be playing may have been returning starters or projected to be in the rotation at their positions but got bypassed on the depth chart.

- On the surface the game shapes up as a blow out and it well could be that. However, Vanderbilt is better on the defensive side of the ball (lots of seniors) and that unit could keep the score closer than expected for a while, especially if they don't turn it over and A&M makes some mistakes. They'll be a multiple odd man front under new DC Ted Roof who's coached at a lot of different places.

- The Commodores are expected to trot frosh QB Ken Seals as their starter on Saturday. He's got a bright future as a player but Vandy is transitioning from the West Coast to the spread and they've had four opt outs in their offensive line to the extent that one of their projected starters (guard Drew Birchmeier) is a converted defensive tackle. They have very little experience, okay size, and any injuries during the game could make things ugly in a hurry on that side of the ball if the Aggies can get good field position.

Oh, and this unit was really, really bad last year. Look for a lot of RPOs with simple reads to take the pressure off of the OL and QB and the quick game when it comes to throwing the ball.

 

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

had four opt outs in their offensive line to the extent that one of their projected starters (guard Drew Birchmeier) is a converted defensive tackle.

jesus, this game will be brutal

[SydneyCarton 48,140]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

jesus, this game will be brutal

Click, clack motherfucker.

 

[UncleSonny 6,573]

Hines clarified his choice a bit. Seems pretty clear from this that he’ll be grad transferring somewhere else to play the 2021 season. 

[SydneyCarton 48,140]

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

Hines clarified his choice a bit. Seems pretty clear from this that he’ll be grad transferring somewhere else to play the 2021 season. 

It seems pretty clear to me that he got a fuck ton of insane aggie comments on his first post and he's trying to give some more details hoping the lunatics back the fuck off. 

[UncleSonny 6,573]

Well yeah, goes without saying that racists gonna racist. 

[fattyflattie 4,638]

44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hattersley on LJ

 

Counterpoint - you aren't valued less than Confederate statues at UT.  Come add your name to the field.  

[Tex Pete 20,421]

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Karen’s V probably is toughened up. Takes a good tongue lashing from Norman every night. 

Tough as shoe leather from her Merchant Marine days.

[Tex Pete 20,421]

ddp

Edited September 21, 2020 by Tex Pete

[NoName 16,367]

19 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Would Mond opting out be enough to bring a vandy win into play?  Or do they just have zero on offense?

obviously not because God Emperor King will lead the way and they will win 982137490187239471298341 to 0

[NoName 16,367]

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

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mmmvegas said... (original post)I don’t get it, but he should opt out if his heart isn’t in the game this year. https://twitter.com/theanthines_era/status/1307696210497675264?s=21

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I'm tired of making excuses for quitters. Simple as that.

quitters?

[texifornia 57,035]

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

obviously not because God Emperor King will lead the way and they will win 982137490187239471298341 to 0

 

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

quitters?

Powerful sci-fi nerdery happening here

[golfclap 6,903]

14 minutes ago, NoName said:

 God Emperor King

Caution is the path to mediocrity. Gliding, passionless mediocrity is all that most people think they can achieve.

[NoName 16,367]

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Powerful sci-fi nerdery happening here

dude i was looking for a different GIF but how can you not pick the Wrex x heh lizzard GIF?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,308]

3 hours ago, golfclap said:

They better blow the ‘Dores out by 35+ 

That’s a BAD football team with roughly 351 opt outs, including their best player in Dimitri Moore and the entire OL - which already sucked, so imagine the backups now starting vs a good aggy DL. 

Dimitri Moore came back about a month or so ago.  Looks like they have a couple of OL that started all last year, but they are moving a DT that may start at Guard.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

[Neonmoon 38,130]

[Getafix 28,685]

Jimmy Football's got it all figured out.

[victory88 5,669]

That's a whole bunch of "or"s  on that depth chart.  Feels like a Mack Brown depth chart.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,308]

Leal not listed as a starter?  Fuller over the Jaylon Jones?

[Dijon Robinson 1,511]

2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

Jimmy Football's got it all figured out.

Daniel Shaver says hi

[Elmer_Fudd 22,308]

Vandy fans think they'll get blown out.

https://www.14powers.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16625

[Michael Knight 12,989]

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

What if, and I might be going way out on a limb here, they fucking hate Jimbo and think he's asshole little redneck who doesn't particularly like or support his players?

Jimbo talked shit about EJ Manuel to NFL teams

[Orange&White 5,528]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Vandy fans think they'll get blown out.

https://www.14powers.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16625

But, before they leave town, they will find the hospitality of aggies second to none and want to send their children to play in such a  glorious, beautiful place. Many a letter will be written.

[EZ$ 2,105]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Wow, they are losing a lot after this year (granted, the older guys aren’t really that good).  Better hope those OOS mercenaries don’t transfer back closer to home next summer. 

[Fud 9,552]

No Grayson Reed 

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Based on their depth chart the starting OL next year could be: Morris, Green, Matthews/Chibuzo, Robinson, Trainor. 

Good lord that's awful. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,308]

From looking around this is what Vandy will probably trot out at OL:

LT - Tyler Steen - started all 12 games at RT last year.

LG - Dan Dawkins - started 2 games last year

C - Grant Miller - started 7 games at Center last year

RG - Drew Berchmeier - starter at DT last year, moved to OL.

RT - Connor Mignone - Grad Transfer from Central Connecticut State.  Was 2 time First Team all Northeast Conference.

[TBGFL 397]

16 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Jimbo talked shit about EJ Manuel to NFL teams

And EJ's dad almost knocked Jimbo the fuck out as well

[texasstrong12 4,668]

I'm not worried about Vanderbilt's offense. Everyone knows their offense is going to be a shit show. 

The only chance they have in this game is to hope A&M's offense is still shit with Jimbo's pro style approach and Mond. Vanderbilt has to keep this low scoring and hope to generate some turnovers. 

 

[Fud 9,552]

Jimbo basically said in his presser that this depth chart is meaningless/inaccurate because it changes daily  

[ChemicalHorn 360]

Impressive that they found a way to have 8 starting WR! 
 

Also as much as we bitch about our lack of LB depth, one injury there and they’re fuucked.

Edited September 21, 2020 by ChemicalHorn
Typo

[TommyGufano 6,021]

27 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Jimbo talked shit about EJ Manuel to NFL teams

No enough, evidently

[Fud 9,552]

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Narrator: Billy Liucci receives the official depth chart from the university for the upcoming football competition against the University of Vanderbilt as all media outlets receive the same press release. He must now write a thousands words and pretend he was at practice. He wasn't at practice. 

seriously, that practice report was just listing the depth chart and saying how great everyone was. Literally any fan can look at the depth chart and write that. 

 

Apparently Jimbo does the same thing 

Perroni- “When Fisher is talking about guys down the depth chart, he always pulls out his notes to make sure to comment on everybody. So it's more telling the first few he mentions before looking at the card.”

[Beau Vine 54,329]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Jimmy Football's got it all figured out.

I'll bet you million dollars that Jimmy has never had a close friend who is black.

[Bevo 13,591]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll bet you million dollars that Jimmy has never had a close friend who is black.

Oh yeah......Jimmy played pretty good.

[Pato del Muerto 52,541]

48 minutes ago, ChemicalHorn said:

Impressive that they found a way to have 8 starting WR! 
 

Also as much as we bitch about our lack of LB depth, one injury there and they’re fuucked.

4 of the 5 OL backups are either true freshmen or rs freshmen, and the other one is center with a true soph Matthews who got beat in fall practice by an injured McCollum. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll bet you million dollars that Jimmy has never had a close friend who is black.

His wife had a few

[Beau Vine 54,329]

[Scholz 11,952]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,336]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Leal not listed as a starter?  Fuller over the Jaylon Jones?

Fuller over Jones stood out to me. Not having Spring got to be only reason.  With the lack of talent they showed at CB last few seasons, no way Jones won't be starting within a game or two.

[SydneyCarton 48,140]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's impressive. This guy pasted a quote correctly and then in literally the next line, he misspells Quit as Quite. As a guy who fucks up works multiple times daily on this website, that's impressively sad even by my standards.

Maybe he knows and just prefers quite because it rhymes with White. 

 

Additionally I'd love to address this moron's concept that if they quit aTm or leave the SEC their life is "going into the toilet." As if that toilet paper that is an aTm degree and bring part of a club of racists is really the step everyone needs to get ahead in life. 

Edited September 21, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[IDIOTsavant 8,499]

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's impressive. This guy pasted a quote correctly and then in literally the next line, he misspells Quit as Quite. As a guy who fucks up works multiple times daily on this website, that's impressively sad even by my standards.

Maybe he knows and just prefers quite because it rhymes with White. 

 

Additionally I'd love to address this moron's concept that if they quit aTm or leave the SEC their life is "going into the toilet." As if that toilet paper that is an aTm degree and bring part of a club of racists is really the step everyone needs to get ahead in life. 

Beautiful! The fact that you already edited it and left this gem is even better.

Edited September 21, 2020 by IDIOTsavant

[SydneyCarton 48,140]

4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Beautiful! The fact that you already edited it and left this gem is even better.

1) Lets go with the case I was illustrating just how bad I am with words. I'm a man of my word. 

2.) FWIW I added the second part of the post after the fact. 

Edited September 21, 2020 by SydneyCarton

[golfclap 6,903]

Perroni note on LB Ke'Shun Brown who is listed under the Pronunciation Guide but not on the depth chart::

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Jimbo also did not mention him when he was looking at his card and going down every LB when talking about Hines' replacement(s). That should be pretty telling. With the two other guys from Montgomery transferring, it would not be a shock to see him do the same.

 

[texifornia 57,035]

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