Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[pearlandhorn 3274]

22 hours ago, Focht Up said:

Prematurely gloating is one of the the time honored turditions for aggy.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

literal white knight. fucking aggy.

[Burt Macklin 19038]

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

Billy's take that this may be the best defense they've fielded since Slocum is going to age very, very well.

That’s pretty fucking amazing. He’s crowning their ass after playing Vanderbilt with a true freshman QB and DL converted to OL because of opt outs. 

[Pato del Muerto 52536]

Vandy gets LSU on Saturday. That should be interesting. 

[Fud 9552]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Vandy gets LSU on Saturday. That should be interesting. 

Eh

A&M went vanilla vs Vandy, and LSU is going to run up the score due to losing last week. Not terribly interesting to me 

[Bamboozled73 315]

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

Eh

A&M went vanilla vs Vandy, and LSU is going to run up the score due to losing last week. Not terribly interesting to me 

Stupid sips. Jimbo is playing  3D chess with Saban. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

Alabama will sleepwalk into this game, Aggy will play them close, and Aggy will crow about how they're back, they're going to beat Florida and destroy Miss. State and LSU

 

[Goodman 3273]

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Alabama will sleepwalk into this game, Aggy will play them close, and Aggy will crow about how they're back, they're going to beat Florida and destroy Miss. State and LSU

 

Perhaps but after last year, I think the players will be ready. We know Saban is not speep walking into this one.

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

Eh

A&M went vanilla vs Vandy. 

That’s just jimbo’s normal offense. 

[NoName 16364]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Alabama will sleepwalk into this game, Aggy will play them close, and Aggy will crow about how they're back, they're going to beat Florida and destroy Miss. State and LSU

 

i feel the exact opposite way - i think Bama rolls them and they keep running it up

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Vandy gets LSU on Saturday. That should be interesting. 

LSU will win, but I am looking forward to another game to show dumb coon asses that Myles Brennan sucks. They’ve been talking him up since 2016. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

9 minutes ago, NoName said:

i feel the exact opposite way - i think Bama rolls them and they keep running it up

Probably Alabama gets big lead, pulls their starters, aggy gets a couple garbage time scores.

[TBGFL 397]

53 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

That’s just jimbo’s normal offense. 

This. More like molasses and vanilla

[markstanco 12586]

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

That’s just jimbo’s normal offense. 

0 yards and a cloud of dust?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

i feel the exact opposite way - i think Bama rolls them and they keep running it up

Not enough games on the schedule for Bama to play anyone close. If they can run it up, they will

[Mdhorn 5974]

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Not enough games on the schedule for Bama to play anyone close. If they can run it up, they will

They're playing at home and vying for selling points to Texas recruits.  They'll run it up.  Jimbo isn't going to show anything Saban hasn't seen already and aggy will be playing with less at their skill positions and f'k it, this would be a condemnation of Saban if Bama doesn't destroy aggy.  

[Burt Macklin 19038]

5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Alabama will sleepwalk into this game, Aggy will play them close, and Aggy will crow about how they're back, they're going to beat Florida and destroy Miss. State and LSU

 

Nonsense. Everyone knows Texas A&M is the biggest threat to Bama’s reign over the SEC. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10334]

Saw this gem:

Alabama has only beaten A&M by fewer than 17 points once since 2014, and that was a 27-19 win in College Station in 2017

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1267]

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Nonsense. Everyone knows Texas A&M is the biggest threat to Bama’s reign over the SEC. 

Rumor is Saban hasn’t been sleeping all week. 

[UDontKnow 10447]

23 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Rumor is Saban hasn’t been sleeping all week. 

Because he's fucking Jimbo's wife?

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Because he's fucking Jimbo's wife?

He had to step in because Jimbo's players couldn't get the job done

[golfclap 6903]

WCO. 

This isn’t on Mond (yes he needs to be better than 2/8 deep - maybe Demas can be his John Taylor)  but this is the offense. Drags,, slants, flats, curls, and flares. Horizontal stretching — passes delivered at the break, just outside the hashes. Distribution is never going to look much different than this. 
 

 

[RGBIII 22840]

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Nonsense. Everyone knows Texas A&M is the biggest threat to Bama’s reign over the SEC. 

I would absolutely pay money to see ol Looch read his comments about Nick Saban being terrified of Jimbo and A&M while that Vandy game played in the background

[Pato del Muerto 52536]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

WCO. 

This isn’t on Mond (yes he needs to be better than 2/8 deep - maybe Demas can be his John Taylor)  but this is the offense. Drags,, slants, flats, curls, and flares. Horizontal stretching — passes delivered at the break, just outside the hashes. Distribution is never going to look much different than this. 
 

 

So defend the first 10 yards outside the hashes, and dare mond to bear you over the top or in traffic over the middle?

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

 

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I hear the sound of a roller coaster, don't you?

[Burt Macklin 19038]

aggy’s only played one game and they’re already getting bashed by national media for being overhyped and overrated. 😂

 

1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/columnist/dan-wolken/2020/10/01/jimbo-fisher-texas-am-alabama/5883655002/

 

12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

“The unearned arrogance with which Texas A&M carries itself has long been a subject of fascination and ridicule among its rivals. Nobody in the sport is better at spending like Alabama while winning like Missouri, and the decision in late 2017 to throw a 10-year, $75 million contract at Fisher was either going to change that narrative forever or be remembered as the biggest boondoggle in the history of college sports.”

Part of a USA article today.  Boondoggle U, it is.

 

21 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

ESPN is piling on too: 

 

[Orange&White 5528]

Not a single aggie believes that is going to happen. Not any of the players, coaches, fans or even the guy that typed it.

[cafe society 2872]

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Damn.  River Rat doing rails of aggy draino-cut meth at 8a.m.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12480]

"I'll take biggest boondoggles in the history of college sports for 1000, Alex."  

Edited October 2, 2020 by Hornius Emeritus

[TexMexBuddha 988]

 
 

So does "Be PrePrePared to make love = Pre ForeForePlay?

[Wishbone 4763]

On 9/30/2020 at 7:46 PM, Deej said:

"Earning a degree from Texas A&M University has been a life-long dream."

Aim higher. 

 

Nightmares are also dreams. 

[Hank_Hill 18893]

32 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

So does "Be PrePrePared to make love = Pre ForeForePlay?

You’ve never rubbed one out before a date?

[Deej 76861]

Before, during, and after. 

[LTtxfan 49323]

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

The sun rises, waves pound the shore....

[Deej 76861]

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

SEC, it just costs more. 

[Pato del Muerto 52536]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

He needs to add the 53% swc record as well

[Deej 76861]

aggy will eternally be mediocre no matter their conference. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12456]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy will eternally be mediocre no matter their conference. 

Honestly, they really should move down to FCS and lose to NDSU. It's their only hope of ever making the playoffs 

[tejas60 3534]

Umlang has got to read Surly. what's his username?

[Hank_Hill 18893]

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

Umlang has got to read Surly. what's his username?

Randolph Duke?

[Neonmoon 38130]

On 10/1/2020 at 11:47 AM, Neonmoon said:

Alabama will sleepwalk into this game, Aggy will play them close, and Aggy will crow about how they're back, they're going to beat Florida and destroy Miss. State and LSU

 

Right on schedule 

[TommyGufano 6021]

42 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Right on schedule 

🤭

[Elmer_Fudd 22308]

Bama' is killing them with crossing routes, which is a Leech special.  Normally this would be great to be thinking about in 2 weeks, but our own shit show ruins the thought of it.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

4th Quarter game out of reach, time for Mond to pad those stats. 

[texifornia 57034]

The aggy DBs are fucking YIKES.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

I'm kinda shocked Jimbo brought in King here, hope he leads them on a touchdown drive so aggy will be calling for him all season and he won't play again. 

Edited October 3, 2020 by Lobwedgephil

[texifornia 57034]

2 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

I'm kinda shocked Jimbo brought in King here, hope he leads them on a touchdown drive so aggy will be calling for him all season and he won't play again. 

lollllllll INT in the endzone

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

SloNeal was all over the long bama td highlights. Looked really slow. 

Jaylon Jones as a cb too, lol.