Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[Scholz 11937]

“Good year to break a fence post off in Saban’s ass”.  Hahaha

”How we handled the Sully and ethnic situation”.  Good lord.

[golfclap 6903]

35 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Daddy98 types like he’s talking with a mouthful of peanut butter.

Close - let's use his own words while assessing JUCO CB Marco Domio (who ended up at Auburn, btw) 

[Pato del Muerto 52355]

How cool is it that we are competing with the likes of bama for turner and Clemson for mukuba! (And LSU for Jackson!!!) What an amazing program we have, thank you coach herman. 

Edited July 30, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[Enchubben 5509]

 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Daddy98 shows up!

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"We'll have wins occasionally against Bama, but they'll win most of them."  Are they referring to recruiting or actual football?  

[CL Horn 32]

y'all gotta take it easy on @jordanaggie - as far as I can tell he's been a good poster so far

[texifornia 56560]

1 minute ago, CL Horn said:

y'all gotta take it easy on @jordanaggie - as far as I can tell he's been a good poster so far

Yeah, since we've gone the whole Jimbo era without a reasonable aggy poster, some people here clearly had a lot of emotions to get off their chest.

[Katfid54 8593]

Hey, @jordanaggie

[UDontKnow 10439]

9 minutes ago, CL Horn said:

y'all gotta take it easy on @jordanaggie - as far as I can tell he's been a good poster so far

[Scholz 11937]

He's just as brainwashed as the rest of them.

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Spoiler

Liucci

1:34p 

Staff

AG

-Been talking to some folks and it still sounds like the ten conference games only is going to happen. To be announced later today if my morning intel was accurate. Here's what it sounds like:

Ten conference games only.
Season starts weekend of 9/26.
Regular season ends weekend of 12/5.
SEC title game 12/19.  
If make up games are needed, they can be played weekend of 12/12.

-What is still a little murky is how they're going to choose every team's additional conference opponents. Yesterday, it was making the rounds that each team would simply line up their next two crossover foes ('21 and '22). In the Ags' case, that's Missouri and Florida. Since then, I've been hearing that the first thing the league will try to do is avoid teams playing their crossover from last year (for A&M, that's Georgia). But also heard the next thing they'll attempt is avoid next year's crossover (Missouri). If that ends up winning out, you're looking at A&M likely playing two of the three between UF, Tennessee and Kentucky. Tougher sledding, indeed.

-In semi-related news, the Aggies and Longhorns are not meeting on the field, no matter how hard Chris Del Conte and Tom Herman whine about to the media. However, the rivalry is alive and well behind the scenes, as wanna-be mountain man 'CDC' is going to have to walk back his previous claims of 50% capacity at DKR. You see, it's sounding more and more like 25% is going to be the reality in Travis County. Meanwhile, A&M has maintained they'd shoot for 50% at Kyle Field all along, with fans being able to decide whether attending games was right for them or not. I'm expecting the Ags to stick with that, which will place a great deal of pressure on the Texas decision-makers, who would catch an incredible amount of heat from their season ticket holders. Can you imagine if A&M is playing at 50% capacity and Texas half that???

So try and predict Texas' current play. Yep, you guessed it. They're almost certainly going to attempt to go the political route, likely asking our Longhorn Governor to exert a little behind-the-scenes leverage on TAMU brass to go along with the other in-state programs at 25%. I don't think it's going to work, but we'll see. Stay tuned.

-Speaking of the Horns, have you guys noticed the pitiful army of talking heads spouting off their typical envious nonsense over the past few days? These blowhards are so excited about being able to lose the LSU game in Baton Rouge and play what will probably be an all-Big 12 slate plus maybe a conf-vs-conf one-off with someone like the Mountain West yet they're going all-in the other way and are now talking smack about the SEC doing exactly what the B1G and Pac-12 are planning to do. The collection of Burnt Orange mouthpieces are actually bragging about playing an easier schedule while other programs' slates are actually getting infinitely tougher and don't even realize how apropos and on-brand this all is.

Better hope you avoid Boise State, Hermie.

 

 

[texifornia 56560]

1 minute ago, Lobwedgephil said:

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Liucci

1:34p 

Staff

AG

-Been talking to some folks and it still sounds like the ten conference games only is going to happen. To be announced later today if my morning intel was accurate. Here's what it sounds like:

Ten conference games only.
Season starts weekend of 9/26.
Regular season ends weekend of 12/5.
SEC title game 12/19.  
If make up games are needed, they can be played weekend of 12/12.

-What is still a little murky is how they're going to choose every team's additional conference opponents. Yesterday, it was making the rounds that each team would simply line up their next two crossover foes ('21 and '22). In the Ags' case, that's Missouri and Florida. Since then, I've been hearing that the first thing the league will try to do is avoid teams playing their crossover from last year (for A&M, that's Georgia). But also heard the next thing they'll attempt is avoid next year's crossover (Missouri). If that ends up winning out, you're looking at A&M likely playing two of the three between UF, Tennessee and Kentucky. Tougher sledding, indeed.

-In semi-related news, the Aggies and Longhorns are not meeting on the field, no matter how hard Chris Del Conte and Tom Herman whine about to the media. However, the rivalry is alive and well behind the scenes, as wanna-be mountain man 'CDC' is going to have to walk back his previous claims of 50% capacity at DKR. You see, it's sounding more and more like 25% is going to be the reality in Travis County. Meanwhile, A&M has maintained they'd shoot for 50% at Kyle Field all along, with fans being able to decide whether attending games was right for them or not. I'm expecting the Ags to stick with that, which will place a great deal of pressure on the Texas decision-makers, who would catch an incredible amount of heat from their season ticket holders. Can you imagine if A&M is playing at 50% capacity and Texas half that???

So try and predict Texas' current play. Yep, you guessed it. They're almost certainly going to attempt to go the political route, likely asking our Longhorn Governor to exert a little behind-the-scenes leverage on TAMU brass to go along with the other in-state programs at 25%. I don't think it's going to work, but we'll see. Stay tuned.

-Speaking of the Horns, have you guys noticed the pitiful army of talking heads spouting off their typical envious nonsense over the past few days? These blowhards are so excited about being able to lose the LSU game in Baton Rouge and play what will probably be an all-Big 12 slate plus maybe a conf-vs-conf one-off with someone like the Mountain West yet they're going all-in the other way and are now talking smack about the SEC doing exactly what the B1G and Pac-12 are planning to do. The collection of Burnt Orange mouthpieces are actually bragging about playing an easier schedule while other programs' slates are actually getting infinitely tougher and don't even realize how apropos and on-brand this all is.

Better hope you avoid Boise State, Hermie.

 

 

Lol he does trust his readers to never read a UT outlet. They've been uniformly upset about losing the Baton Rouge game.

[golfclap 6903]

Desmond Watson to UF ::

https://247sports.com/Player/Desmond-Watson-46050369/

[Neonmoon 38127]

3 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

You see, it's sounding more and more like 25% is going to be the reality in Travis County. Meanwhile, A&M has maintained they'd shoot for 50% at Kyle Field all along, with fans being able to decide whether attending games was right for them or not. I'm expecting the Ags to stick with that, which will place a great deal of pressure on the Texas decision-makers, who would catch an incredible amount of heat from their season ticket holders. Can you imagine if A&M is playing at 50% capacity and Texas half that???

So try and predict Texas' current play. Yep, you guessed it. They're almost certainly going to attempt to go the political route, likely asking our Longhorn Governor to exert a little behind-the-scenes leverage on TAMU brass to go along with the other in-state programs at 25%. I don't think it's going to work, but we'll see. Stay tuned.

Is he really trying to use safe social distancing as rivalry smack? wtf?

[Tex Pete 20186]

3 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

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Liucci

1:34p 

Staff

AG

Meanwhile, A&M has maintained they'd shoot for 50% at Kyle Field all along, with fans being able to decide whether attending games was right for them or not. I'm expecting the Ags to stick with that, which will place a great deal of pressure on the Texas decision-makers, who would catch an incredible amount of heat from their season ticket holders. Can you imagine if A&M is playing at 50% capacity and Texas half that???

So try and predict Texas' current play. Yep, you guessed it. They're almost certainly going to attempt to go the political route, likely asking our Longhorn Governor to exert a little behind-the-scenes leverage on TAMU brass to go along with the other in-state programs at 25%. I don't think it's going to work, but we'll see. Stay tuned.

-Speaking of the Horns, have you guys noticed the pitiful army of talking heads spouting off their typical envious nonsense over the past few days? These blowhards are so excited about being able to lose the LSU game in Baton Rouge and play what will probably be an all-Big 12 slate plus maybe a conf-vs-conf one-off with someone like the Mountain West

 

 

This post is from Bizarro World. Looch is a fucking headcase. I haven't heard anyone griping about the possible 25% capacity vs. 50%. It is what it is if Travis County/Austin rule that's how it has to be. I also haven't seen a single poster happy that we would lose LSU from our schedule.

Looch, stop pulling everything out of your ass except your head!

[texifornia 56560]

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Is he really trying to use safe social distancing as rivalry smack? wtf?

If you think Looch is anything but an avid Clay Travis/OAN kind of news consumer, you'd be barking up the wrong Sul Ross statue.

[Fud 9546]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Close - let's use his own words while assessing JUCO CB Marco Domio (who ended up at Auburn, btw) 

The Domio recruitment was funny to watch. At one point he gave a silent to LSU, and then they kept waiting on him to announce while he kept telling them it was coming, and eventually they just moved on from him after awhile of him not announcing

His hudl was good 

[Dijon Robinson 1511]

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Is he really trying to use safe social distancing as rivalry smack? wtf?

Yeah, I can say with a fairly high level of certainty that I haven't seen any Texas fans that give half a damn about Kyle Field's capacity limit this season.

[Burt Macklin 19000]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Close - let's use his own words while assessing JUCO CB Marco Domio (who ended up at Auburn, btw) 

Before the KKL thread existed, I thought this post was the pinnacle of disturbing mental images from posts on aggy boards. 
 

I could not have been more wrong. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

 

 

[Tex Pete 20186]

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Fucktard.

[Blackcat00 759]

Liucci calling someone else a blowhard is comical. That cock gobbling fat fuck has zero credibility to have the SEC retweet anything or have as a source. 

[Scholz 11937]

What is still a little murky is how they're going to choose every team's additional conference opponents....Tougher sledding, indeed.

 

In semi-related news, the Aggies and Longhorns are not meeting on the field, no matter how hard Chris Del Conte and Tom Herman whine about to the media.

 

However, the rivalry is alive and well behind the scenes, as wanna-be mountain man 'CDC' is going to have to walk back his previous claims of 50% capacity at DKR. You see, it's sounding more and more like 25% is going to be the reality in Travis County. Meanwhile, A&M has maintained they'd shoot for 50% at Kyle Field all along, with fans being able to decide whether attending games was right for them or not. I'm expecting the Ags to stick with that, which will place a great deal of pressure on the Texas decision-makers, who would catch an incredible amount of heat from their season ticket holders. Can you imagine if A&M is playing at 50% capacity and Texas half that???

So try and predict Texas' current play. Yep, you guessed it. They're almost certainly going to attempt to go the political route, likely asking our Longhorn Governor to exert a little behind-the-scenes leverage on TAMU brass to go along with the other in-state programs at 25%. I don't think it's going to work, but we'll see. Stay tuned.

 

-Speaking of the Horns, have you guys noticed the pitiful army of talking heads spouting off their typical envious nonsense over the past few days? These blowhards are so excited about being able to lose the LSU game in Baton Rouge and play what will probably be an all-Big 12 slate plus maybe a conf-vs-conf one-off with someone like the Mountain West yet they're going all-in the other way and are now talking smack about the SEC doing exactly what the B1G and Pac-12 are planning to do. The collection of Burnt Orange mouthpieces are actually bragging about playing an easier schedule while other programs' slates are actually getting infinitely tougher and don't even realize how apropos and on-brand this all is.

 

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Hoping aggy gets Florida and Kentucky.  Tennessee is probably good enough to stay in the game against Jimbo's stone age offense with a chance at the end.

[Scholz 11937]

Billy's big mad hahaha.  🤣🤣😂😂

[texifornia 56560]

All of the excuses are ready to go

[irishtexan 11445]

The ethnic situation? 

Are you fucking kidding me? "ethnic"? Jesus christ on a cracker.

 

 

[Cairn Horn88 8202]

3 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The irony is aggy doesn't realize that aggy IS the Kansas and Baylor of the SEC that these guys are going to Bama to play against.

Why does aggy think they were allowed to get into the sec?  Easy W and the TV market/recruiting.  Duh.

[Cairn Horn88 8202]

57 minutes ago, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Yeah, I can say with a fairly high level of certainty that I haven't seen any Texas fans that give half a damn about Kyle Field's capacity limit this season.

I'm ok with aggy at 100%...packed...no masks...go for it.

[Scholz 11937]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I'm ok with aggy at 100%...packed...no masks...go for it.

Louie Gohmert's an aggy.  Just sayin.

[Pato del Muerto 52355]

Surprisingly his logic is unsound. Weird. 

[CL Horn 32]

lol fuck gohmert... got covid from wearing his mask ok... gtfo dumbass

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Enjoy.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3127811

[Neonmoon 38127]

I love how they think picking teams for playoffs will be harder now. Why would that be? What has changed in the system? 

Not a goddamn thing. Oh except you have to play people in your conference now like everyone else. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20865]

 

[Tex Pete 20186]

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Meaning the SEC will still do everything they can to protect schools.

[texasstrong12 4668]

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

So no Florida and Missouri. But if "SOS" is what is determining opponents A&M is getting one of the better SEC East teams because they already have two of the weakest SEC opponents in Vanderbilt and South Carolina. 

Edited July 30, 2020 by texasstrong12

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

6 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

So no Florida and Missouri. But if "SOS" is what is determining opponents A&M is getting one of the better SEC East teams because they already have two of the weakest SEC opponents in Vanderbilt and South Carolina. 

So since they have the bottom 2 from the east on the schedule they should get Florida and Georgia.

[texasstrong12 4668]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So since they have the bottom 2 from the east on the schedule they should get Florida and Georgia.

I don't know how they're going to calculate SOS but I definitely think South Carolina and Vanderbilt will be near the bottom of the SEC East. 

[Scholz 11937]

Sounds like them cherrypicking bowl games for everyone every year.

[Boerne Horn 418]

Aggy getting Georgia for sure.  Not sure about Florida because their schedule is pretty weak as well.

[Orange&White 5516]

4 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Maybe at the end, he'll get a job in the booth, or coach a lower tier team or be an assistant/consultant.   

Dude is walking out of that shithole with $75M in the bank. He basically retired three years ago. He's not going anywhere else.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Seeing some chatter that the Arkansas game will be played at Kyle Field.

[Pato del Muerto 52355]

24 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Looking forward to saban’s choices.

[Getafix 28417]

If you go by the standings, the worst case would be the addition of Missouri and Kentucky, and even that would be quite an add.  The least difficult could be if they manage to cherry pick and add Miss and Tenn. Any two of FLA, GA and KY would be a kick to their groin ... so yeah, rooting for that.

 

[tejas60 3527]

while other programs' slates are actually getting infinitely tougher

 

because they have to play at least 9 conference games like every other conference normally does. got daym green background!

[HtownHorn 14497]

56 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Well aggy is already playing the 2 dregs from the East in South Carolina and Vanderbilt, and really the 5 other teams in that division are all the same or better than aggy. I would pick Georgia and Florida to win home or road, and I would give Tennessee, Kentucky, and Missouri the advantage at home. So please let aggy get Florida at home, and one of the other 3 on the road.

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

From SEC Rant.  Dear God please let it happen.

He’s based it on the most even overall SOS

Friend in Birmingham sent over his notes of what's been discussed.

Couldn't figure out how to upload, but this is what he sent. All currently scheduled conference games will stay intact, with two additional weeks added up front. Not sure how the other games will be shuffled.

Team--------Extra Game 1-------Extra Game 2
Alabama----Kentucky-----------Missouri
Arkansas---Vanderbilt---------Kentucky
Auburn------Missouri-----------Florida
Florida------Texas A&M----------Auburn
Georgia-----Mississippi State--Texas A&M
Kentucky----Alabama------------Arkansas
LSU----------Tennessee----------Vanderbilt
Miss State--Georgia------------South Carolina
Missouri-----Auburn-------------Alabama
Ole Miss-----South Carolina-----Tennessee
SCar---------Ole Miss-----------Miss State
Tennessee--LSU----------------Ole Miss
Texas A&M--Florida------------Georgia
Vanderbilt---Arkansas-----------LSU

[Pato del Muerto 52355]

[Pato del Muerto 52355]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking forward to saban’s choices.

Told ya. Bama with Mizzou and Kentucky if that’s right. The only team in the west that doesn’t have bama on its schedule somehow has a tough SoS so they get an easier extra two. 

Edited July 30, 2020 by Pato del Muerto

[tejas60 3527]

PdM beat me to it. how does bama not get Fla?