Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[Bevo14 8274]

Their assumption that we're about to have a shitty season amuses me the most. Fucktard dreams =/= reality

Edited August 2, 2019 by Bevo14

[westexhorn 2006]

I am convinced that the road to easy $$$ is to create another $9.95 geared at the Aggies.  Early retirement here i come.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

2 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

I am convinced that the road to easy $$$ is to create another $9.95 geared at the Aggies.  Early retirement here i come.

www.faegsips.com

[texifornia 56518]

[texaslong 678]

aggys calling any other fan base delusional is hilarious.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

6 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

I am convinced that the road to easy $$$ is to create another $9.95 geared at the Aggies.  Early retirement here i come.

Style the title and ostensible content around the theme of "Hard, hitting, no-nonsense, thinking look at aggy football from a man's man perspective." Then make all the content fantasy pap and suck-up-to-coaches pieces. Moderate all alternate opinion away with condescending notes about "aggy values" and "obvious to those who think rather than buy into BOMC BS." Include a lot of graphics featuring farm animals and poorly closeted gay men. Have premium membership levels with words you are only allowed to post based on your level. Must be at third tier up to get "boot" icon next to your avatar. Include pseudo-military names and iconography in the levels. Have at least one or two full-time "strawman sip" posting staff who use a variety of logins to make us look as foolish as possible by letting the rubes mock "us" and "what whorn fehgs think."

[HtownHorn 14486]

It's hilarious because the Top 4-5 in the Big 12 would absolutely smoke aggy right now.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9084]

9 minutes ago, texaslong said:

aggys calling any other fan base delusional is hilarious.

I've yet to see a reasonable take on a down year for Texas that doesn't also negate their own prospects for success. All we see is "losing their whole defense" posts from them - meanwhile they lose 6 starters on defense and have no depth to replace their rb.

[sushihorn 3233]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

It's hilarious because the Top 4-5 in the Big 12 would absolutely smoke aggy right now.

Wait.  You mean pass rushing with 4 cubes and trying to cover with 4-5 safeties isn't a formula for success against the spread?

[HtownHorn 14486]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

My favorite is the first one. "Texas has struggled to get momentum in the past few classes. Exactly which few classes does he mean? The two top 3 and the 2020 class that we're currently in top 5 for average recruit ranking before a new 5 star signs on today? Those few classes? I mean, seriously, the fucking lies. 

The tears are going to be delicious when Texas passes them in the next week in the overall rankings as well.

[texaslong 678]

Didn't aggy think 2005 or 2006 was gonna be their year to win the Big 12 and possibly play for a national championship?

[Magus Ossis 2784]

39 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Didn't aggy think 2005 or 2006 was gonna be their year to win the Big 12 and possibly play for a national championship?

Did you not notice that they won it? Moral victory over us, 29-40 (capping a streak of moral victories which included OU and Tech). By transitive property, they get credit for everything we do subsequently.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

46 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Didn't aggy think 2005 or 2006 was gonna be their year to win the Big 12 and possibly play for a national championship?

Kirk herbstreit famously picked aggy to win the south in 2005, despite there being two one loss teams in the division, one of which returned damn near everybody. 

[Mdhorn 5911]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Their assumption that we're about to have a shitty season amuses me the most. Fucktard dreams =/= reality

yeah but the B12 is easy.  If Texas has a great season, aggs going to talk about how the Horns benefited from a down year in the SEC.  Their excuses are many and all encompassing. 

Edited August 2, 2019 by Mdhorn

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

They’ve constructed a reality in which a decent team should never lose to any big 12 team other than Oklahoma 

[Focht Up 631]

12 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

yeah but the B12 is easy.  If Texas has a great season, aggs going to talk about how the Horns benefited from a down year in the SEC.  Their excuses are many and all encompassing. 

They have decades of experience in making excuses, so they are fairly good at it.

[Magus Ossis 2784]

1 minute ago, Focht Up said:

They have decades of experience in making excuses, so they are fairly good at it.

They're environmentally friendly now. They extensively reuse and recycle excuses as well.

[texaslong 678]

51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ve constructed a reality in which a decent team should never lose to any big 12 team other than Oklahoma 

They’ve basically wiped out their entire football history (which isn’t really anything to be proud of) by moving to the SEC and claiming that’s the only real football played in college. 

[Magus Ossis 2784]

11 minutes ago, texaslong said:

They’ve basically wiped out their entire football history (which isn’t really anything to be proud of) by moving to the SEC and claiming that’s the only real football played in college. 

Yeah, but remember that one time they beat Bama?

[sushihorn 3233]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

They're environmentally friendly now. They extensively reuse and recycle excuses as well.

Fake globally.  Lie locally?

[Tex Pete 20179]

55 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Yeah, but remember that one time they beat Bama?

Vaguely. It's been nearly a decade now.

[Gut Wagon 8052]

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

They’ve constructed a reality in which a decent team should never lose to any big 12 team other than Oklahoma 

What amazingly unlucky timing for aggy. The BDF had been tough as nails but turned to mush the year after they left it. Look how many cakewalk titles their exit cost them.  

[Richter 2230]

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

What amazingly unlucky timing for aggy. The BDF had been tough as nails but turned to mush the year after they left it. Look how many cakewalk titles their exit cost them.  

It’s never too late for A&M to claim those titles.

[Radical Larry 28528]

Checking in for another fix.

[TBGFL 397]

2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Checking in for another fix.

Beat me to it. Can't wait to see Aggy tears and idiot rationalizations

[Goodman 3273]

1 minute ago, TBGFL said:

Beat me to it. Can't wait to see Aggy tears and idiot rationalizations

[texifornia 56518]

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Checking in for another fix.

I'm out of pocket today. It's up to @Machinator or @Longhornfrenzy

[Radical Larry 28528]

Unacceptable. Please meet coach in his office and bring your playbook.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm out of pocket today. It's up to @Machinator or @Longhornfrenzy

You weren’t out of pocket enough to post this, so feel free to paste us the reactions. 

[texifornia 56518]

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

You weren’t out of pocket enough to post this, so feel free to paste us the reactions. 

For some reason, it's much more of a pain in the ass to split out the image links on mobile.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

For some reason, it's much more of a pain in the ass to split out the image links on mobile.

Oh I know. We just don’t care. 

[sdm 844]

That's cold Sydney.

[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

Frenzy has a bunch of aggy tears from Texags.  Basically a lot of "not worried, Jimbo will get his", "Jimbo will find a LB out of state" and then it turns into a Henson bashing.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

6 minutes ago, sdm said:

That's cold Sydney.

 

[RGBIII 22798]

Here for the tears

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Good thing the talent disparity in the bama plus 14 conference is closer than the big 12 who is only the sips and ou.   

 

Amirite guise 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[Bear19 82]

Got Jimbo, not worried. 

LMAO

Fuck aggy. 

[texaslong 678]

Jimbo, A&M, God, then family. That’s the natural order for those lunatics.

Edited August 3, 2019 by texaslong
Mistakes made

[Sgt Hulk 13647]

Not worried have jimbo 😂😂😂

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[Elmer_Fudd 22109]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Not worried have jimbo 😂😂😂

Should have been the 2022 thread title.

[Mdhorn 5911]

How are they going to sell losing to Bama, Georgia, LSU, Clemson and at least one, possible two of the Mississippi schools, SC and/or Auburn and not playing in a good bowl game again? It's not rocket science.  Oh yeah, they haven't played yet so they're winning it all yet again.  Please nobody say how it ends and spoil the ending because we haven't seen this play out for decades.  

[texaslong 678]

Must be nice to have a Jimbo response for everything. 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[texaslong 678]

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

How are they going to sell losing to Bama, Georgia, LSU, Clemson and at least one, possible two of the Mississippi schools, SC and/or Auburn and not playing in a good bowl game again? It's not rocket science.  Oh yeah, they haven't played yet so they're winning it all yet again.  Please nobody say how it ends and spoil the ending because we haven't seen this play out for decades.  

They could have a 3 win season and 2 days after the season is over it’s like it never happened. Every single year.

[Mdhorn 5911]

My favorite comment so far is "they've seemed to sort of thrown up the white flag for 2020 and are hitting 2021 hard."  Sorry to break it to you, but we have a better class in 2020 too.  

[Wishbone 4738]

13 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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This shit never gets old. Reading these rube reports is always an adventure in cult lunacy. However, lately, with all the new commits we’ve been picking up for both ‘20 & ‘21, it has become especially enjoyable to watch the spin gymnastics as it Is getting more and more difficult for them to camouflage their irrelevance as it pertains to CFB.