Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[texifornia 59,016]

Schools are often "not high on" 5-star offensive tackles. They're just not that important to building a good team.

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

Maybe “some reason” is Byrd telling them to fuck off. 

[Texas Wahoo 3,631]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Schools are often "not high on" 5-star offensive tackles. They're just not that important to building a good team.

Don't care, got cubes.

[GRHorn 105]

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Time to move the goalpost. Aggies not high on Byrd. 

sure

He’s such a fucking tool. As a side note, was watching one of the replays of an Aggy game after Ced passed and there was a Perroni on the Aggy DL. Any relation to this loser?

[Texasborn91 1,102]

They are more into the Guard business from what I’m told. Tackle is a dirty word in Aggyland.

[HtownHorn 15,236]

Why would the aggy coaches all of a sudden show interest in recruiting true OTs, they haven't recruited one since Jimbo got there.

[Pato del Muerto 53,500]

And the one they want is like 6’10. 

Of course he’s at the top of the fan board wants because he’s the one they’re most likely to get. 

Edited August 22, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[Beau Vine 55,865]

2 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

They are more into the Guard business from what I’m told. Tackle is a dirty word in Aggyland.

Why would you want a tackle on offense anyways?  You can't tackle the defense!  OTOH, you can *GUARD* your quarterback.

[Neonmoon 38,130]

speaking of hot takes. looks like they passed on Hayden Connor. Obviously

 

[texifornia 59,016]

"They said it doesn't feel forced or anything"

I'm sure that quote came about completely naturally given the month of "A&M pushed too hard and weirded them out" smoke around a bunch of aggy leans.

[golfclap 6,903]

The Cullen Montgomery shit is hilarious on several fucking levels. So transparent. 

But sometimes the jokes write themselves and this is a classic from Gabe Bock  ::

Quote

Cullen Montgomery, OT/OG, Bellaire (Texas) Episcopal -- at 6-foot-5, 290 pounds, Montgomery is a large underclassman projected for now to tackle, but could wind up moving inside in college. 

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

My favorite part is that Perroni can tell them that the aggy coaching staff, which has 0 OTs on the roster,  doesn’t want a 5 star OT and that somehow comforts those potatoes. 

[HenryJames 67,361]

5 hours ago, GRHorn said:

He’s such a fucking tool. As a side note, was watching one of the replays of an Aggy game after Ced passed and there was a Perroni on the Aggy DL. Any relation to this loser?

Brother I think.

[Bevo14 8,468]

25 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

My favorite part is that Perroni can tell them that the aggy coaching staff, which has 0 OTs on the roster,  doesn’t want a 5 star OT and that somehow comforts those potatoes. 

They don't need no stinkin' OTs, ya stupid sip

[Magus Ossis 2,997]

30 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

My favorite part is that Perroni can tell them that the aggy coaching staff, which has 0 OTs on the roster,  doesn’t want a 5 star OT and that somehow comforts those potatoes. 

It's amazing. There are a few "we aren't D1 coaches and need to trust coach Brown Strong Herman" types around, but the overall tone here if we tried to roll with no OT and no plan to get one would be pitchforks and game-day airplane banners.

[Dondrysdale1 379]

https://mobile.twitter.com/757EliteDB/status/1165388475195113472?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1165388475195113472&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.surlyhorns.com%2Fboard%2Findex.php%3Fapp%3Dcore%26module%3Dsystem%26controller%3Dembed%26url%3Dhttps%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2F757EliteDB%2Fstatus%2F1165388475195113472

 

This might kill aggy

Edited August 26, 2019 by Dondrysdale1

[HenryJames 67,361]

 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

I think Bryce Foster, Wheaton, Landon Jackson, Burris, Tumise, any of those commit to us and it would really hurt them. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,993]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I think Bryce Foster, Wheaton, Landon Jackson, Burris, Tumise, any of those commit to us and it would really hurt them. 

And we have a pretty good shot with all of those except Burris IMO.

[Thiefery 5,108]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

"If I had to put money on where he would chose to sign with today, I'd say he would be an Aggie"-Ryan B

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Oops

Edited August 26, 2019 by Neonmoon
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[Machinator 32,103]

[closetojumping 65,422]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This fits exactly into what others have heard. 

Foster was ready to commit. Redass gets fired inside the family and gets a pep talk from Liucci and crew, and throws a fit. 

So they compromise and take a “let’s make sure you’re making the right decision” approach and he’s going to visit some other schools before committing. OU might actually be a risk of being the compromise school if the redass is too strong in this one. 

I’m betting Texas when it is all said and done. 

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Please tell me Looch and Brauny called begging Foster not to commit to Texas. That would be hilarious 

[SydneyCarton 49,500]

30 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Please tell me Looch and Brauny called begging Foster not to commit to Texas. That would be hilarious 

They didn’t have to, they emailed his mom. She did the begging/demanding.

[Post Oak 20,566]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Brauny gets asked about the big name that will drop in August.

He replies it's still out there he thinks.  Meaning to me that he made it up and threw shit against the wall and it stuck.  

There was no big name.  Dam it aggy do I have to do everything for you.

[HtownHorn 15,236]

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Brauny gets asked about the big name that will drop in August.

He replies it's still out there he thinks.  Meaning to me that he made it up and threw shit against the wall and it stuck.  

There was no big name.  Dam it aggy do I have to do everything for you.

It was probably one of Manning or Ngata, but both decided to wait and take all their visits. He was just guessing, and it blew up in his face as usual.

[Beau Vine 55,865]

On 8/22/2019 at 10:58 AM, texifornia said:

Schools are often "not high on" 5-star offensive tackles. They're just not that important to building a good team.

What if they made the whole plane out of guards?

[Beau Vine 55,865]

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Please tell me Looch and Brauny called begging Foster not to commit to Texas. That would be hilarious 

His mom logged in and saw 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,993]

Tony Grimes is going to the Clemson/aggy game.  Will get an up close look of Coach Mo's outstanding group.

[Texasborn91 1,102]

On 9/1/2019 at 11:44 AM, SydneyCarton said:

They didn’t have to, they emailed his mom. She did the begging/demanding.

How do you know? 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tony Grimes is going to the Clemson/aggy game.  Will get an up close look of Coach Mo's outstanding group.

That is fantastic 

[texifornia 59,016]

2020nationalchamps delivered the Donovan Jackson news

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 59,016]

It can't happen, it won't happen, it's impossible

Spoiler

 

[texifornia 59,016]

More sweaty alternate timelines

Spoiler

 

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1,281]

So if Texas plays an inferior bowl opponent this year, and loses, at least we have a totally valid and TexAgs approved excuse. 

I feel much better and more secure now. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

NM. 

Edited September 5, 2019 by Lobwedgephil

[williemackgarza 1,826]

Any number of sports fan could write some shit about aggy and this is what 90% of those responses would look
like.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,993]

I'm sure Tony Grimes is impressed by aggy today.

[golfclap 6,903]

On 9/7/2019 at 5:04 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

I'm sure Tony Grimes is impressed by aggy today.

speaking of Tony Grimes and Aggy DB recruiting -- Damon, with one foot out the door, has an article on 5 2021 DBs to watch for ... the 5 DBs? 

5* Tony Grimes 

https://247sports.com/Player/Tony-Grimes-46048912/

4* Kaine WIlliams (a LA kid with an LSU offer) 

https://247sports.com/Player/Kaine-Williams-46059201/

4* Ishmael Ibraheem 

https://247sports.com/Player/Ishmael-Ibraheem-46059429/

3* Jaden Mosley from AL

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaden-Mosley-46083396/

Unranked Kaleb Higgins (who is now a S) 

https://247sports.com/Player/Kaleb-Higgins-46053572/

 

 

I think we'll see SEVERAL trainspottingonemorehit.gif with the 2021 DB class. 

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

11 minutes ago, golfclap said:

5* Tony Grimes 

https://247sports.com/Player/Tony-Grimes-46048912/

4* Kaine WIlliams (a LA kid with an LSU offer) 

https://247sports.com/Player/Kaine-Williams-46059201/

4* Ishmael Ibraheem 

https://247sports.com/Player/Ishmael-Ibraheem-46059429/

3* Jaden Mosley from AL

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaden-Mosley-46083396/

Unranked Kaleb Higgins (who is now a S) 

https://247sports.com/Player/Kaleb-Higgins-46053572/

So...no fucking way, unlikely pull, errrrrrboddy, who cares, and lol? Am I getting that right?

[Elmer_Fudd 22,993]

12 minutes ago, golfclap said:

speaking of Tony Grimes and Aggy DB recruiting -- Damon, with one foot out the door, has an article on 5 2021 DBs to watch for ... the 5 DBs? 

5* Tony Grimes 

https://247sports.com/Player/Tony-Grimes-46048912/

4* Kaine WIlliams (a LA kid with an LSU offer) 

https://247sports.com/Player/Kaine-Williams-46059201/

4* Ishmael Ibraheem 

https://247sports.com/Player/Ishmael-Ibraheem-46059429/

3* Jaden Mosley from AL

https://247sports.com/Player/Jaden-Mosley-46083396/

Unranked Kaleb Higgins (who is now a S) 

https://247sports.com/Player/Kaleb-Higgins-46053572/

 

 

I think we'll see SEVERAL trainspottingonemorehit.gif with the 2021 DB class. 

Isn't Ibraheem the one who ditched the aggy pool party early to come to the Texas stars at night?

[Burt Macklin 19,230]

On 9/5/2019 at 12:38 AM, williemackgarza said:

Any number of sports fan could write some shit about aggy and this is what 90% of those responses would look
like.

Texas A&M fans citing OU making the playoff 3 out of the last 4 years as a negative for OU or Texas not winning any trophies (less the Sugar Bowl) when aggy haven’t won their conference in 20 years, haven’t won a bowl on par with the Sugar Bowl in about 30 and haven’t won a real “trophy” since WWII is so fucking hilarious.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9,622]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Isn't Ibraheem the one who ditched the aggy pool party early to come to the Texas stars at night?

[golfclap 6,903]

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

So...no fucking way, unlikely pull, errrrrrboddy, who cares, and lol? Am I getting that right?

[Longhornfrenzy 6,325]

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[Fud 9,724]

14 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Perroni isn't current on his info... again 

[SydneyCarton 49,500]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

Perroni isn't current on his info... again 

I'm well aware of the apparent flip in interest from Jackson, but have I missed any reports or speculation about WHAT changed to make Jackson circle back on us? He was showing more interest before the visit this past weekend, correct? Has anyone heard why, or is it just being worked by Connor and Milroe?

[Katfid54 9,005]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm well aware of the apparent flip in interest from Jackson, but have I missed any reports or speculation about WHAT changed to make Jackson circle back on us? He was showing more interest before the visit this past weekend, correct? Has anyone heard why, or is it just being worked by Connor and Milroe?

Um.... we're Texas...?

[Longhornfrenzy 6,325]

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