Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[texifornia 56489]

Imagine what they'd do if a UT player acted like this

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[Sejjr 3246]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

This is such a great 9.95 answer. He gives 4 different possible dates. 

 

 

So by May 24th, unless it is June 5th, June 15th or June 27th. That Dr. Fauci Liucci really knows his shit.

I really just want to know where he will be crushing wings once the pandemic ends though.

Edited April 23, 2020 by Sejjr

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Wait, aggy thinks they had the #3 composite class in 2019?

[SydneyCarton 47847]

50 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Wait, aggy thinks they had the #3 composite class in 2019?

This shocks you? They think they’re a fine college education as well, along with not being racists. 

[texifornia 56489]

10 picks in and they start sucking off their daddies

 

[Burt Macklin 18996]

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

10 picks in and they start sucking off their daddies

 

Especially funny since the Big 12 has had the #1 pick the two years prior and currently has the best player in all of football. Classic aggy cognitive dissonance. 

[texifornia 56489]

Nothing like a good drunk text to your ex to let everyone know your night's going GREAT

Edited April 24, 2020 by texifornia

[Burt Macklin 18996]

30 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Nothing like a good drunk text to your ex to let everyone know your night's going GREAT

The only scoreboards that matter are 76-37-5 and 27-25, you fucking loser. 

[fattyflattie 4636]

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This shocks you? They think they’re a fine college education as well, along with not being racists. 

And in the top 1%.    Outside of sheepfucking and gloryhole stalls, I'm not seeing top 1% of anything.  

[Scholz 11933]

Why don’t you ever talk about the aggys, Billy?

[Sejjr 3246]

Congrats to aggy for their dominant first round success. 

[NoName 16291]

16 hours ago, texifornia said:

Imagine what they'd do if a UT player acted like this

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1000 yards and 8 TDs

last time A&M had a WR with these stats were 2016 (Josh Reynolds with 1057 yards and 12 TDs) and before that was Mike Evans with 1394 yards and 12 TDs in 2013. Ryan Swope in 2011 had 1207 yards and 11 TDs and Jeff Fuller had 1066 yards and 12 TDs in 2010

 

so they have had 4 WR seasons total in the last 10 years where a WR had 1000 yards and 8 TDs, but sure a true freshman who didn't play a snap his senior year is going to step into the SEC and make it happen! 

 

 

[RGBIII 22798]

hahahhahahahahha

[Thiefery 4965]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

last time A&M had a WR with these stats were 2016 (Josh Reynolds with 1057 yards and 12 TDs) and before that was Mike Evans with 1394 yards and 12 TDs in 2013. Ryan Swope in 2011 had 1207 yards and 11 TDs and Jeff Fuller had 1066 yards and 12 TDs in 2010

 

so they have had 4 WR seasons total in the last 10 years where a WR had 1000 yards and 8 TDs, but sure a true freshman who didn't play a snap his senior year is going to step into the SEC and make it happen! 

 

 

Bro, don't you Heis-MOND?!?!

[Leanderman 2267]

Time for some of these idiots to get a $EC Logo tattooed on the back of their necks to make it official.

[Getafix 28410]

Perroni, on Arroyo.

 

 

[TexasMan 10786]

Boy - Gabe, Olin, and Looch spent damn near 3 hours self fellating themselves about how great of a night the SEC had at the draft last night! Especially compared to that putrid Big 12! Of course, none of aggy were there, but they'll soon be standing up their with their SEC brothers! Well, not next year... but the year after, aggy will be churning out those 1st rounders because of Jimbo's elite level recruiting by God. 

Also, Olin and Gabe get into it with some sports writer who calls in talking about how overrated Jimbo is around the 25 minute mark.

 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/ljMMigRhiqs/0130739-kkom.mp3

 

[Getafix 28410]

Aggies ridiculing the roster mismanagement of the Hon'ble Gustavo Malzahn, head coach of the Auburn Tigers.  (You know, the team that has beaten them the last three years.)

 

 

 

 

[SydneyCarton 47847]

aTm criticizing OL recruiting is high comest dt very level. 

[SydneyCarton 47847]

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

aTm criticizing OL recruiting is high comest dt very level. 

Jesus thanks iphone. 
 

*high comedy at every level. 

[Burt Macklin 18996]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

aTm criticizing OL recruiting is high comest dt very level. 

 

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus thanks iphone. 
 

*high comedy at every level. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

Has anyone told Looch that defensive players from Texas, TCU, OU, amd Tech were drafted ahead of Mudubuike?  SEC SEC!!

[Mdhorn 5911]

35 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has anyone told Looch that defensive players from Texas, TCU, OU, amd Tech were drafted ahead of Mudubuike?  SEC SEC!!

Well, plenty of SEC, SEC players were drafted, just not any aggys.  But everybody'll be sorry when the farmers win it all next year, or the following year, or the year after.  

[RabidM 2664]

 

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

That board has already turned on Crownover basically calling him a JAG and he plays lazy.

[texifornia 56489]

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

That board has already turned on Crownover basically calling him a JAG and he plays lazy.

Good thing they took his 2 star brother to land him.

[Longhornfrenzy 5591]

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[texifornia 56489]

The Landon Jackson saga pt 1 - in which Jimbo goes through the "losing a legacy recruit to a big brother school" part of the aggy coach lifecycle

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[texifornia 56489]

LJ pt 2

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[texifornia 56489]

LJ pt 3 - Maybe Terry Price should stop barbecuing and start recruiting - fifaggy

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[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

We rag on Giles, but wtf has Price done these last 2 cycles?  He's lost every head-to-head against Giles ( Broughton, Collins, Sanders ) and now can't get a legacy.

[UDontKnow 10439]

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

LJ pt 3 - Maybe Terry Price should stop barbecuing and start recruiting - fifaggy

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Quickly becoming aggy's recruiting nightmare....

[texifornia 56489]

Karen trying to put out an grease fire with water

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[texifornia 56489]

part 5 - we're into "everyone's paying but us" territory

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Edited April 26, 2020 by texifornia

[texifornia 56489]

Part 6

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[texifornia 56489]

Bam

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bam

 

Perroni falling flat while trying to save face. Comedy gold.

[Scheiss Meister 8399]

It's like aggy have never heard that familiarity breeds contempt.

[texifornia 56489]

Post-commitment reaction. It's the visit restrictions that are the problem, you see

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[texifornia 56489]

part 2

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[texifornia 56489]

 

[texifornia 56489]

part 3 - "literally can't believe the top of board is committed to other programs"

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[texifornia 56489]

part 4

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[texifornia 56489]

Oh honey...

[texifornia 56489]

part 5

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[Elmer_Fudd 22104]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Oh honey...

That has to be a mfeldstein sock.

[victory88 5654]

This is how I imagine this board will be, me included, in July when the Brockermeyers commit to Bama.

[RGBIII 22798]

50 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh honey...

No fucking way does any sane human thinks LSU is a lesser school than aggy when it comes to football

[RGBIII 22798]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We rag on Giles, but wtf has Price done these last 2 cycles?  He's lost every head-to-head against Giles ( Broughton, Collins, Sanders ) and now can't get a legacy.

Was Leal a Price recruit? Only one I can think of