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2 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

"It's happening because they want it to happen."

That's the greatest spin Loochy has ever dumped into the trough for his subscribers.  Awesome.

 

 

Reminded me of this (btw - no CR! or however one is supposed to preface such posts ... )

 

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Perroni "haven't heard back from him yet but will try again" hahaha, what a shit stain. You know that he'll immediately go to "hate to be a pest but sips are saying you are slow and fat. Lucci told me that Price thinks you're the best DL in country and have you heard, aggie solved corona...."

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I love how Looch pivots the focus to 2022, with the 3-**** Katy defensive players that new TE offer is going to secure, or the TE from Dickinson are now locks even though aggy continues to struggle in state for 2 years running.

 

It's amazing that Jimbo keeps hiring coaches from outside the region to replace the guys that want out after taking his shit for 1-2 years.

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7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"Lotta lack of balls on here. Lotta."

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Internet tough hag is my favorite, Karen. Tells everyone on the board they don’t have balls right before she pulls the “you’re bullying this poor old woman” card and then when everyone gets mad at her she says she’s leaving for a week only to start posting 12 hours later. 

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Fisher and co about to land their primary target at te, after offering 3 others first to get Texas and Miami to bite before then offering their real top man now with less competition. Also he really wants to be an ag. Also also he has teammates that we want next class and this for sure helps with them. Also also also he’s not mooslim so all glory and thanks go to the correct, real diety. 

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On 4/28/2020 at 7:20 PM, RGBIII said:

Jahzion Harris is a 6-4, 215-pound defensive end from Erasmus Hall High School in Brooklyn who chose the Ags over offers from the likes of Ohio State, Michigan, LSU, Miami, OU, Penn State and several other notables. A four-star defender who could eventually land in the national top-150, Harris becomes the Ags' fourth 2021 commit and their first defensive pledge.

Some thoughts:

1) Pop in the tape (or just click 'watch' since it's 2020). This dude has what coaches refer to as 'juice.' He's a natural edge rusher who is built a lot like Von Miller was at the same stage of his career (probably a little heavier but a similar frame that should carry 245 pounds or so with relative ease).

https://247sports.com/Player/Von-Miller-5308/high-school-15570/

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5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Pennsylvania CB tweeted out his top 5.  Aggy, WVU, Tennessee, Michigan, and Pitt.

https://247sports.com/Player/Tyreek-Chappell-46079966/

Next purchase after Vaka? Or is Tennessee going to outbid?

(Kid has good friends at WVU and Pitt, so that’s why they are listed, and Michigan is the resume builder)

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8 hours ago, victory88 said:

Florida (Post Meyer) and Miami were stepping on their own dicks during his success there.  UGA still had Richt and while they recruited well, they weren’t on the cheating level they were now.  The ACC was also a joke while he was there.  Much easier to recruit kids and pay kids to stay close to home when you’re winning and the programs around you aren’t.  Plus FSU Atleast has some tradition of winning big unlike aggy.

This is going back a few pages but to this, I wanted to add that Fisher's national champion FSU team lucked into playing an obviously flawed Auburn team that needed two miracles and a badly overrated SEC Championship Game opponent (Missouri) just to qualify for the BCSCG, and then FSU was lucky to scrape by in that game.

That team was a house of cards. A playoff would have exposed them, as it did in 2014. 

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Perroni says he's about to put in the crystal ball pick for Garza and that he could commit real soon.

Perroni also thinks Crownover could be taken as a DE.

Cupp plus Wyder is was about as good of a TE class as I’ve seen, and Jimbo’s offense uses two way TEs better than perhaps any offense in college, at least up there with ND and Stanford 

Crownover and the katy kid are a far cry from that class 

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45 minutes ago, Fud said:

Cupp plus Wyder is was about as good of a TE class as I’ve seen, and Jimbo’s offense uses two way TEs better than perhaps any offense in college, at least up there with ND and Stanford 

Crownover and the katy kid are a far cry from that class 

What’s the prognosis on Cupp? Back 100% after the leg injury?

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I absolutely love the excuse that the pandemic ruined their strategy.  You know who wasn't ready for a fucking pandemic to hit that would cause recruits to not be able to step foot on campus? Literally fucking everyone. Maybe getting them on campus period as often as possible is a good idea you stupid fucks. 

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1 hour ago, Teryor said:

I absolutely love the excuse that the pandemic ruined their strategy.  You know who wasn't ready for a fucking pandemic to hit that would cause recruits to not be able to step foot on campus? Literally fucking everyone. Maybe getting them on campus period as often as possible is a good idea you stupid fucks. 

Yeah, but you don’t have as beautiful of a campus as a redass aggy, stupid sip! So it hurts us more, especially with ex soviet recruits.

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7 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

This is going back a few pages but to this, I wanted to add that Fisher's national champion FSU team lucked into playing an obviously flawed Auburn team that needed two miracles and a badly overrated SEC Championship Game opponent (Missouri) just to qualify for the BCSCG, and then FSU was lucky to scrape by in that game.

That team was a house of cards. A playoff would have exposed them, as it did in 2014. 

That year had more to do with the fact there weren't any dominant teams. It was just a fluke year where the top tier teams weren't that great. 

Michigan State finished #3 and South Carolina finished #4 in the AP Poll to give you perspective. 

But you're right that Auburn team was flawed. They squeaked by half their opponents  and it took a miracle for them to beat A&M, Georgia and Alabama that year. Throw in a loss to LSU. That would have been a shitty playoff year because there weren't any great teams. 

 

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5 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

aggy needs a season more than anyone. They need recruits to visit and try to flip momentum with results on the field. 

Nobody wants the season to be delayed but if it happened after NSD like some of these proposals it would be crippling to aggy. 

Virtual visits with no bagman hurting aggy

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