Jimbo 2021: Meemaw's Got a Brand New Bag

[Irieguy 1059]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

That's because they have 0% chance of even getting them to answer their phone call.

I love the denial they are in as Texas has continued whipping their ass along the lines. Green and Leal need to produce at a level that makes it feel like there are two of them, because outside of those 2, Texas has cleaned up.

Green AND Leal are a total of 2 people stupid sip. 

[texifornia 56522]

It's ok because Foster isn't a package deal, you guys

[Radical Larry 28528]

Foster may end up there, but it’s hilarious to watch them squirm after talking so much shit.

[texifornia 56522]

[texifornia 56522]

[texifornia 56522]

[Dbeasy 14969]

Y'all are laughing at them sticking up for Stowers but it's basically the same thing as us taking Milroe over Stone
If Stone committed to a rival in a couple weeks we'd be saying the same shit

Incredibly stupid take.

[shnsajax 3589]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So Herman is socially awkward, where Jimbo isn't while is exwife is getting trained on. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I just don’t see what they see, or claim to see, wrt herman’s personality. 

[Bevo14 8274]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

I just don’t see what they see, or claim to see, wrt herman’s personality. 

your first mistake was trying to see what aggy sees

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I just don’t see what they see, or claim to see, wrt herman’s personality. 

I, uh, don't think you really ought to be taking them seriously as effective judges of what is or is not "cool".

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I, uh, don't think you really ought to be taking them seriously as effective judges of what is or is not "cool".

And you're the one that chose to live among them for so many years. 

[texifornia 56522]

He's neeeervoussss

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And you're the one that chose to live among them for so many years. 

I make no apologies for buying cheap land. The other alternative would have been some place with no running water. Besides, it gave me plenty of excuses not to interact with neighbors -- it's easier to be a cranky old bastard if no one around you is worth knowing.

[Bevo14 8274]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

He's neeeervoussss

Did he learn something in the 49 minutes between those posts?

[Burt Macklin 18998]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Daddy's back. Also Adeyole is a unique misspelling of Adeleye

Holy shit. There is so much goodness today. 

From their massive overrating of their OL commits (calling Layden Robinson a stud lol) to the huge downplay of Ours. Trying to downplay Herb Hand compared to Henson.  Throwing out scared of the SEC. the schadenfreude of them trying to rationalize their belief Jimbo passed on Milroe who’s now racking up recruits for UT and them wanting him at Bama. 

In Jimbo We Trust (though he better make the CFP next year or we’re screwed). 

oh and daddy98 staying an astronaut/academic who reminds him of a Stanford OL as a bad thing. 

I mean this is the stuff aggy tears overdose  days are made of. Just incredible. 

 

Edited July 23, 2019 by Burt Macklin

[Burt Macklin 18998]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's neeeervoussss

So aggy wanted Conner but really want Foster, but when Foster commits to UT, they’ll really want some 350 lb 3 star. 

[texifornia 56522]

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

So aggy wanted Conner but really want Foster, but when Foster commits to UT, they’ll really want some 350 lb 3 star. 

[Viper 12030]

Can anyone point me to where this claim that milroe tried to commit to them came from?

[texifornia 56522]

1 minute ago, Viper said:

Can anyone point me to where this claim that milroe tried to commit to them came from?

Jimbo offered him. He is not an aggy commit. Therefore he tried to commit and was denied. It's science, sip.

[texifornia 56522]

Bwahaha

Edited July 23, 2019 by texifornia

[Scholz 11933]

"Another top 3 finish in the West and we'll be fine..."  Otherwise known as middle of the pack.  And there it is, folks.  Historical aggy water level is still what they're shooting for.  lulz.

"Socially awkward Herman..."  Their coach sounds like Boomhauer on Adderall.  

[RomaVicta 29792]

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I just want to add "somewhere else in the SEC that isn't Bama" since we play them 22/23. I enjoy aggy schadenfreude as much as anyone, but a Demas flip would be less funny when he lines up against us. 

Yes, we must, through our hoping, ensure that all of our opponents don't sign good players. 

I don't care if we have to play Demas. I don't care who Alabama recruits prior to our game. I'm guessing they'll have some good players no matter how much or little I care.

[Bodacious Bevo 3576]

Just now, RomaVicta said:

Yes, we must, through our hoping, ensure that all of our opponents don't sign good players. 

I don't care if we have to play Demas. I don't care who Alabama recruits prior to our game. I'm guessing they'll have some good players no matter how much or little I care.

Lol dude I'm just saying I'm not going to root for Bama flips the next couple cycles

[victory88 5659]

I want to update this list from my previous post.  Jimbo has yet to win more recruitments in the 4 classes that they have recruited against each other or currently recruiting against each other in.  

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Here are the list of players with aggy and Texas offers while both Bilbo Baggins and Herman were coaches at respective schools.  Many of these players were also offered and recruited by Jimbo at FSU before he took over at aggy in November/December of 2017

 

2018:  17-5 in favor of Texas.  We absolutely took their souls this cycle

Texas- Sterns, Foster, Green, Overshown, Eagles, Cook, Moore, Woodard, Jaimson, Coburn, Ossai, Epps, Ojomo, Ingram, Adeoye, Vaughns, Williams

Aggy- Slo'Neal, Preston, Brown, Wright, Jackson

 

2019-  10-8 in favor of Texas.  Still won more head to head for guys both teams offered.

Texas- Whittington, T. Johnson, Gbenda, Ro. Johnson, Shepherd, Sweat, Smith, McCoy, Floyd, Watson

Aggy-  Leal, Green, Cupp, Wright, Williams, Richardson, Mowry, Young

 

2020-  Texas leads 5-4

Texas- Garth, Crawford, Card, JQJ, Broughton

Aggy- Demas, Jones, Omeire, Ogunbiyi

 

2021-  Herman spanking that ass 4-0 so far on head to head

Texas- Milroe, Quay Davis, Mcree, Hayden

Aggy-  no one with a Texas offer

 

The made up aggy narrative that Jimbo is out recruiting Herman head to head is laughable.  Not only did Herman whip his ass on the field when they coached against each other but he's won more recruitments where both teams had offers from Texas and aggy.

Edited July 23, 2019 by victory88

[Funk Doctor Spock 11923]

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

“We can’t all graduate from the best university the land.” 

That should be the new aggy motto.

Lulz. Blackshire will not be a LB and they’ll be lucky to get 1 of those 3.

Jackson is almost definitely not coming to UT, but he’s got a ton of interest in Stanford, tOSU, and the SEC powers, so A&M is gonna have a real uphill battle and Henson isn’t exactly looking like a rainmaker at this point.

Herb on the other Hand....

Well...a Herb in the Hand is worth two in the bush. 

[Goodman 3273]

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I bet that "speak" fat Hamm had went like this "sips are saying you are a follower and can't make your own decisions, is it true you committed to them like they are saying?"

Edited July 23, 2019 by Goodman

[RomaVicta 29792]

4 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Lol dude I'm just saying I'm not going to root for Bama flips the next couple cycles

I know. 

[texifornia 56522]

[Johnny Sack 8397]

6 minutes ago, victory88 said:

I want to update this list from my previous post.  Jimbo has yet to win more recruitments in the 4 class that they have recruited against each other or currently recruiting against each other.  

===========================================

Here are the list of players with aggy and Texas offers while both Bilbo Baggins and Herman were coaches at respective schools.  Many of these players were also offered and recruited by Jimbo at FSU before he took over at aggy in November/December of 2017

 

2018:  17-5 in favor of Texas.  We absolutely took their souls this cycle

Texas- Sterns, Foster, Green, Overshown, Eagles, Cook, Moore, Woodard, Jaimson, Coburn, Ossai, Epps, Ojomo, Ingram, Adeoye, Vaughns, Williams

Aggy- Slo'Neal, Preston, Brown, Wright, Jackson

 

2019-  11-8 in favor of Texas.  Still won more head to head for guys both teams offered.

Texas- Whittington, T. Johnson, Gbenda, Ro. Johnson, Shepherd, Sweat, Smith, McCoy, Floyd, McCoy, Watson

Aggy-  Leal, Green, Cupp, Wright, Williams, Richardson, Mowry, Young

 

2020-  Texas leads 5-4

Texas- Garth, Crawford, Card, JQJ, Broughton

Aggy- Demas, Jones, Omeire, Ogunbiyi

 

2021-  Herman spanking that ass 4-0 so far on head to head

Texas- Milroe, Quay Davis, Mcree, Hayden

Aggy-  no one with a Texas offer

 

The made up aggy narrative that Jimbo is out recruiting Herman head to head is laughable.  Not only did Herman whip his ass on the field when they coached against each other but he's won more recruitments where both teams had offers from Texas and aggy. 

Go ahead and post that on the Texags Rivalries boards.  The delusional waterheads over there will stroke out.

[Goodman 3273]

37 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's neeeervoussss

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Did Milroe ever even show more than a passing interest in a&m? The rate at which they can just claim shit as fact is astonishing.

[SydneyCarton 47884]

4 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

Go ahead and post that on the Texags Rivalries boards.  The delusional waterheads over there will stroke out.

No they won't. They'll cross out half our commits and say we didn't really want them. They spent the entire cycle saying that didn't want Whittington. Seriously, I remember screenshot after screenshot saying he's not good and doesn't have a commitable offer. 

[SydneyCarton 47884]

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did Milroe ever even show more than a passing interest in a&m? The rate at which they can just claim shit as fact is astonishing.

He said himself in an interview he was favoring a&m as recently as a month or so ago. 

[Hank_Hill 18491]

Well in that case, Jimbo is a fucking idiot. But what's new

[pacman 7329]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

So Milroe and Foster were from Montgomery and just magically ended up at a HS in Katy? lol You do you Katy, Tx...

 

*Milroe's hudl makes reference to playing for Montgomery 8th grade football team.

Edited July 23, 2019 by pacman

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

I'm confused why they would move to Katy so that they could play for Tompkins, because before they got there Tompkins fucking sucked since it was a brand new school. 

Edited July 23, 2019 by Hank Scorpio

[Lonestar88 4585]

Foster plays for Katy Taylor, not Tompkins.

[Harry Ellis 445]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's ok because Foster isn't a package deal, you guys

Watching them freak out over the possibility of a package deal is hilarious. If UT does somehow land Foster too, can someone edit this gif to include both Conner and Foster as Dale and Brennan? Maybe Surly can hire an intern to do it.

Edited July 23, 2019 by Harry Ellis

[ShowmeyourTDs 1140]

17 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

Watching them freak out over the possibility of a package deal is hilarious. If UT does somehow land Foster too, can someone edit this gif to include both Conner and Foster as Dale and Brennan? Maybe Surly can hire an intern to do it.

Brennan: Did you say Hamb?  

Miss Lady: I said Hand.

[HtownHorn 14487]

Perroni may have to reassess his long head belief that aggy was going to clean up in 2021.

[texifornia 56522]

Traylor out here vulturing aggy legacies again

[Post Oak 20187]

1 hour ago, victory88 said:

I want to update this list from my previous post.  Jimbo has yet to win more recruitments in the 4 classes that they have recruited against each other or currently recruiting against each other in.  

===========================================

Here are the list of players with aggy and Texas offers while both Bilbo Baggins and Herman were coaches at respective schools.  Many of these players were also offered and recruited by Jimbo at FSU before he took over at aggy in November/December of 2017

 

2018:  17-5 in favor of Texas.  We absolutely took their souls this cycle

Texas- Sterns, Foster, Green, Overshown, Eagles, Cook, Moore, Woodard, Jaimson, Coburn, Ossai, Epps, Ojomo, Ingram, Adeoye, Vaughns, Williams

Aggy- Slo'Neal, Preston, Brown, Wright, Jackson

 

2019-  10-8 in favor of Texas.  Still won more head to head for guys both teams offered.

Texas- Whittington, T. Johnson, Gbenda, Ro. Johnson, Shepherd, Sweat, Smith, McCoy, Floyd, Watson

Aggy-  Leal, Green, Cupp, Wright, Williams, Richardson, Mowry, Young

 

2020-  Texas leads 5-4

Texas- Garth, Crawford, Card, JQJ, Broughton

Aggy- Demas, Jones, Omeire, Ogunbiyi

 

2021-  Herman spanking that ass 4-0 so far on head to head

Texas- Milroe, Quay Davis, Mcree, Hayden

Aggy-  no one with a Texas offer

 

The made up aggy narrative that Jimbo is out recruiting Herman head to head is laughable.  Not only did Herman whip his ass on the field when they coached against each other but he's won more recruitments where both teams had offers from Texas and aggy.

[closetojumping 62246]

28 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Traylor out here vulturing aggy legacies again

So who the fuck is actually attending their BBQ then? I feel like I keep seeing updates with players going elsewhere. 

[HenryJames 65890]

Price’s son is down for a maybe.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Just now, closetojumping said:

So who the fuck is actually attending their BBQ then? I feel like I keep seeing updates with players going elsewhere. 

Probably a bunch of guys who look like this:

[Machinator 32097]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

So who the fuck is actually attending their BBQ then? I feel like I keep seeing updates with players going elsewhere. 

Wheaton

[Drew 2331]

Maybe the idea of going to a Pool Party BBQ, in Texas...in late July, when they could probably stay home and do that at their friends/families house, isn't that big a draw?

[HenryJames 65890]

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Probably a bunch of guys who look like this:

Is that Crusher Jerry Blackwell?

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Wheaton will have car trouble and or ride issues.

Edited July 23, 2019 by Dondrysdale1