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8 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

That's like trying to distinguish between white trash with a bass boat parked on the right side of the lawn, and white trash with a bass boat parked on the left side of the lawn.

At least it’s not BCS, where the bass boat is on the front lawn.

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Let’s specify this weirdness. Because theres 1 of 2 really fucking weird things going on here. Either

 

1) this bitch hosted a birthday party for a college athlete in the woodlands, about 45 min away from college station (which from the looks of that pool and yard doesn't feel like the woodlands)

2) this fucking weirdo thinks it’s acceptable to take your fucking dog to someone else’s birthday party. Much less a 20 year old kid you likely don’t know. 

The decorations are paw patrol, are we sure it isn't a party for a little kid? Or a dog I guess

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Aggy suffers from delusions of grandeur. They're incapable of seeing why Grimes would choose UNC over A&M. 

Aggy made a cash offer. UNC finally matched. It's a closer school, so he's going there. If the money is the same relatively, and he has to play for a mid tier nobody, he'd rather play to the one closer to home. It's that fucking simple. 

now if a top tier comes into play with an offer (Georgia), then that would change things. 

Aggy is the floor offer. It's the reason they get all the NE mercenaries. Penn State ain't paying. They're not good enough to get Ohio State money or Georgia money, but they are good enough for a payout from the only bottom bitch still offering. 

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16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Aggy suffers from delusions of grandeur. They're incapable of seeing why Grimes would choose UNC over A&M. 

Aggy made a cash offer. UNC finally matched. It's a closer school, so he's going there. If the money is the same relatively, and he has to play for a mid tier nobody, he'd rather play to the one closer to home. It's that fucking simple. 

now if a top tier comes into play with an offer (Georgia), then that would change things. 

Aggy is the floor offer. It's the reason they get all the NE mercenaries. Penn State ain't paying. They're not good enough to get Ohio State money or Georgia money, but they are good enough for a payout from the only bottom bitch still offering. 

also if anyone in the country can negatively recruit against A&M it is Mack Brown

side note, i didn't realize Brewster left for Florida?

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2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

He's what brought florida into the Zach Evans $weep$take$

as much as i detested all the lit college station talk when he was at aggy, you have to respect his recruiting game.  How in the hell you sell a kid on two different universities while you yourself made a pitstop at one other school in between those is beyond me. 

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Texas A&M currently has 10 commitments for the class of 2021 with two others players – running back Earnest Crownover and linebacker Kenneth Phillips III – from the class of 2020 that will count toward this year’s 25-man limit.

That leaves 13 spots left as the Aggies look to put together another top-10 class.

Currently, there are not any safeties committed, but A&M will likely sign two players at the spot. There is quite a bit of young talent on campus, but the Aggies still have several players in the class they like and want to sign.

Here is a look at where things stand with all the targets.

-Terrion Arnold, Tallahassee (Fla.) John Paul II Catholic: Arnold is one of A&M’s top overall targets in the secondary. He grew up as friends with Jimbo Fisher’s son and knows the Aggie head coach very well.

While the 6-foot-2, 187-pound four-star defender says he still plans to visit College Station this fall, either officially or unofficially, the Aggies still have a bit of an uphill battle with him. Alabama is in a good position at the moment as is Florida and in-town Florida State. But, should A&M be able to get him on campus, it will help the chances quite a bit.

-Kendal Daniels, Beggs, Okla.: The Aggies really like the 6-foot-4, 190-pound four-star defender a lot. While some see him as a potential future linebacker, A&M sees him staying at safety and really likes his upside in the secondary a lot.

The No. 141 overall prospect in the country has the Aggies in his final four but, at the moment, they are trailing in-state Oklahoma and Clemson. LSU is the other school involved. Daniels has never been to College Station but plans to change that this season. He says he wants to take all his visits before making a decision, so that gives the Aggies some time to make up ground.

-Donovan McMillon, Canonsburg (Pa.) Peter’s Township: The 6-foot-2, 193-pound defender is one of A&M’s best bets to sign a nationally-ranked top safety. Though it is a recruiting dead period, McMillon recently made his way to College Station to explore campus on his own.

The safety has over 50 offers but three teams – A&M, Florida and Virginia Tech – are in the best position at the moment. Those were also the three schools to receive visits from him over the past two weeks. After having seen those three places in person, it is not out of the question that McMillon announces in the next month or so.

-MJ Daniels, Lucedale (Miss.) George County: If Daniels’ school sounds familiar, it is because the Aggies went in there on Signing Day this past February and landed national top-100 defensive tackle McKinnley Jackson from there over much of the rest of the SEC. Now, the Aggies have another player targeted.

The 6-foot-3, 185-pound Daniels had been committed to in-state Ole Miss until three weeks ago. Now, the athlete prospect is back on the market. Many of the other schools recruiting Daniels see A&M as a major threat in his recruitment with some feeling the Aggies are the leader. Though he could potentially play cornerback, which A&M has talked him about, safety would seem like his eventual position. A&M, Georgia and Mississippi State are in contact with him the most but he does not plan to decide anything until December.

-Kamren Kinchens, Miami (Fla.) Northwestern: At one point, it looked like A&M would have a very good shot at the South Florida defender. Though the Aggies are in the final five for the 5-foot-10, 201-pounder, it would be a bit of a surprise if he ended up in Maroon and White.

A&M has done well in South Florida since the arrival of Fisher and Kinchens has several friends that made their way to College Station last summer, including four-star signee Donell Harris. But, at the moment, Auburn and Miami look like more likely destinations.

-Jardin Gilbert, Baton Rouge (La.) University Lab: The 6-foot-1, 175-pound defender is one of the top players in the state of Louisiana and he picked up an offer from A&M in early April. Gilbert has an impressive offer list, including from most of the SEC, but it could come down to who presses the hardest for him.

After being offered by the Aggies, Gilbert said he had a lot of interest. He also already knew his area recruiter Tommie Robinson from the coach’s time at LSU. Gilbert is not in a hurry to make a decision and actually recently just narrowed his list to a top 13. That works for A&M as the Aggies continue to figure out where everyone on their board stands.

-Marques Buford, Oakdale (Conn.) St. Thomas More Prep: Originally from Chicago, Buford spent the past two seasons at Cedar Hill Trinity Christian in DFW. However, he decided not to sign and went the prep school route for this coming season as a lot of schools were already full.

Buford is listed as an athlete and could play wide receiver, corner or safety. His highest upside is probably at safety but A&M assistant coach TJ Rushing offered him as a general defensive back. The 6-foot, 190-pounder will spend the fall at prep school and then enroll at his school of choice in January. He does not currently have a decision timeline.

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-Terrion Arnold, Tallahassee (Fla.) John Paul II Catholic: "He grew up as friends with Jimbo Fisher’s son" is what Fisher sons probably thinks. That's what rich dorks say after inviting the entire grade over to their mansion. "Alabama is in a good position at the moment as is Florida and in-town Florida State." - He's going to one of these three schools. He's not even considering Aggy unless he wants a little visit bush. Oh wait, I forgot how he's super best friends with Fishers' son. 

-Kendal Daniels, Beggs, Okla.:  A&M is going to lie to this kid and tell him he's a safety so they can stand out from other offers. If some reason LSU, Clemson, and OU all explode from unidentified swamp gas, then maybe Aggy has a chance, but even then, he'll probably give Okie State a look first. 

-Donovan McMillon, Canonsburg (Pa.) Peter’s Township: NE Mercenary that will probably sign with Aggy unless Florida steals. Va Tech was listed to make it seem not shady

-MJ Daniels, Lucedale (Miss.) George County: Aggy put in an offer to this kid. It was larger than Ole Miss so he decommitted. A&M, Georgia and Mississippi State are in contact with him the most but he does not plan to decide anything until December, ie, Georgia could offer late and take him if the don't find anyone better. 

-Kamren Kinchens, Miami (Fla.) Northwestern: This guy isn't going to Aggy unless they up their offer amount. It's going to take more for him to slum it in college station. 

-Jardin Gilbert, Baton Rouge (La.) University Lab: Like LA kids, he's waiting on the LSU offer. Bama hasn't given him the committable offer yet, so he's waiting for those two teams to decide. He probably hasn't even opened other offer letters. 

-Marques Buford, Oakdale (Conn.) St. Thomas More Prep: Here is another no name that A&M has a real chance to sign

 

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What is going to be funny is when they run off Jimbo after several more 4-5 loss seasons, and the national recruiting dries up with little to no in state recruiting. If Texas is rolling, aggy is going to be in another 20 year hole.

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11 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

What is going to be funny is when they run off Jimbo after several more 4-5 loss seasons, and the national recruiting dries up with little to no in state recruiting. If Texas is rolling, aggy is going to be in another 20 year hole.

back of the napkin'ing it here but let's say he goes 9-4 or 8-5 for the next 3 years then gets run off.

they would still owe him like $37m + staff pool (currently its at $7m and change) + buyout for the next coach and another say $7m for their pool.

at that point they are already over $50m without the new coaches salary. assuming the new guy gets say another $7m (not like they can ever cheap out and give the new guy less than the old guy) that is ~57m without the coaches buyout

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28 minutes ago, NoName said:

back of the napkin'ing it here but let's say he goes 9-4 or 8-5 for the next 3 years then gets run off.

they would still owe him like $37m + staff pool (currently its at $7m and change) + buyout for the next coach and another say $7m for their pool.

at that point they are already over $50m without the new coaches salary. assuming the new guy gets say another $7m (not like they can ever cheap out and give the new guy less than the old guy) that is ~57m without the coaches buyout

Don’t overthink it. Aggie will “Leach” him by exposing KKL and refuse to pay rest of contract. Then they will hire a former aggie player and looch will write a novel explaining why it is greatest hire of all time and how they out played Bama to get him.

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4 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Don’t overthink it. Aggie will “Leach” him by exposing KKL and refuse to pay rest of contract. Then they will hire a former aggie player and looch will write a novel explaining why it is greatest hire of all time and how they out played Bama to get him.

I think this is exactly correct, but they'll go after Joey McGuire and Hugh Freeze. 

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

back of the napkin'ing it here but let's say he goes 9-4 or 8-5 for the next 3 years then gets run off.

they would still owe him like $37m + staff pool (currently its at $7m and change) + buyout for the next coach and another say $7m for their pool.

at that point they are already over $50m without the new coaches salary. assuming the new guy gets say another $7m (not like they can ever cheap out and give the new guy less than the old guy) that is ~57m without the coaches buyout

I don’t think they run him off in this scenario. 

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Jimbo isn't getting run off. That is nonsense. Look at their schedule. With 3-4 OOC auto-wins EVERY YEAR, they only need to beat the usual basement west teams (ole miss, miss state, Arkansas) and their permanent cross division rival South Carolina every year and they are at 8 wins. Seriously, their floor is 8 wins most years. Yes, one of Miss schools beat them sometimes, but they usually replace that W with an upset of Auburn or another team. 

 

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5 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Don’t overthink it. Aggie will “Leach” him by exposing KKL and refuse to pay rest of contract. Then they will hire a former aggie player and looch will write a novel explaining why it is greatest hire of all time and how they out played Bama to get him.

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Tarp with an absolute gem of an article about the 1975 aggy team and how close they were to a national title :: 

Lost opportunities: 1975 undefeated Texas A&M at Arkansas

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The Aggies had arguably their best defense ever with a slew of All Americans, all SWC players, and future NFL defenders. However, the offense was still trying to catch up and they ended up turning over the ball too much on a cold, wet day in Little Rock. The Hogs took advantage of great field position to score points and won 31-6 to send themselves to the Cotton Bowl and the Aggies to Memphis for the Liberty Bowl.

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Georgia went to the Cotton Bowl that season and Arkansas beat them 31-10. It's safe to say that A&M would have done the same.

Of course.

 

What's that? How did aggy do in their bowl you ask? aggy got beat 20-0 by a USC team that had lost 4 straight games heading in to bowl season. 

 

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Tarp with an absolute gem of an article about the 1975 aggy team and how close they were to a national title :: 

Lost opportunities: 1975 undefeated Texas A&M at Arkansas

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Of course.

 

What's that? How did aggy do in their bowl you ask? aggy got beat 20-0 by a USC team that had lost 4 straight games heading in to bowl season. 

 

Obviously, they didn’t want to be there.

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56 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Tarp with an absolute gem of an article about the 1975 aggy team and how close they were to a national title :: 

Lost opportunities: 1975 undefeated Texas A&M at Arkansas

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Of course.

 

What's that? How did aggy do in their bowl you ask? aggy got beat 20-0 by a USC team that had lost 4 straight games heading in to bowl season. 

 

Well, yeah, if they wouldn't have lost their last two games by a combined score of 51-6 they would've been undefeated national champions.  And, you obviously failed to mention veteran film actor William Lundigan died two days before their bowl game and I'm pretty sure the aggys were all broken up about it. 

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3 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Well, yeah, if they wouldn't have lost their last two games by a combined score of 51-6 they would've been undefeated national champions.  And, you obviously failed to mention veteran film actor William Lundigan died two days before their bowl game and I'm pretty sure the aggys were all broken up about it. 

The only 2 ranked teams they played that year were Texas and arky, so their 9-0 was smoke and mirrors. They got us at Kyle but had to go to arky and got whipped. Then showed their aggy spirit and tradition by quitting and having usc embarrass them. 

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51 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The only 2 ranked teams they played that year were Texas and arky, so their 9-0 was smoke and mirrors. They got us at Kyle but had to go to arky and got whipped. Then showed their aggy spirit and tradition by quitting and having usc embarrass them. 

The real story of that 1975 season is the lost opportunity Ole Miss had.  They hadn't lost a game heading into their opener at Baylor and fell 10-20, but they prevented the Bears from raping anyone in Waco that day.  With the opener dropping them under .500 for the first time all season, they were bummed to return the State of Texas just one week later to play at aggy.  The aggys hadn't played a game yet, so they were well rested and able to scout Ole Miss the week before at Baylor.  Ole Miss arguably had the second best defense on the field that day with a slew of All-District High Schoolers, also ran SEC players, and future Raising Cane's Assistant Managers. However, the offense was still trying to catch up and they failed to score in a 0-7 loss on a completely normal sad and depressing day in College Station. 

The best 0-2 team in the country had to hit the road for the third week in a row and fell to a powerful Tulane team that would've finished much stronger than 4-7 if they caught a few breaks, the ball bounced their way, and they weren't completely shitty.  The Rebels vaunted "Second Best Defense on the Field" held Tulane to only 14.  The offense found it's footing after being shutout the week before, and that foot was the kicker's as he booted a FG in the 3-14 loss. 

After the MSUCC (Mississippi State University Conspiracy Committee) arranged for Ole Miss to open with three straight road games, you knew they'd turn it around in the home opener with a rousing 24-8 win against the 4th best team in Mississippi, the Southern Miss Golden Eagles.  Not even 5 year old Brett Favre could keep the Golden Eagles from falling to the rising Rebels.  Of course, the NCAA couldn't allow the Rebels to get on a roll, so they're back on the road to Bama. If it had been played at home the 6-32 score would very likely have been reversed.  Ole Miss then ripped off a 1 game winning streak against UGA before losing their only home game of the year to South Carolina in a game that I'm sure we all know was poorly officiated.          

Those trials and tribulations really brought the team together to finish the season on 4 game winning streak in which the offense excelled, even breaking 20 points one time.  A failure in the bowl system not to have 40 bowl games is the only thing that prevented the Rebels from going bowling.  It's safe to say they would've won their bowl game if they were good enough to play in one. 

Sure, they were 6-5 on the season, but they outscored their opponents 16-15.  Four of their five losses were on the road.  Only three of their five losses were by 10+ points.  It's safe to say if they could've played all home games they would've made it very interesting.  As it turned it, 1975 was a Lost Opportunity for the Ole Miss Rebels.  

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8 hours ago, Shaddie said:

Don’t overthink it. Aggie will “Leach” him by exposing KKL and refuse to pay rest of contract. Then they will hire a former aggie player and looch will write a novel explaining why it is greatest hire of all time and how they out played Bama to get him.

 

8 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I think this is exactly correct, but they'll go after Joey McGuire and Hugh Freeze. 

Narrator:. "It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you, the next head corch of fighting Texas a&m aggy..... Johnny Football". aggy football will reach new high.

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