Cop draws weapon and kills...

[RollLeft 5088]

because he fears for his life from a Groundhog.

https://newsmaven.io/pinacnews/police-brutality/video-maryland-deputy-shoots-and-kills-groundhog-charging-towards-him-LMiRI5MCe0iFMTXy5HXsiA/

[Parliament 14565]

1) Why did the cop stop traffic for a groundhog?

2) Poiny blank range and it takes 2 shots to kill it?

3) Groundhogs are vermin. Got what he deserved.

 

 

[bschoolprof 6339]

just wasn't the groundhog's day.  

[Jerry Callo 8954]

Well, that's no ordinary groundhog!  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!

[Deej 77676]

Ever seen a groundhog? Furtive movement-making mofos.

[PilotsError 2339]

...

[ztejas 44114]

What a fucking retard. Should have his gun taken away. 

[Armybrat 41328]

Groundhog is now in perpetual shadow.

[TwiceHorn 31994]

What in the blue fuck was that?

That whole deal made absolutely no sense at all.

Edited March 25, 2019 by TwiceHorn

[HenryJames 67125]

05/07/2018

[Armybrat 41328]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

05/07/2018

That was my son’s 50th birthday.

[Pato del Muerto 53339]

14 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

The only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

Username checks out 

[Helobious 9756]

Ever since my dog bite/rabies scare I’ve lost all sympathy for aggressive mammals. Fucking kill them all. Cop deserves a medal.

[Newdoc 3508]

14 posts and no #groundhogslivesmatter ?  You’re better than that Surly.

[clapclapclap 9000]

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.  Why you got to gimme a fight?  Can't you just let me be?

[Texas_Rocks 347]

Ever since my dog bite/rabies scare I’ve lost all sympathy for aggressive mammals. Fucking kill them all. Cop deserves a medal.

Fair enough. The beauty of it though is that the cop actually went by the book and declared that he “feared for his life” when facing criticism for the shooting. He should have used your argument.

[Beau Vine 55829]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Well, that's no ordinary groundhog!  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!

Look, that groundhog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

[Incredulity 11861]

nm

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 25, 2019 by Incredulity

[Pato del Muerto 53339]

38 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.  Why you got to gimme a fight?  Can't you just let me be?

Gopher. 

But since you brought it up...

Edited March 25, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[UT_OB1 2262]

Pretty sure the groundhog could have invoked castle doctrine if it had a gun.  

[ChickenSandwich 9921]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Groundhog is now in perpetual shadow.

I guess if you count a chalk outline. 

[ChickenSandwich 9921]

And I assume “he was coming right for us”

[ChickenSandwich 9921]

1 hour ago, clapclapclap said:

I'm alright, nobody worry 'bout me.  Why you got to gimme a fight?  Can't you just let me be?

Derk Derk Derk Derk Derk-a

[Trey3216 15450]

Jeremiah was a groundhog...

[workswithseed 2201]

6 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Jeremiah was a groundhog...

Sorry you lost a good friend of yours.

[ajax 2671]

Must be a bitch to plant a weapon in its little paws

[Trey3216 15450]

22 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Sorry you lost a good friend of yours.

Never understood why he charged that cop

[workswithseed 2201]

20 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Never understood why he charged that cop

You should have helped him drink his wine

[hopkinsnhorns 533]

3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Well, that's no ordinary groundhog!  That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set your eyes on!

Look, that groundhog's got a viscious streak a mile wide.  It's a killer!

He's got huge sharp...  eh.  He can leap about...  Look at the bones!

[El Diablo 4232]

Let the word go forth, groundhog shenanigans will not be tolerated in Carroll County, MD.

[Pam Cummings 9825]

4 hours ago, Helobious said:

Ever since my dog bite/rabies scare I’ve lost all sympathy for aggressive mammals. Fucking kill them all. Cop deserves a medal.

I lol'd Purdy good at this one

[BigHorn'13 3480]

9 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

2) Poiny blank range and it takes 2 shots to kill it?

Didn't look dead to me

[BigHorn'13 3480]

7 hours ago, ajax said:

Must be a bitch to plant a weapon in its little paws

On the cool, little homie said take that badge off and see what these hands, er, claws lookin like. 5-O wasn't even trying to hear it...

[BigHorn'13 3480]

9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

What in the blue fuck was that?

That whole deal made absolutely no sense at all.

I'll tell you what that was. A byproduct of our criminal so called justice system. 

Phil always said he wouldn't be taken back alive...