So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas.

[Lou 264]

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

[DCA_HORN 725]

I think this place is restricted Wang,  so don't tell em you're Jewish. Ok. Fine.

[Macanudo 13012]

Hey everybody....  We're all gonna get laid!

[PatrickMcHorn 376]

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

[mr. sunshine 2833]

Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

 

 

[Harley Sullivan 3]

It looks good on you though.

[dcbc 14509]

Judge Smails, Smails the Third:  "Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven?"

Bishop:  "Yeah, Judge, that's a doozy."

Porterhouse:  "Colored boy!  Why you son of a bitch.  I'll fix your ass."

/sparks

Edited March 30, 2018 by dcbc

[Incredulity 11683]

He was night putting.

Putting at night, with the 15 year old daughter of the dean.

[Modessit 5603]

You must've been something before electricity.

Wanna make $14 the hard way?

[Modessit 5603]

She's been plucked more times than the Rose of Tralee. Biggest whore on 5th Avenue, I'm told.

[Jimbaround 975]

Hey Wong, what's with the pictures, it's a parking lot!

Wong, I think this club is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.

Sent from my SM-G930P using Tapatalk

[Bozo_Casanova 26553]

“Do you do drugs, Danny?”
“Everyday.”
“Good. So what’s the problem?”

[Iowa Horn 55]

Oh there won't be any money.  But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

So I got that going for me... which is nice.

[BlueGreySky 1032]

A-hoi polloi,

[NIUHuskies 504]

A Cinderella story...

[Modessit 5603]

I think I have enough butter now.

[Bull Horn 118]

You’ll get nothing and like it!

[BigDHornfan 6550]

Of course it is, I got it from a negro.

[66BUFF 2565]

11 hours ago, BlueGreySky said:

A-hoi polloi,

what did you just come from, a scotch ad?

[Modessit 5603]

Bye Chuck!

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Spaulding get your foot off the boat!

[hobbs 243]

Be the ball

Well, we're waiting!

Edited March 30, 2018 by hobbs

[swTXSU 18]

 This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

[RPM 26353]

Cannonball!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Right in the lumberyard. 

[retread 2951]

Now I know why tigers eat their young

[deadshank 24653]

16 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

 

 

 

[RPM 26353]

We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you. Natural springs.

[Bearlyhangingon 27]

Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

[deadshank 24653]

I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber...didn't want to; I felt I owed it to them

[phdhorn 6224]

I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for quite awhile.

(of course that would be my most memorable quote!)

Edited March 30, 2018 by phdhorn

[retread 2951]

Can I say something to you, Frank?

[Carl Spackler 3504]

Can't for the life of me figure out which movie these lines are from.

[RPM 26353]

Rat farts!

[Braff Zacklin 13662]

I want a hamburger. No! a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milk shake. I want potato chips--

 

You'll get nothing and like it!

 

[Modessit 5603]

Well, I ain't paying no 50 cents for no Coke!

[Lou 264]

Oh then you ain't getting no coke. Know what I'm talking about?

[Modessit 5603]

What's that sign say?

No bare feet.

What's THAT sign say?

No fighting.

[Lou 264]

You, Angie, pick up that blood.

[Both Tacos 1806]

Lacy Underall

[Both Tacos 1806]

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid

[BlueGreySky 1032]

you're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

[retread 2951]

Hey, Cary Grant. You want to get high? 

[Harley Sullivan 3]

What brings you to this nape of the neck?

[Jimbaround 975]

You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink because it's nobody's goddamn business how many drinks he's had already, right?

[DeepEastTexas 644]

It's easy to grin

when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat.

But a man that's worthwhile

is a man that can smile

when his pants are too tight in the seat!

[retread 2951]

You're blocking!

[Modessit 5603]

Here's an uncashed check for $70,000!

Keep it!

There's a bunch of them.

They're yours!

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

Elihu, will you come and loofah my stretch marks?