2019 Houston Astros Thread

[YChang 3,455]

Damn lost all control here

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Can we trade for marwin ?

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Can we trade for marwin ?

Bregman, Diaz, and Cole for Marwin.

Edited March 30, 2019 by SimonBolivar

[Wishbone 4,763]

Diaz cost us 3 runs and 20 extra pitches for Cole.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Diaz cost us 3 runs and 20 extra pitches for Cole.

Yeah, but Cole didn't help himself either:

 

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Diaz seems like he sucks 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Time to unload on the Rays 'pen. 

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Brantley showed up ready to hit, that’s for sure 

[runthebone 8,022]

I'm shocked, Reddick.

[Cooder 37]

Laser show. Damn

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Bottom of the lineup is weak sauce tonight 

[runthebone 8,022]

This is the inning.  

Edited March 30, 2019 by runthebone

[Scraps 13,569]

Chaz? Really?

Fuck this dork up

[Scraps 13,569]

Fuckin Chaz

[runthebone 8,022]

Or not.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fucking Diaz needs to redeem himself in the ninth.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Ugly, ugly game

[Scraps 13,569]

Fucking Diaz needs to redeem himself in the ninth.

Yep...better hit a 3 run homer

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Diaz can’t play SS 

[runthebone 8,022]

Diaz seems like a good addition.

[Scraps 13,569]

I think Diaz may be part retard

[WBT 20,638]

Diaz seems to have a rag arm

[cabowabo 4,492]

Diaz has a noodle for arm.

[Scraps 13,569]

Pinch hit for reddick bruh wtf

[runthebone 8,022]

Reddick's anger-to-goodness ratio is way off.  He gets pissed like he's an All-Star.

[Scraps 13,569]

So you’re sayin we won’t go undefeated

[WBT 20,638]

Who does Kalas want to catch the bottom of the 9th if you pr for Chirinos?

[WBT 20,638]

well that was a shitty game

[elfenix 34,330]

goddamnit

[Scraps 13,569]

Thanks Correa

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Blow it up !!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Correa owes me money to cover trip costs after watching this shit show tonight !!!!!!!!!

[DaysOff 7,959]

Never liked the CFM matchup.

[UTexasFight 9,514]

Who does Kalas want to catch the bottom of the 9th if you pr for Chirinos?

Gattis?

[perfectchaos007 6,677]

If you told me 12 months ago Verlander and Charlie Morton would win games 1 and 2 in the 2019 season I would have been excited for a 2-0 start

Edited March 30, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[Cosimo de' Medici 121]

On 3/28/2019 at 5:42 PM, TonyTexas said:

^^^^
Negging until you retire that picture.

You and Gandolf brings bananas with you on fishing trips I bet.

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

Diaz has a noodle for arm.

That’s an insult to noodles. I’ve seen many hs ss’s with better arms 

[DaysOff 7,959]

BUT MUY NECK IS SORE!

[David Dennison 18,938]

I miss Marwin.

[Scraps 13,569]

BUT MUY NECK IS SORE!

Needs to quit eating pussy and focus on making my life better by winning baseball games

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Dammit Diaz!

[henrygandorf 29,194]

57 minutes ago, Cosimo de' Medici said:

You and Gandolf brings bananas with you on fishing trips I bet.

i don't understand the insult, but that doesn't mean i'm not insulted.

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

Watch your tailpipe CDM

[Fozzz 152]

Diaz has decent mobility but his arm is a joke. Hopefully with Correa returning on Sunday we don’t see him for some time. 

[Fozzz 152]

2 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I miss Marwin.

Him and Diaz are probably similar quality SS but Diaz is more infuriating as he will get to more balls (and fuck up more often) than Marwin. 

[Planet Houston 4,930]

Fucking Correa. If you listened to Hinch’s pre-game interview, he said something that really pissed me off. He said “if he’s not 100%, he’s just not going to play.” I get that it’s game 1 (and 2) of a ridiculously long season, and you don’t want to make a nagging injury a more serious one, but come the fuck on. It’s baseball. Rub some dirt on it. 

Craig Biggio probably thinks CC is a huge pussy. And Hinch sounded irritated when he said that line, too. 

I hope I come back to this post in November to neg the shit out of myself after Correa goes on a monster playoff and WS tear.

[tx 3 putt 77,200]

Hopefully he heals up, last nights L was on Diaz 

[TonyTexas 10,518]

Diaz in 2 games: 0-7 with 3 Ks. 3 errors but really should be 4 as they inexplicably gave Gurriel the E on one of Diaz’ misfires. Yikes.

[HoustonFrog 368]

Correa situation seems like a Kawhi deal where he’s going to listen to his medical people (and Boras) and ignore the Astros staff. All about trying to protect for the next contract


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[FondrenRoad 4,378]

Since Correa is never going to play, they should move Bregman to SS, Gurriel to 3rd, White to 1st, and Diaz to the concession stands.