2019 Houston Astros Thread

[henrygandorf 29197]

the season starts tonight!

[Planet Houston 4931]

Springer Motherfuckin’ Dinger!!!!

[UTexasFight 9551]

The house that Springer tore down

[TexArcher 38080]

Smyly hasn't pitched in like 14 years and he's coming up on 20 pitches in the first inning.

[Scraps 13584]

Green light

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

412 ft.

 

[Rimbo 26158]

wait...what? First career leadoff homer? I uh... wait... 

 

checks calendar

 

oh.

[UTexasFight 9551]

Death, taxes, Tom Izzo in March, and George Springer leading off in Arlington

[TexArcher 38080]

Love it when Rougie's out.

[SimonBolivar 10961]

So far this has been more fun.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

God damn the rangers stadium is pretty empty. Pretty pathetic playing a rival at home the first week of the season. MMP would be packed.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

God damn the rangers stadium is pretty empty. Pretty pathetic playing a rival at home the first week of the season. MMP would be packed.

I'm heading up tomorrow

[UTexasFight 9551]

God damn the rangers stadium is pretty empty. Pretty pathetic playing a rival at home the first week of the season. MMP would be packed.

Not in 2013.

 

Edit:

For grins I checked.

Game 2 of the season opening series in 2013 against the rangers had 23k (the Marwin vs Yu game). Next night, 16k.

[SimonBolivar 10961]

Already at 50 pitches.

[UTexasFight 9551]

This team sucks against below 95 mph pitching

[Scraps 13584]

God damn the rangers stadium is pretty empty. Pretty pathetic playing a rival at home the first week of the season. MMP would be packed.

Yeah no.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[MirrOlure 14870]

So who declared that the strike zone box was necessary?

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Carlos's hit was 112.1 off the bat.

[TexArcher 38080]

Nice swing, Guzman, but you still have boy band hair.

[WBT 20675]

Rangers still play that bush league natural song i see

[WBT 20675]

Looked out in real time.  Peacock seems like his UZR sucks.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

So at what point do we get concerned about this offense??? 2 weeks??? A month???

[henrygandorf 29197]

3 weeks.

altuve swinging at that shit in the dirt is not a great sign, even if he is healthy.

[Scraps 13584]

3 days ago

[Planet Houston 4931]

C’mon Carlos, don’t suck

[Planet Houston 4931]

Ding ding ding!!!

[WBT 20675]

Correa!! 

Let's try to get the leadoff double around and in this time.

[TexArcher 38080]

11 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

So at what point do we get concerned about this offense??? 2 weeks??? A month???

The only reason to be concerned is if you think Altuve and Bregman will be terrible all year. 

It's not unusual for hitters to be slow to get into a rhythm out of the gate.  They'll be fine.

[henrygandorf 29197]

yuli inside outs every swing...until we have a runner at 2nd with nobody out.  zero situational hitting so far this season.

[cabowabo 4514]

We scored a run.   I’ll be damned. 

[Planet Houston 4931]

Chirinos!

[henrygandorf 29197]

thanks for the correction, chirinos.

[WBT 20675]

Lulz, 61 mph off the bat for that double by Chirinos.

[Scraps 13584]

T wizzle needs to get that 280lb load behind one and park it

[Planet Houston 4931]

Tyler White sucks. 

[TexArcher 38080]

How the hell do Major Leaguers still not know that you get to first faster by running through the bag?

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Tyler White sucks. 

Word

[Scraps 13584]

Tyler White sucks. 

So does this ump

[Sleepygrad 1029]

fuck

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Friggin A

[Scraps 13584]

Boom. Fuck off odor

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck you, Odor

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Sit your dwarf self down.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Chirinos is Febreze:  He got rid of the Odor.

Edited April 2, 2019 by clapclapclap

[henrygandorf 29197]

man that's nice to see.

[Scraps 13584]

Peacock is Andrus daddy shark

[henrygandorf 29197]

great fucking outing bp.  would've rather you left with a 3-4 run lead, but here we are.

[SimonBolivar 10961]

I thought that was 3 outs too Brad.

[huge 3795]

Pretty good whip I guess