2019 Houston Astros Thread

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Geez another poor strike.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Astros feed on directv is out so I’m watching rangers broadcast.

Broadcast after hinch ejection: “so by my calculation after those 2 ejections Steve Sparks the Astros radio broadcaster is now managing Houston”

I’m watching fine on directv

[Cooder 37]

I’m watching fine on directv

It’s back up now

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Didn't realize Hunter Pence was traded to the Rangers. I still remember his time as an Astro

[patrickdrinksbeer 793]

Didn't realize Hunter Pence was traded to the Rangers. I still remember his time as an Astro

he was a non-roster spring training invite

[Scraps 13570]

Didn't realize Hunter Pence was traded to the Rangers. I still remember his time as an Astro

Wasn't traded...signed there, but yeah. Worthless fact....I share the same bday as him (not year)

[Scraps 13570]

Numero 5 was a ball...lulzzzzz

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Fuck this ump 

[Scraps 13570]

Pretty sure thats an out but fuck you umps

[Scraps 13570]

Yes F bombs!!!!

[kevwun 15811]

Yeah, think he got him when Springer's hand came off the bag.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

There's  1 CS. 12 more to go.

[Planet Houston 4930]

Still can’t believe this ump. What a fucking clown. 

[Scraps 13570]

[clapclapclap 9000]

I don't know why y'all aren't appreciating the beauty of the human element of baseball.  It makes the game so much more interesting.  Would be such an abomination to automate balls and strikes....

[henrygandorf 29194]

4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Still can’t believe this ump. What a fucking clown. 

yup.

you wanna call a shit game?  fine.

you wanna be an asshole to our guys?  ok.

but you can't do both.  

when someone is challenging balls and strikes and you show your ass, you look like you've just then realized how fucked your calls were.  if you're gonna call it shitty, do it quietly and mind your fucking business.  hopefully the circus will get the league to at least check the tape.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Can’t even get border line calls and rangers are getting strikes Called in the dirt. Seriously fuck this piece of shit.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

28 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

"I can do whatever I want!" wow what a powertrip by the ump. He should be suspended...but he won't be

Yep. Fucking douchebag:

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Wonder if Cole will get tossed too:

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

No Mea Kulpa

[Rip76 4946]

Correa is hitting hard.

[Scraps 13570]

Wonder if Cole will get tossed too:
 

Fully expected it because as he walked off the mound you could tell dumbass engaged Cole cause he looked over and said “WHAT?”

[WBT 20640]

2 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Correa is hitting hard.

He looks good, almost like he's a top 10 SS when healthy.  Hmm....

[Scraps 13570]

White is gonna get tossed soon lol.

[Scraps 13570]

Correa is hitting hard.

107 off the bat on that one

[WBT 20640]

Damnit

[clapclapclap 9000]

Not so great, White.

[David Dennison 18939]

Our holes are glaring so far.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

One day our offense will wake up. One day. 

[huge 3795]

Correa is on fire.

The rest is on cold turd in the yard status

[clapclapclap 9000]

So touch an ump and get suspended, but an ump can push a player?

[henrygandorf 29194]

jesus, he stepped in front of cole during warmups?  wtf dude.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

jesus, he stepped in front of cole during warmups?  wtf dude.

Cole and Stassi should get "crossed up" and send a 99 MPH FB into this ump's knee

Edited April 4, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

So touch an ump and get suspended, but an ump can push a player?

You heard him. He can do whatever he wants. He could hit Stassi with a bat if he wanted to. 

I don't think I've ever seen an ump consistently start shit with players in a game before. 

[clapclapclap 9000]

So if the Astros and the umps get in a brawl, do the Rangers break it up?

[henrygandorf 29194]

1 minute ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Cole and Stassi should get "crossed up" and send a 99 MPH FB into this ump's knee

i literally almost just posted something like this.

cole's last game, the homeplate ump was getting destroyed by morton's cross-ups.  i almost felt bad for him.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Goddam it. Seems insurmountable with the way we're hitting

[David Dennison 18939]

Fourth walk to Gallo in two games. And of course he scores.

The Astros are playing some bad baseball.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Wow. Wheels are off this team

[cabowabo 4492]

This team is fucking depressing to watch. 

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Fourth walk to Gallo in two games. And of course he scores.

The Astros are playing some bad baseball.

The complete and total inability to hit with runners on base is something to behold. 

[drewlaws 126]

This is not fun to watch.

[clapclapclap 9000]

NBC noticed:

 

[Mez2 4025]

This team is gonna fuck around and start the season 7-17 again

[huge 3795]

Another. Of course

[David Dennison 18939]

Wow.

Just wow.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Our double play woes from last year are back

[elfenix 34330]

i had hoped the astros weren't going to get DP'd so much this year

[FondrenRoad 4378]

Damn this game is frustrating. In all facets of the game. 

Now 2 errors in an inning and we still won't score. 

[WBT 20640]

Lulz at Reddick on the field mike: "It's not all about you"