2019 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 74771]

welp

 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Just now, runthebone said:

James needs to go to AAA

Yeah, he has not looked good

[cabowabo 4381]

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Would be pretty pleasantly surprised if it stays a one run game. 

He he he. I hope Correa becomes 1/4 the player Lindor is when he grows up 

Edited April 27, 2019 by cabowabo

[Gut Wagon 8017]

The bloom is off the rose. Now looking at a bunch of thorns. 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

this sucks 

[henrygandorf 28620]

3 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

Our bullpen is uh not good this year...

just like most years, our "leading" bullpen is great - pressly, osuna, maybe rondon?

but our "tied/trailing" bullpen is terrible - everyone else.

we've been really bad the last few years at 'holding' a small deficit.  

[Jshep34 2294]

Doing pregame today

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[Rimbo 25212]

the city of cleveland deserves the browns

fuck this shit

[cabowabo 4381]

Pathetic inning there. Pathetic performance. 

[YChang 3366]

Poor... so poor

[elfenix 34001]

Damnit

[Hank Chinaski 6305]

3 runs on 10 hits + 4 walks. Hitting was not timely tonight. Striking out 12 times doesn't help. 

And yeah, James is a gas can. 

[Jshep34 2294]

James has fallen off. Bullpen has become a gas can with exception of Osuna

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[Mez2 4010]

55 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

even when he was hot it was like he wasn't really helping.  does he have an rbi yet this year?

he had a 2-0 pitch coming to him at some point tonight, and kalas was like, "he should see something good here..."  and i thought to myself. "so?"

whatever fear i had when pitching to someone crazy like gary sheffield waving his bat and looking like every swing was going 500 feet, i feel the exact opposite when i watch tyler white.  i would fear kemp more.

HG, you know a shit ton of baseball,  what you just posted is legit. Why are we posting on Hines  property? 

[Mez2 4010]

10 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

James has fallen off. Bullpen has become a gas can with exception of Osuna

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Yeah but people think we're gonna have the same team towards the end of the year 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

 

[David Dennison 17660]

Have we talked about how shitty Tyler White is?

Zero HR. Zero RBI.

[Honeysucklerose 955]

 

Oh man. That's good there.

[Mez2 4010]

9 hours ago, David Dennison said:

Have we talked about how shitty Tyler White is?

Zero HR. Zero RBI.

Same as me!

[Scraps 13461]

Have we talked about how shitty Tyler White is?
Zero HR. Zero RBI.

Shhh. You will anger the sunshine pumpers.

[Hank Chinaski 6305]

White is slugging .317. He boosted his OBP by walking 4 times in 2 games this week, but he's been awful. 

I keep bitching about it, but it is maddening how little production this team gets from DH and 1B, considering those are two positions that should be relatively easy to fill with competent hitters. (Yuli isn't terrible, but he isn't particularly good by 1B standards.)

[Scraps 13461]

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Need to get back on the W train today 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Well that escalated quickly 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

 

 

 

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Some offense would be nice 

[TexArcher 36905]

Runs are good.  I like runs.  

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Stassi brings new meaning to the word ‘suck’ 

[Jshep34 2294]

Good seats

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[UTexasFight 9288]

White is slugging .317. He boosted his OBP by walking 4 times in 2 games this week, but he's been awful. 
I keep bitching about it, but it is maddening how little production this team gets from DH and 1B, considering those are two positions that should be relatively easy to fill with competent hitters. (Yuli isn't terrible, but he isn't particularly good by 1B standards.)

He’ll be gone within a week

[TexArcher 36905]

National announcers think Altuve is 5' 8".  

Holy shit.

[Player 4566]

Good seats

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Much better than mine.



So far this gomer has asked:

do they ever open the roof?

does it ever sell out?

do they come around with beer, or do you have to go back up top?

is that Yuli Gurriel? (while looking at a pic of Gurriel on his phone)

He also asked my wife if she was finished with her water bottle so he could use it as a spittoon.

He’s as frustrating to listen to as our offense is to watch.

[TexArcher 36905]

You should piss on him.

[TexArcher 36905]

Like Correa just pissed on that pitch!

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Nice to be ahead 

[Scraps 13461]

Laser beams

[Limp Brisket 529]

Son of a bitch

 

[YChang 3366]

This bullpen...

[Scraps 13461]

Well only way we win is with a walk off and I am back bitches!!!

[tx 3 putt 74771]

Damn Correa can glove 

[Scraps 13461]

Reddick needs to make this quick....1 pitch plz

[Scraps 13461]

Free baseball

[Scraps 13461]

He mad

[mycox 582]

Not the same when you break the bat on the 2nd attempt. Still impressive though. 

[Mo Horn 8680]

Kemp with the walk off homer

[cabowabo 4381]

Fucking A Kemp.

[TexArcher 36905]

WALK IT OFF, TONY MOTHERFUCKING KEMP!

[perfectchaos007 6527]

Kempin aint easy!

Edited April 27, 2019 by perfectchaos007

[Limp Brisket 529]

Holyshit