2019 Houston Astros Thread

[realgreggym 835]

37 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

 

Could Verlander pitch on Monday so he could pitch in the Red Sox series?

[Mo Horn 8,849]

8 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

Could Verlander pitch on Monday so he could pitch in the Red Sox series?

Too early in the season to worry about one game and changing his routine. 

[realgreggym 835]

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Too early in the season to worry about one game and changing his routine. 

thanks

[UTexasFight 9,464]

JV will pitch next Sunday against the Red Sox

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Former Dodger Eric Karros thinks Dodgers are best team in baseball?

 

Absolute fucking shocker.

 

What other squad has lost their best player and a former MVP and stretched their record/ Run differential?

 

Gawd I hate national telecasts.  Just go win this shit so these miserable fucks have to live with it.

Edited May 18, 2019 by slorch

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can't say im looking forward to the fucking fox broadcast team blowing the red sox and  yankees the entire game

hopefully joe buck drops dead before first pitch, same for smoltz. in fact hopefully they die sucking each other while being lit on fire 

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damnit

[1leggedduck 443]

My response, Joe Fucking Buck. Joy.

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a vest bomber needs to hit that booth tonight 

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George is getting mildly annoyed

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springer slackin...

 

only 3 bases on first pitch..

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Let's go for the cycle, George.

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fuck me - joe buck, smoltz AND white + stassi

 

why is god punishing me ?????

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Springer hits a triple. Buck talks about how awesome JBJ played it

Edited May 18, 2019 by Seasick Sailor

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damn bradley played that horribly 

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bring him home 

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come on uncle mike !!!

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Uncle Mike!!  I thought he got it out.

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Reddick catches that...  announcers are high.

 

 

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This is how good Boston's OF are...they also did not catch two off-the-bat xb hits.

[Player 4,575]

Still talking about how awesome the sawks OF is. I hope they keep “just missing” them all night.

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Some of the most impressive misplays in the outfield that you'll ever see!

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Just now, WBT said:

This is how good Boston's OF are...they also did not catch two off-the-bat xb hits.

 

both those were catchable balls

 

smoltz already chocking on red sox cock - no one eles can even get to that ball ! L O L !!!!!!!

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get that bullpen warmed up you fucking douchebags 

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LULZ @ Astros weren't a good match up for Velasquez lulz 

no shit you dumb mother fucker smotlz, the astros aren't a good match up for all of MLB you fucking stupid piece of shit 

[TonyTexas 10,515]

I think you guys are hyper sensitive. The Astros get plenty of props by the national media

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i hope that foul ball beaned a red sox fan 

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Screw Papa Johns.  But I'll still take a grand slam to go.

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Just now, TonyTexas said:

I think you guys are hyper sensitive. The Astros get plenty of props by the national media

They are making shit up that just sounds fucking stupid.

 

The missplay by Betts wasn't remotely close to being a spectacular play.

 

 

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woooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wow, nice throw 

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come on yuli 

[henrygandorf 29,191]

really should've gotten mb to 3rd when the ball went thru.

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The Yuli!!

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stroooong throw by Bradley.

 

Holy fuck....it's not going to end.

 

Just score 20 H-town Crushers.   Fuck these guys.

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They're pulling him already?  After 6 batters?

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lulz 

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Just now, WBT said:

They're pulling him already?  After 6 batters?

After all of those outstanding defensive plays?

[henrygandorf 29,191]

smoltz reminding the home audience how close this was to a being good inning for the red sox.

cora reminding everyone else that the inning is not going well, and takes out his starter.

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short night for that starter 

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very curious to see how martin reacts to all this

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Even Great White hitting the ball

[rvm96 1,643]

Even Tyler White gets a hit 

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3+2 = 4 Buck?

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you know it's a bad night when white gets a hit 

[Limp Brisket 546]

Just now, clapclapclap said:

3+2 = 4 Buck?

He wishes

[henrygandorf 29,191]

hey boston, can you hold this nickel for me right quick?

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i hope we drop 20 on these fuck sticks 

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Harry Doyle:  How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

 

Joe & John:  How can they score so much with such spectacular play by the BoSox outfield?

 

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I hope fucking Springer bats again this inning.