2019 Houston Astros Thread

[Player 4576]

Scraps showing up for $1 dog night? 

[tx 3 putt 77445]

glad to see rodgers get a shot 

[UTexasFight 9528]

I find it strange that a bullpen warmup would affect the retroactivity of the injured list.
 https://twitter.com/chandler_rome/status/1130932161975083008?s=21

Right. Had no idea that impacted status.
Springer/Diaz better stay the hell away from the on deck circle

[Slacks 6862]

If i'm ever going to need a pinch runner, I'm thinking Kemp. He's also more versatile and cheaper on uniforms and snacks. 

I have nothing to do with it.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Do they still do free parking for Honda’s in C lot?

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Do they still do free parking for Honda’s in C lot?

Humble brag

[tx 3 putt 77445]

i thought it was mazdas ?

no clue, i walk to the game 

[RoundRobin 828]

Donde esta Julia?

[tx 3 putt 77445]

This team fucks. Love bregman talking World Series shit in Spanish 

[tx 3 putt 77445]

8 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Donde esta Julia?

Mexico vacay 

[cabowabo 4514]

20 minutes ago, RoundRobin said:

Donde esta Julia?

I’m enjoying the replacement.  

[Scraps 13581]

Donde esta Julia?

Getting railed by her husband

[RoundRobin 828]

Well...good for her...I guess. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

right elbow discomfort?

yikes.

[tx 3 putt 77445]

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

right elbow discomfort?

yikes.

Yeah, we need to be taking with the giants 

[WBT 20670]

3 hours ago, Player said:

Scraps showing up for $1 dog night? 

 

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.  If it's good enough for Bogie...

[Scraps 13581]

$1 dog night blows. Its the same logistical nightmare everytime. We can land on the moon but we can't efficiently sell hot dogs

[Steamboat1874 4085]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz.  If it's good enough for Bogie...

Nothing better than a ball park hot dog and the best I have had so far was at Fenway two years ago.

Nothing fancy. 

A dog on a bun with mustard and relish.

It was awesome.

[Tommy Nobis 905]

$1 dog night blows. Its the same logistical nightmare everytime. We can land on the moon but we can't efficiently sell hot dogs

All dollar dog lines should be cash only. If you have to swipe a god damn card for a few dogs get the fuck out of my way. Straight cash homie.

[elfenix 34332]

Damnit

[WBT 20670]

8 Ks through 4 and still only 51 pitches

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Can we get Verlander some runs against these slapdicks this inning? I know the engines down a couple cylinders but it's time to push the gas.

[elfenix 34332]

Yuli!

[tx 3 putt 77445]

Yuli !!!!

[elfenix 34332]

Yuli!

[tx 3 putt 77445]

15 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:

 

All dollar dog lines should be cash only. If you have to swipe a god damn card for a few dogs get the fuck out of my way. Straight cash homie.

 

 Chic fil a line had zero people , it was an easy choice 

[elfenix 34332]

 Chic fil a line had zero people , it was an easy choice 

Section 120 dollar dog is shortest line

[tx 3 putt 77445]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 Chic fil a line had zero people , it was an easy choice 

Section 120 dollar dog is shortest line

I think scraps went to the upper levels to find a shorter line lulz 

[WBT 20670]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Section 120 dollar dog is shortest line

120? Nice humblebrag

[cabowabo 4514]

8 Ks through 4 and still only 51 pitches

Don't go there.......

[Guadaloopy 11014]

Dang.  Kemp has just missed a couple of those this past week.  

[Guadaloopy 11014]

Great AB by Kemp.   

[henrygandorf 29194]

whenever we’re banged up i feel like our stars press. we need bottom of the order production until the boys are back. 

[elfenix 34332]

Hot?

[Guadaloopy 11014]

Two full count walks and each batter hit one well over HR distance.  It’s about to go off.  

[WBT 20670]

Pulling him mid-AB is David Pierce bush league stuff

[henrygandorf 29194]

whenever the bases are loaded, bregs is coming up. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

Eric Gregg would have called that a strike if Glavine was pitching.  

[Guest]

Clean the bases Bregs.

Edited May 22, 2019 by slorch

[elfenix 34332]

Fuck yeah

[WBT 20670]

Lulz, Jake thought about going then slammed on the brakes

[henrygandorf 29194]

we need 2-3 more to acct for this horrendously long inning. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

that’ll do. 

[TonyTexas 10530]

Professional hitter

[runthebone 8047]

This half inning has taken 2 hours. 

[Lat22 4018]

That was a professional hit.

[elfenix 34332]

Woooohooooo

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Uncle Mike: Professional Hitter

[tx 3 putt 77445]

All the hot dog lines are empty 

[TonyTexas 10530]

This half inning has taken 2 hours. 

Like being at a craps table. The longer the better