2019 Houston Astros Thread

[elfenix 34,171]

3 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Straw needs to reach and do his thing

are you a wizard?

[tx 3 putt 76,314]

Straw is s man !!!!!!!!

[Guadaloopy 10,918]

Good grief he’s fast.  

[elfenix 34,171]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Last inning there was a play where the Mariner knocked the 3rd strike out of Chirinos’ glove with his bat and it bounced down the line. Surely there is some rule against that. Anyone know?

 

it's supposed to be a dead ball

[Jshep34 2,304]

Agswin out in right field doing a arsenio hall fist pump

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[tx 3 putt 76,314]

Just now, Mo Horn said:

He can fly

He was moving around those bases !!!!!

[WBT 20,415]

He fast

[Dennis Taylor 18,701]

Straw should take Ted Ginn's money

[Guest]

perfect=.   Great job Pina.

[tx 3 putt 76,314]

Here we go, here we go !!!!!

[Scraps 13,540]

Woooouli

[Guest]

Just now, Dennis Taylor said:

Straw should take Ted Ginn's money

can Straw take a hit?   LMAO.

[WBT 20,415]

The Yuli!!

[runthebone 7,932]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Straw needs to reach and do his thing

Well, yeah. 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

it's supposed to be a dead ball

No calls the Astros way today.

 

not bitching, but wholly fok, it's been turrible.

 

 

[Guest]

C'mon Private Pyle...

 

get another hit!!!

[Guadaloopy 10,918]

Good grief he’s fast.  

[Guadaloopy 10,918]

More runs, please.   

[Mo Horn 8,807]

There's the White we've come to know

[maninblack 7,974]

Kill White

[Horn80 6,075]

Let’s end this.

[Mo Horn 8,807]

As crazy as this game has been it would be fitting for Devo to get the win. 

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

Should have known this game would be special when Marisnick monkey fucked a simple fly ball to give Seattle their first run. 

[Guadaloopy 10,918]

Devo gonna have to earn it.  

[Horn80 6,075]

This game started at 2:30 CDT?  

[rvm96 1,643]

Just now, Horn80 said:

This game started at 2:30 CDT?  

2:40 

[henrygandorf 29,174]

ok just got back from cvs what did i miss?

[Guadaloopy 10,918]

COD!

[Guest]

Seems like this fat fuck bats every 4th time for the Mariners.

[Horn80 6,075]

1 minute ago, rvm96 said:

2:40 

My man.  I should have said it correctly 2:40 Texas Time.

[elfenix 34,171]

it's not a foul tip if it goes anywhere other than the catcher's mitt, robert

[elfenix 34,171]

Just now, Horn80 said:

My man.  I should have said it correctly 2:40 Texas Time.

what about el paso?

[WBT 20,415]

Another fucking walk

[Horn80 6,075]

Just now, elfenix said:

what about el paso?

Correction noted.  We are so massive that we extend into two time zones.  

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Match Point #3

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Fuuuuuuuck

[elfenix 34,171]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Match Point #4

[Mo Horn 8,807]

JFC

[elfenix 34,171]

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[Horn80 6,075]

Cmon Devo

[DoobieWah 1,411]

CheezyRice Devo!

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,750]

Maybe it is time for White ... 😳

[henrygandorf 29,174]

13 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok just got back from cvs what did i miss?

so....nothing.  i guess.  is the answer.

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

come the fuck on

[Guadaloopy 10,918]

The pitchers do not want to win this game.  

[Planet Houston 4,923]

Good Lord. We REALLY didn’t want to, but...

[HtownHorn 14,468]

Hinch is going to let him walk in the winning run?

 

Luhnow needs to go get bullpen help.

Edited June 7, 2019 by HtownHorn

[Mo Horn 8,807]

About to walk in the tying run 

[Seasick Sailor 3,747]

Fucking finally